Quote:Reproductive experts warn in a new study that heat generated by laptop computers can have an adverse effect on male fertility.
The study, reported today in the journal Human Reproduction, showed that testicular temperatures rose by between 4.6 and 5 degrees Fahrenheit in an hour among a group of healthy male volunteers...
Previous studies have shown that increases in testicular temperatures between 1.8 and 5.2 degrees have a sustained negative effect on sperm development and fertility.
I'm actually surprised anybody can still even use a laptop as a laptop.
My old Compaq Armada gave off so much heat that in winter it doubled as my office space heater. (Seriously.) I would no sooner rest that thing on my thighs than have relations with a waffle iron.
Curious, I clicked over to the
Human Reproduction website for the first time (although admittedly, I've seen a few other human reproduction websites now and again; this was just the first time I'd been to
the Human Reproduction website.)
There I found an endless supply of articles on "single nucleotide polymorphisms" and "anti-Mullerian hormone plasma levels" and "GnRH agonist stimulation of the pituitary-gonadal axis."
And I didn't even know I
had a pituitary-gonadal axis. Much less that it can be stimulated.
Oh baby I am so hot right now.
I better go surf some porn.
Either that, or open a window.