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Sun 5 Dec, 2004 08:38 am
My hubby's on the Internet
He's lookin at the porn
He abandoned our duet
To play a solo on his horn.
[chorus]
My man is surfin
While I'm lyin here alone
He prefers a pixel vixen
To his real live woman made of flesh and bone.
I put on a sexy nightie
A thong up my behind
But keeps scopin JPEGs
He ain't payin me no mind.
[chorus]
The drive is filled with pix o chicks
Whose boobs are not their own
It's a marriage made in Hell
Of silicon and silicone.
[chorus]
I'm only lookin for some lovin
Now to me that ain't so strange
But surfin takes its toll
And my hubby's out of change.
[chorus]
Echos Sarah's laughter, George, but really, that's a great bit of satiric music.
Good one, George!
This must have sprung out of one of the "Relationship" threads, I'm thinking.
Great line: " pix o chicks whose boobs are not their own "
Applause!!!!!!!!!!!
"pixel vixen" alone is gold.
Magnificent.
Would you consider dedicating at least one performance of your masterpiece to those of us who toil in the mirky world of Relationships & Marriage?
LOL! Brilliant. Very funny, and well-written lyrics they are too. The postmodern blues, eh?
haha, nice rhyme George (female name?)
Out of 1 to 10...I give this one a 20....good job...
Thanks all, for the kind words!
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