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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 05:53 pm
Well, folks, we'll have to ride away to edgar's thread along the trail that follows the sun.

Ah, I just remembered an oldie, but I can't remember where or when.

BEAUTIFUL LIFE



Each day I'll do a golden deed,
By helping those who are in need,
My life on earth is but a span,
And so I'll do the best I can,
The best I can.


Life's evening sun is sinking low,
A few more days and I must go
To meet the deeds that I have done,
Where there will be no setting sun.


To be a child of God each day,
My light must shine along the way;
I'll sing His praise while ages roll
And strive to help some troubled soul,
Some troubled soul.


Life's evening sun is sinking low,
A few more days and I must go
To meet the deeds that I have done,
Where there will be no setting sun.


The only life that will endure,
Is one that's kind and good and pure;
And so for God I'll take my stand,
Each day I'll lend a helping hand,
A helping hand.


Life's evening sun is sinking low,
A few more days and I must go
To meet the deeds that I have done,
Where there will be no setting sun.


I'll help someone in time of need,
And journey on with rapid speed;
I'll help the sick and poor and weak,
And words of kindness to them speak,
Kind words I'll speak.


Life's evening sun is sinking low,
A few more days and I must go
To meet the deeds that I have done,
Where there will be no setting sun.


While going down life's weary road,
I'll try to lift some traveler's load;
I'll try to turn the night to day,
Make flowers bloom along the way,
The lonely way.


Life's evening sun is sinking low,
A few more days and I must go
To meet the deeds that I have done,
Where there will be no setting sun.

It is quite odd, folks, how the smallest corner of our thoughts surface from some cue in the environment.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 06:01 pm
Jimmie Rodgers - When The Cactus Is In Bloom

The cattle prowled and the coyotes howled
out on the Great Divide,
I never done no wrong, just singing a song,
as down the trail I ride.
Rattle snacks rattle at the prairie dogs,
you hear that mournful tune.
It's roundup time away out West
When the cactus is in bloom.
Daylight comes and the cowhand yell,
they call out ev'ry man,
I throw my saddle on my old cowhorse
and drink my coffee from a can;
The sun goes down on the cattle trail
and I'm gazing at the moon,
It's roundup time away out West
When the cactus is in bloom.
We don't have cold weather,
it never snows or rains.
That is where the sunshine's best,
out on the western plains.
Some of the boys have gone away,
but they will be back soon.
It's roundup time away out West
When the cactus is in bloom.
Daylight comes and the cowhand yell,
they call out ev'ry man,
I throw my saddle on my old cowhorse
and drink my coffee from a can;
The sun goes down on the cattle trail
and I'm gazing at the moon,
It's roundup time away out West
When the cactus is in bloom.
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 06:16 pm
ah, edgar, the range wars and the invention of barbed wire. That was the beginning of eminent domain, I suspect.

Well, folks, I must eat I suppose, so I'll check into our studios later and see what news, blue, cues, etc. that we'll be hearing.

(goes off singing when it's roundup time in Texas.)
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 06:30 pm
when it comes to eminent domain, i have to go with cole porter

Don't Fence Me In
Ella Fitzgerald

Wildcat Kelley, lookin' mighty pale,
Was standin' by the sherrif's side
And when the sherrif said "I'm sendin you to jail,
Wildcat raised his head and cried

Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze,
listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees,
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies.
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.


Wildcat Kelley, back again in town,
was standin by his sweethearts side,
And when his sweetheart said "come on let's settle down,
Wildcat raised his head and cried


Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze
listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.


I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't..... fence me in.
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 07:02 pm
Well, there is our friend from Canada. Ah, yes. and here in Florida the only fences are around swimming pools and that has to do with insurance. Doesn't everything, folks? Well, dj, I do know that one, buddy.

Well, it's that time of evening, listeners.

I went out in the front yard and picked the most beautiful flower from a bush that not many people value. It resembles a white lilac, and the leaves are waxen and deep green. I still am not familiar with the flora that grows here, but I am learning.

Somehow, folks, the words to Schubert's Serenade are wafting through my mind and thoughts. I can hear the music clearly, but the words that were set to it elude me. Perhaps at a later time they will surface, probably while I am asleep.

Walter would know them, but he's on tour. <smile>
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2005 07:33 pm
Back from my serenade in blue with this delightful bit of wit sent to me by bermbits:

Headlines from the year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Baby conceived naturally--scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern U.S. crop and livestock.


Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).


Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.



85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey! I just sent it. I didn't write it!)


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.


Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent .


Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Let that be my smile as I go off to bed, listeners.

From Letty with love
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Ray
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 12:21 am
Quote:
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


It's the Bush dynasty.... run for your lives!!!
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 02:08 am
Helen Keller

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Helen Adams Keller

Deaf-blind American author, activist, and lecturer
Born June 27, 1880
Tuscumbia, Alabama, USA
Died June 1, 1968
Westport, Connecticut, USA

Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 - June 1, 1968) was a deaf and blind American author, activist, and lecturer.

Helen Keller was born in Tuscumbia, Alabama. Her disabilities were caused by a fever in February, 1882 when she was 19 months old. Her loss of ability to communicate at such an early developmental age was very traumatic for her and her family, and she became quite unmanageable because of it.



Childhood

Keller was born at an estate called Ivy Green, on June 27, 1880. She was not born blind and deaf, but actually a typical, healthy, beautiful little girl. It was not until nineteen months later that she came down with an illness that the doctors described as an acute congestion of the stomach and the brain. Keller did not have the illness for a long time, but the illness left her blind, deaf, and unable to speak. By age seven she had invented over sixty different signs that she could use to communicate with her family.

In 1887, her parents, Captain Arthur H. Keller and Kate Adams Keller, finally contacted Alexander Graham Bell, who worked with deaf children. He advised them to contact the Perkins Institute for the Blind, then in South Boston, Massachusetts. They delegated the teacher Anne Sullivan, who was then only 20 years old, to try to open up Helen's mind. It was the beginning of a 49-year period of working together.

Sullivan demanded and got permission from Helen's father to isolate the girl from the rest of the family,in a little house in their garden. Her first task was to instill discipline in the spoiled girl. Helen's big breakthrough in communication came one day when she realized that the motions her teacher was making on her palm (http://where.com/scott.net/asl/abc.html) symbolized the idea of "water" and nearly exhausted Sullivan demanding the names of all the other familiar objects in her world (including her prized doll).

Anne was able to teach Helen to think intelligibly and to speak, using the Tadoma method: touching the lips of others as they spoke, feeling the vibrations, and spelling of alphabetical characters in the palm of Helen's hand. She also learned to read English, French, German, Greek, and Latin in braille.

Education

In 1888, Helen attended Perkins Institute for the Blind. In 1894, Helen and Anne moved to New York City to attended the Wright-Humason School for the Deaf. In 1898 they returned to Massachusetts and Helen entered the The Cambridge School for Young Ladies before gaining admittance, in 1900, to Radcliffe College. In 1904 at the age of 24, Helen graduated from Radcliffe cum laude, becoming the first deaf and blind person to graduate from a college.


Political activities

With tremendous willpower Helen went on to become a world-famous speaker and author. She made it her own life's mission to fight for the sensorially handicapped in the world. In 1915 she founded Helen Keller International, a non-profit organization for preventing blindness. Helen and Anne Sullivan traveled all over the world to over 39 countries, and made several trips to Japan, becoming a favorite of the Japanese people. Helen Keller met every U.S. President from Grover Cleveland to John F. Kennedy and was friends with many famous figures including Alexander Graham Bell, Charlie Chaplin and Mark Twain.

Helen Keller was a member of the socialist party and actively campaigned and wrote in support of the working classes from 1909 to 1921. She supported Socialist Party candidate Eugene V. Debs in each of his campaigns for the presidency. Her political views were reinforced by visiting workers. In her words, "I have visited sweatshops, factories, crowded slums. If I could not see it, I could smell it."

Newspaper columnists who had praised her courage and intelligence before she came out as a socialist now called attention to her disabilities. The editor of the Brooklyn Eagle wrote that her "mistakes sprung out of the manifest limitations of her development." Keller responded to that editor, referring to having met him before he knew of her political views:

"At that time the compliments he paid me were so generous that I blush to remember them. But now that I have come out for socialism he reminds me and the public that I am blind and deaf and especially liable to error. I must have shrunk in intelligence during the years since I met him...Oh, ridiculous Brooklyn Eagle! Socially blind and deaf, it defends an intolerable system, a system that is the cause of much of the physical blindness and deafness which we are trying to prevent."

Helen Keller also joined the industrial union, the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW), in 1912 after she felt that parliamentary socialism was "sinking in the political bog." Helen Keller wrote for the IWW between 1916 and 1918. In "Why I Became an IWW" Helen wrote that her motivation for activism came in part due to her concern about blindness and other disabilities:

"I was appointed on a commission to investigate the conditions of the blind. For the first time I, who had thought blindness a misfortune beyond human control, found that too much of it was traceable to wrong industrial conditions, often caused by the selfishness and greed of employers. And the social evil contributed its share. I found that poverty drove women to a life of shame that ended in blindness."

Helen Keller wrote glowingly of the emergence of communism during the Russian Revolution (See ISBN 0684818868). Her contacts with suspected communists were frequently investigated by the FBI.

In 1920 she was one of the founders of the American Civil Liberties Union. In the 1920s, she sent a hundred dollars to the NAACP with a letter of support that appeared in its magazine The Crisis.

In 1925 she addressed a convention of Lions Clubs International giving that organisation a major focus for its service work which still continues today.

Writings

In 1960 her book Light in my Darkness was published in which she advocated the teachings of Emanuel Swedenborg. She also wrote a lengthy autobiography. She wrote a total of eleven books, and authored numerous articles.


Honors

On September 14, 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the United States' highest civilian honor.

Alabama honors her, a native daughter, on its state quarter [1]

Later life

Keller devoted much of her later life to raising funds for the American Foundation for the Blind.

Helen Keller died on June 1, 1968 at the age of 87, more than thirty years after the death of Anne Sullivan. She was cremated and her remains were placed in the Chapel of St. Joseph of Arimathea in Washington National Cathedral.


Helen Keller in arts

A silent film, Deliverance, first told Keller's story.

The Miracle Worker, a play about how Helen Keller learned to communicate, was made into a movie three times. The 1962 version of the movie won Academy Awards for Best Actress in a Leading Role for Anne Bancroft who played Sullivan and Best Actress in a Supporting Role for Patty Duke who played Keller.

Another recent movie about Helen Keller's life is The Miracle Continues. This semi-sequel to The Miracle Worker recounts her college years and her early adult life. None of the early movies hint at the social activism that would become the hallmark of Helen's later life, although the Disney version produced in 2000 states in the credits that Helen became an activist for social equality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller
The Hindi movie Black released in 2005 was largely based on Keller's story, from her childhood to her graduation.

Her life and achievements are celebrated annually in Tuscumbia, her hometown, in the Helen Keller festival
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 06:13 am
Good morning, WA2K and audience.

Ray, welcome. How great to have you in our studios. Don't be a stranger here, because we love your poetic mind.

Ah, Bob. Helen Keller's love affair with the world. It is very difficult to imagine such deprivation, but it challenges all of us to examine our own lives in the light of fortune, right listeners?

Listeners, often a song is the sound of leaves and birds and small creatures that rustle under our feet. There are no words needed just echoes. Sometimes quiet speaks more than sound.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 06:38 am
Good Morning WA2K. Hope you all have a pleasant day.

That was an interesting bio of Helen Keller, Bob. I hadn't been aware of the extent of her political activities. She was a gutsy woman.

Here are some June 27 Birthdays:

1462 Louis XII (the Just) king of France (The Father of the People)(1498-1515) died 1515
1550 Charles IX king of France (1560-74) ; died 1611
1682 Charles XII king of Sweden (1697-1718) ; died 1718
1846 Charles Stewart Parnell, Irish nationalist leader (Avondale, County Wicklow, Ireland; died 1891)
1869 Emma Goldman, anarchist/social reformer (Kaunas, Lithuania; died 1940)
1880 Helen Keller, author/lecturer who overcame disabilities (Tuscumbia, AL; died 1968)
1927 Bob Keeshan, children's TV personality as Captain Kangaroo (Lynbrook, NY) died 2004
1930 H Ross Perot Texarkana, TX, billionaire entrepreneur and presidential candidate
1933 Gary Crosby son of Bing, actor (Which Way to the Front)
1934 Anna Moffo Wayne PA, soprano (or 1932, or 1927?)
1938 Bruce Babbitt, interior secretary (Los Angeles, CA)
1942 Bruce Johnston,rocker (Beachboys-In My Room)
1943 Rico Petrocelli, baseball player (New York, NY)
1945 Norma Kamali, fashion designer (New York, NY)
1951 Julia Duffy, actress (Minneapolis, MN)
1955 Isabelle Adjani, actress (Paris, France)


I never saw the Captain Kangaroo show.
http://www.detnews.com/pix/2004/01/23/kangaroo250.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 06:43 am
Never saw Capt Kangaroo? Missed Mr Greenjeans, bunny rabbit, Tom Terrific? That's sad.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 07:00 am
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:07 am
This news item is hot off the press.

Hot enough for ya?


BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man endured scorching temperatures of 110 Celsius (230 Fahrenheit) for almost five minutes to win the nation's first sauna endurance competition.

Andreas Kramp, from Lemgo in western Germany, edged out competitors with his 4 minutes 52 seconds inside the blistering sauna in the eastern village of Dolle Saturday, the Magdeburger Volksstimme newspaper Monday.

Kramp's time falls short of the almost 12 minutes set by Finn Leo Pusa to win last year's international championship in Heinola, Finland.

The German sauna competition uses the same rules: participants sit in 110-degree heat, with water poured on the stove every 30 seconds to create more steam.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:09 am
No - no Captain Kangaroo, but I remember hearing Mr. Green Jeans mentioned.

But -- Mr. Rogers Neighborhood -- He was a good ole local boy. Although I was at work when his show was on, my daughter and her Grandma watched that one. Although, I do believe Grandma enjoyed the show more than my daughter did. (lol)
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:12 am
Letty, a bit of a correction/clarification. McCartney didn't write it, but did proclaim it the greatest song ever written. it made 25 in Rolling Stone's list of 500 songs--here's their comment:

Written by: Brian Wilson, Tony Asher
Produced by: Wilson
Released: May '66 on Capitol
Charts: 8 weeks
Top spot: No. 39

"It's very deep. Very emotional, always a bit of a choker with me," Paul McCartney said of this Pet Sounds ballad. McCartney and John Lennon first heard the Pet Sounds album at a chic London party; the same night, they went back to McCartney's house and wrote "Here, There and Everywhere," which is directly influenced by "God Only Knows." The understated lead vocal by Carl Wilson established the quiet brother as the Beach Boys' secret weapon, but it's the arrangement of French horns, sleigh bells, harp, strings, flute, bass clarinet and accordion that gives the song its heavenly kick. Carl's brother Brian had become fascinated by spirituality and said this song came out of prayer sessions in the studio. "We kind of made it a religious ceremony," Brian said of recording Pet Sounds. The only problem: The use of the word god in the title, controversial at the time, scared off some radio programmers.

Appears on: Pet Sounds (Capitol)
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:46 am
For Bob's sauna freak:



[Featuring Dug Infinite No I.D.]
Intro:

When you're hot you're hot when you're not you're not
I'm Dug Infinite I came to heat up the spot
Yo it's NO I.D. I'm about to go nonstop
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh
When you're hot you're hot when you're not you're not
It's NO I.D. the heavy weight is on your block
It's Dug Infinite I'm about to take you to the top

To this lost foundation in this hip hop nation
Better tune in before they ruin our situation
For the cash it really don't mean that cash we the flash
Media that's enough MC's that lose they ass
It got me dustin' off my shell toes freezin' on my elbows
Catch a flash back picture me goin' ass back
It's never that scenerio
It reigns like stereo sound that jack of all tray be on my crown
I never ledge in other words I seen the edge
I got advantage over most cats who can't manage
Hook. (misspelling done on purpose, methinks)



Hey, Yit. Thanks for that clarification. Sometime Miss Letty misreads.
Ah, the quiet brother who inspired the Beatles. That will be his legacy, but, Yit, he really doesn't need one, does he.

We always love to hear the voice of the turtle, right listeners?

Raggedy, you're right. It takes some age to really hear the beauty of children's appreciation. <smile>
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:27 am
having been an inspiration for Here, there, and everywhere is scarcely the least desirable of legacies. one of the Beatles' greatest melodies i believe. i hope the guitar chords aren't too distracting. :wink:

Here There And Everywhere
Beatles

G (hold) Bm (hold) Bb (hold x2) Am7 D7
To lead a better life, I need my love to be here.

G Am7 Bm C G Am7
Here, making each day of the year
Bm C F#m7 B7
Changing my life with a wave of her hand,
F#m7 B7 Em Am Am7 D7
Nobody can deny that there's something there.

G Am7 Bm C G Am7
There, running my hands through her hair
Bm C F#m7 B7
Both of us thinking how good it can be
F#m7 B7 Em Am Am7 D7
Someone is speaking, but she doesn't know he's there.

Bb Gm
I want her everywhere
Cm D7 Gm (x2)
And if she's beside me I know I need never care.
Cm D7
But to love her is to need her

G Am7 Bm C G Am7
Everywhere, knowing that love is to share,
Bm C F#m7 B7
Each one believing that love never dies
F#m7 B7 Em Am Am7 D7
Watching her eyes, and hoping I'm always there.

Bb Gm
I want her everywhere
Cm D7 Gm (x2)
And if she's beside me I know I need never care.
Cm D7
But to love her is to need her

G Am7 Bm C G Am7
Everywhere, knowing that love is to share,
Bm C F#m7 B7
Each one believing that love never dies
F#m7 B7 Em Am Am7 D7
Watching her eyes, and hoping I'm always there.

G Am7 Bm C
I will be there, and everywhere.
G Am7 Bm C G (hold)
Here, there, and everywhere.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:34 am
Ah, yit. Is that, perhaps, a telling song? We love to know these thing, do we not, listeners?



SEALED WITH A KISS

'Tho we gotta say goodbye for the summer
Darling I promise you this
I'll send you all my love every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss
Guess it's gonna be a cold lonely summer
But I'll fill the emptiness
I'll send you all my dreams every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss

I'll see you in the sunlight
I'll hear your voice everywhere
I'll run to tenderly hold you
But darling you won't be there

I don't wanna say goodbye for the summer
Knowing the love we'll miss
Oh let us make a pledge to meet in september
And seal it with a kiss

Guess it's gonna be a cold lonely summer
But I'll fill the emptiness
I'll send you all my love every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss
Sealed with a kiss
Sealed with a kiss

A sad summer song for our listeners.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:45 am
TALKING OPTIMIST BLUES (GOOD DAY TODAY)
Words and Music by Neil Diamond and Gretchen Peters

I got worries by the ton; gettin' cancer's only one.
Overtaxed and alimonied, tired of eatin' fried baloney.
I got burdens on my shoulders, dying young or growin' older.
There's some brain cells I'm missin',
but despite it all, I'd like to say--

I'm gonna have a good day today.
Gonna have a good time anyway.
Put it all behind me, lay it all away.
Gonna be a good day today.

Bills and pills and former wives,
past mistakes and former lives.
Bank account is overdrawn,
out of Prozac, hairline's gone.
Hearing voices in my head;
say I should've stayed in bed.
Dog just died, but what the heck;
nothing worse can happen anyway.

So, I'm gonna have a good day today.
Me, I'm gonna have a good time anyway.
Put it all behind me, lay it all away.
Gonna be a good day today.

Pulled my back and wrecked my car.
Girl-friend stole my V.C.R.
Letter came from Sixty Minutes;
say they wanna put me in it.
Tell me my career just died.
Years ago I might've cried.
Now I'm just too old to do it.
May be true, but screw it anyway.

Me, I'm gonna have a good day today.
And I'm gonna have a good time anyway.
Put it all behind me, lay it all away.
Gonna be a good day today.

Hey, I'm gonna have a good day today.
Me, I'm gonna have a good time anyway.
Put it all behind me, lay it all away.
Gonna be a good day today.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 10:27 am
I just received this in an e-mail from my son in law. I tried to resist posting it but was unsuccessful.

>Colonoscopy

>A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
>patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
>colonoscopies:

>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
>before!"
>
>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
>5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>
>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
>
>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
>
>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." -- (my favorite! -
>eh)
>
>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
>And the best one of them all...
>
>12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
>there."
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