I would meet my dream lover and together we...
would travel the world. The first place we would go would be Africa where we would...
put up our tent,zip up the front and get down to some...
serious business of viewing our slides that we had taken of the animals we had seen on our safari, during which we had a rather exciting incident which...
led to some adjustments in our....
schedule. My pal had been gored by a rhino and though he wasn't run all the way through, he had a large, gaping...
hole in his wallet which deflected the thrust and...
saved him a lot of stitches. Shall we go, dear, so we may dine and...
then adjourn to the tent where we can...
pick up where we left off on the slide viewing. Then, we will pour a glass of wine and
in the post ecstasorial euphoria we can watch the sunset over....
the savannah and sigh with contentment as we rouse ourselves to start gathering kindling for the large fire we are building which will...
simply be a beacon for boy scouts and other do good interefering anti-social sexual relationship interfering busy bodies; so how would you feel about a big fire if
that was all that was on your mind, you would be making a big mistake because out on the savannah, you need to keep a fire going to keep the wild animals at bay because they are simply waiting for an opportunity to...
devour any maiden not sleeping in the arms of her male companion, now she felt safe and
but was unable to sleep just picturing the lion stalking the outer ring around their campsite - so she asked her male companion to please...
kiss her longer and hold her tighter, she needed to forget about lion's at night, they are curled up in bed with a cup of cocoa and a
warm blanket, and she tried to relax but it just didn't work, she could not relax and so she asked him again to please go with her to gather wood and start and fire and he...
thought why not, even if Spendius is hiding in the bushes he will eventually get the shakes through his misgivings and then
she kissed him in gratitude and they threw back the blanket and made to leave through the flap of the tent. Suddenly they heard a sound outside that froze their very hearts, as it seemed to be a