flew backwards into a rusty old
set of plows and was instantly
impaled, sending blood spurting
in all directions except, strangely, onto the
insides of the dog that are now outsides
but it was quite the experience because I had never
eaten caviar at altitude before, so I
went to bed early that night and dreamed a little dream of
you, when suddenly the nightmare began to slowly
involve split infinitives which made my hair
curl like it has never curled before so I
am going to chop it all off and sell it to the
highest bidder on Ebay just as soon as I
briefcase full of love letters from
a certain sick ex-president that
once worked as a clown at children's
got into politics after hearing a speech by
