when along came Penguin and made things worse by freezing their
little pinkies in pink ice. The Penguin got the telephone away from Batman/Batgirl and called up the Joker. "Joker", he barked, "
"what's Zorro's phone number? i'm only asking you because i think he blocked me on msn..."
the joker replied, saying "...
"Cackle...cackle...cackle... you'll never get the answer outta me!!" and he waddled off
"Cackle...cackle...cackle... you'll never get the answer outta me!!" and he skipped off
to the pub to bore people with his awful jokes like
"What do you call someone else's cheese?" "Nachos cheese"... groan groan groan... and if was really bad, everyone would buy him a round
of rat poison! Soon, the joker was joined by the riddler "Riddle me this, Joker!" He said," Do these pants make me look fat?" With that the joker replied.....
No, it's your FAT that makes you look Fat! And he cackled like a loon and
said what do call a boomerang that wont come back, a stick cried the riddler. You're about as funny as
My old Uncle Chuck, who was always the guy with the lampshade, so UNfunny... one time he even
took his wig off and removed his false teeth and pretended to be
an aristocrat! "Come on Joker, lets get outta here," said the Riddler, "I really need to get me some....
of that great Lindee's cheesecake and I wanted to see that waitress again that
can balance 12 plates 15 dishes and 20 cups and saucers on her
head while juggling with her
eyes closed." "ok," replied the joker "but only if i can have some pie" so off they went to see the magic waitress - BUT SUDDENLY
five hungry albatrosses flew in through the open window and
attacked the pie with relish until my Great Aunt Jemima took off her
cloak to reveal a power rangers costume!! "now see here!" she began
