then call out for "Scooby Doo" before running to the nearest
phone booth the make a phone call to the
Batman in his Batcave. Alfred answered the phone, of course, in his slow, dignified manner, and once he hung up the receiver, he walked in his measured way to
the little ladies room where he took a tinkle and washed his
penis before putting it back in his pants. He then examined his teeth in the mirror before
realizing that he still had robin's
toothbrush in his left pocket. He pulled it out, rinsed it under the running
urinal and returned it to robin's drawer. Upon opening the drawer he realized that robin was hiding his
true colors and he was really a young lady called Robina who
had gender issues and needed someone to understand her
condition was not her fault, it was her
Mom. She never married so Ribina had to do all of the manly work around the house until one day...
a tall, dark, handsome, very strong man arrived at her door and said ...
You're Mine and I'm Yours! and swept Robina off her size 12s. It was Batman, of course, who hadn't had a date in
ever. In fact he was a virgin bat so robina had her man hands full trying to tech batman the ropes of being a great...
bat-lover, heh heh heh... but the damn bat wings kept getting in the way and then the damn Gotham City Mayor Red Phone rang non-stop so basically it seemed hopeless, but then...
when they thought all was lost, batman took off his cloak and mask and revealed that he was really....
Batgirl! They laughed hysterically until Batman/Batgirl's vein popped
out of his head and they had to
quickly call 911 to get him some medical attention. However, nobody answered the phone and they were left with Batman/Batgirl in a lfe-threatening condition... they started to panic
