which was cancelled two years ago because
the king of the klingons had lost his
bottle and was affraid of
the big bad wolf which had only just eaten
a rather large pig much to the disgust of
the other two little piggies who
cod liver oil and ketchup
and got themselves eaten by a
mistook them for haqburgers because
they were big and round and flat and
made of wood chippings and tasted like
bizaarely poignant chocolate that
usually melted before you could even
shove it up your nose and
so strong that you turn inside out and
upside down so that your nose runs
with one thousand one hundred and nineteen conjunctions