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Pixel Vixen Blues

 
 
George
 
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 08:38 am
My hubby's on the Internet
He's lookin at the porn
He abandoned our duet
To play a solo on his horn.

[chorus]
My man is surfin
While I'm lyin here alone
He prefers a pixel vixen
To his real live woman made of flesh and bone.

I put on a sexy nightie
A thong up my behind
But keeps scopin JPEGs
He ain't payin me no mind.

[chorus]

The drive is filled with pix o chicks
Whose boobs are not their own
It's a marriage made in Hell
Of silicon and silicone.

[chorus]

I'm only lookin for some lovin
Now to me that ain't so strange
But surfin takes its toll
And my hubby's out of change.

[chorus]
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 08:41 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

(I put 5 'cos it's more feng shite)
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 09:07 am
Echos Sarah's laughter, George, but really, that's a great bit of satiric music.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 09:16 am
Laughing Great song Laughing
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Piffka
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 09:20 am
Good one, George!

This must have sprung out of one of the "Relationship" threads, I'm thinking. Shocked


Great line: " pix o chicks whose boobs are not their own "
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 09:22 am
Applause!!!!!!!!!!!

"pixel vixen" alone is gold.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 09:27 am
Magnificent.

Would you consider dedicating at least one performance of your masterpiece to those of us who toil in the mirky world of Relationships & Marriage?
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 02:47 pm
LOL! Brilliant. Very funny, and well-written lyrics they are too. The postmodern blues, eh?
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stuh505
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 07:10 pm
haha, nice rhyme George (female name?)
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2004 07:13 pm
Out of 1 to 10...I give this one a 20....good job...
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kellyvinal
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2004 03:51 am
Good one!
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George
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2004 08:00 am
Thanks all, for the kind words!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2004 08:20 am
Loved it!
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