butterfly because it had been bombarded with
breadcrumbs thrown by a little green elf
dancing gaily down a flower strewn lane
until he came to a wooden gate
which he banged his poor little head into
causing it to burst and spurt
pus and blood, the poor little guy
Fawkes who tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament
was raised from the dead using a combination of witchcraft and
and other forms of sorcery which by the way
were known to many as the source of the
giant white waterfall that fell down the
splashing the waves of the
passing Star Trek submarine
dials and red buttons and a shiny
headset that doubled as a
hat for when she was invited
to the crystal themed ball for klingons