who had not washed their hands properly and
leaving the ladies loo and going
a certain illegal substance called
"Cuban cigars", at least if you live in the United States of
WackyBacky land where they also have
McDonalds burgers which can do you at least as much harm
as eating pickled slugs coated with
lime-green bird's feathers
which camouflaged the bogies hooked out the nose of
the turquoise fire-breathing monster called
his grandmotehr, who was called Brain Death after
her father who was a prominent politician but got thrown out for
the Count, who was her brother-in-law
first removed, from the pub that is where
I first met my beloved old
dog, the one I lost when I
