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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 05:10 pm
Nah. I think they were probably demonstration tools used in early sex education classes.

Take that, you right wingers!
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 05:41 pm
Well, Eva, one never knows. Them stone age folks had more quality education than the kids in Florida.

Hey, listeners, maybe they were the children someone left behind.

A bureaucrat came to our town.

And at first we thought he jested,

He said, "When I get through with you folks,

There'll be no child left untested."

and here's the rest of the song:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-07-06-nea-protest-songs_x.htm
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 06:17 pm
It's that time of late evening again, listeners.


Closer To The Stars Lyrics
Artist: Soul Asylum



Caterpillar crawling up the big phone pole
Is there somebody that you want to talk to?
You know that pretty soon you'll be able to fly
How is this going to affect you?
Do you think it might wreck you?
Your friends might reject you
Say you took it too far
You said you want to be want to be want to be want to be

Hooked on glossy pictures and drugs I've never seen
We'll treat you with advice from a fashion magazine
One day she just walked into that magazine
I wonder if she'll ever come back
And they all said she would crack
They said her mind was one track,
Said she took it too far
You said you want to be want to be want to be want to be
Closer to the stars

Inspired by the death of someone that I don't even know, nor ever listened to.

Soul Asylum cofounder Karl Mueller is, in the words of one of his songs, "Closer to the Stars."



The bassist for the hit-making alt-rock band died Friday in Minneapolis after a long battle with throat cancer. He was 41.


According to Mueller's longtime friend (and former Jayhawks manager) Maggie Macpherson, Mueller was due to have surgery Monday.


Mueller had been fighting the cancer since the spring of 2004, prompting Soul Asylum, with Mueller, and fellow Minneapolis rock legends Hüsker Dü to regroup for a special October benefit concert.


Mueller, along with frontman Dave Pirner, founded Soul Asylum in 1984. The band was a critically respected staple of college radio throughout the 1980s, and went on to platinum-selling success after the songs "Runaway Train" and "Somebody to Shove" off Grave Dancers Union went into heavy rotation on MTV during the grunge era.


Per the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Soul Asylum guitarist Dan Murphy, as well as members of the Jayhawks and Babes in Toyland joined Mueller at his home Friday for a bedside vigil.


Soul Asylum finished a number of new songs recently, which, the Tribune says, are currently being shopped to major labels for an early 2006 release. It will be the band's first new offering since 1998's Candy from a Stranger.


Funeral arrangements are set for Wednesday in Minneapolis.


Mueller is survived by his wife, Mary Beth, and his mother, Mary.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 06:39 pm
Hava Nageela Hava Nageela
Hava Nageela vay mismacha

Hava Nageela Hava Nageela
Hava Nageela vay mismacha

Hava na ranina
Hava na ranina
Hava na ranina vay mismacha

Hava na ranina
Hava na ranina
Hava na ranina vay mismacha

Oo roo ooroo achim
Oo roo achim belev say maya
Oo roo achim belev say maya
Oo roo achim belev say maya
Oo roo achim belev say maya

Oo roo achim Oo roo achim
Belev say maya
(repeat all above once)
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 06:54 pm
ah, edgar, the hora. Would you believe that my friend, who now lives in Alaska, and I tried that circle dance one evening at a local pub? Hey, folks, we were't bad at all.

I was attempting to find a song of long ago that went something like:

Where 'ya going, Billy Bob,
Oh, I'm going to seek my fortune,
May I come, too, oh please say yes,
Well then come along
So the cow followed after Billy Bob.

Ah, well, folks, if anyone out there knows that bit of whimsy, please let us know.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 07:27 pm
Harvey And Sheila
Allan Sherman
(to the tune of Hava Nageela)

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Oh, the day they met.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
No one will forget.
Harvey's a CPA.
He works for IBM.
He went to MIT and got his PhD.
Sheila's a girl I know,
At B.B.D.& O.
She works the PBX,
And makes out the checks.
Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator,
Sheila got in two floors later,
Soon they both felt they were falling,
Everyone heard Sheila calling,
"Ring the bell,"
But they fell.
Harv and Sheila fell in love.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Chose a wedding ring.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Married in the spring.
She shopped at A & P.
He bought a used MG.
They sat and watched TV
On their RCA.
Borrowed from HFC,
Bought some AT&T,
And on election day, worked for JFK.
Then they went and got a
Charge-A-Plate from R.H. Macy,
Bought a layette, pink and lacy,
Then they had twin baby girls,
Both with dimples, both with curls,
One named Bea,
One named Kay,
Soon they joined the PTA.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Moved to West LA.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Flew TWA.
They bought a house one day,
Financed by FHA.
It had a swimming pool, full of H2O.
Traded their used MG
For a new XKE.
Switched to the GOP,
That's the way things go.
Oh that Harvey he was
Really smart, he used his noodle.
Sheila bought a white French poodle,
Went to Europe with a visa,
Henry's rich, they say that he's a
VIP!
This could be,
Only in the USA!
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2005 07:44 pm
Oh, my Gawd, dj, You just made me laugh out loud, seriously.

Where you find those parodies is beyond me. Here I was already to get a wee bit depressed, and you pop in and dispell it all with one song.

All I can say, listeners, is that dj is our international treasure, right?

Well, all. It's getting close to Letty's bedtime, and I have no song to sing; no poem to say; no news to bring. How about just a simple "Goodnight".

From your Letty with love.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 12:57 am
Kris Kristofferson
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Kris Kristofferson (born June 22, 1936 in in Brownsville, Texas) is an influential country music songwriter, singer and actor.

He is best known for hits like "Me and Bobby McGee" and "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down", many of which were co-written with Shel Silverstein or Fred Foster. Although born in Brownsville, Texas, he moved around a lot as a youth, finally settling down in San Mateo, California, where he graduated high school. An aspiring writer, Kristofferson earned a Rhodes Scholarship to Oxford University (Merton College, Oxford) after previously attending Pomona College. Students of Merton College later voted that the college should erect a statue of Kristofferson, naked astride a motorcycle of his choice, in Front Quad but funds were never made available. While in England, Kristofferson began writing songs and working with manager Larry Parnes; he recorded for Top Rank Records under the name Kris Carson but was unsuccessful.

In 1960, Kristofferson graduated with a master's degree in English literature and married an old girlfriend, Fran Beir. He joined the United States Army and became a helicopter pilot. During the early 1960s, he was stationed in West Germany and returned to music and forming a band. Kristofferson sent some of his compositions to a friend's relative, Marijohn Wilkin, a successful Nashville, Tennessee songwriter. Kristofferson moved to Nashville after resigning his commission in 1965, intent on becoming a professional songwriter. He worked a variety of odd jobs while struggling to make it in the music business, burdened with expensive medical bills as a result of his son's defective esophagus. He and his wife soon divorced. In 1966, Dave Dudley released a successful Kristofferson single, "Viet Nam Blues". The following year, Kristofferson signed to Epic Records and released a single, "Golden Idol"/"Killing Time", but the song was not successful. Within the next few years, more Kristofferson originals hit the charts, performed by Roy Drusky ("Jody and the Kid"), Billy Walker & the Tennessee Walkers ("From the Bottle to the Bottom"), Ray Stevens ("Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down"), Jerry Lee Lewis ("Once More with Feeling") Faron Young ("Your Time's Comin'") and Roger Miller ("Me and Bobby McGee", "Best of all Possible Worlds", "Darby's Castle"). He also gained some success as a performer himself, due to Johnny Cash's introduction of Kristofferson at the Newport Folk Festival.

Kristofferson signed to Monument Records as a recording artist. The label was run by Fred Foster, also manager of Columbine Music, Kristofferson's songwriting label. His debut album for Monument was Kristofferson, which included a few new songs as well as many of his previous hits. Sales were poor. In spite of his failure as a recording artist, Kristofferson's compositions were still in high demand. Ray Price ("For the Good Times"), Waylon Jennings ("The Taker"), Bobby Bare ("Come Sundown"), Johnny Cash ("Sunday Morning Coming Down") and Sammi Smith ("Help Me Make It Through the Night") all recorded successful versions of his songs in the early 1970s. "For the Good Times" (Ray Price) won 'Song of the Year" in 1970 from the Academy of Country Music, while "Sunday Morning Coming Down" (Johnny Cash) won the same award from the Academy's rival, the Country Music Association in the same year. This is the only time an individual has won the same award from these two organizations in the same year for different songs.

In 1971, Janis Joplin, a very influential vocalist, had a #1 pop hit with "Me and Bobby McGee" off her posthumous Pearl, which was followed by more hits from Ray Price ("I Won't Mention It Again", "I'd Rather Be Sorry"), Joe Simon ("Help Me Make It Through the Night"), Bobby Bare ("Please Don't Tell Me How the Story Ends"), O.C. Smith ("Help Me Make It Through the Night") Jerry Lee Lewis ("Me and Bobby McGee"), Patti Page ("I'd Rather Be Sorry") and Peggy Little ("I've Got to Have You"). Kristofferson released his second album, The Silver Tongued Devil and I in 1971; the album was a success and established Kristofferson's career as a recording artist in his own right. Not long after, Kristofferson made his acting debut in The Last Movie (directed by Dennis Hopper) and appeared at the Isle of Wight Festival. In 1972, he acted in Cisco Pike and released his third album, Border Lord; the album was all-new material and sales were sluggish. He also swept the Grammies that year with numerous songs nominated and several winning song of the year. Kristofferson's 1972 fourth album, Jesus Was a Capricorn began slow but the third single, "Why Me", was a success and significantly increased album sales.

For the next few years, Kristofferson focused on acting. He appeared in Blume in Love (directed by Paul Mazursky) and Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (directed by Sam Peckinpah) and also married Rita Coolidge. With his new wife, Kristofferson released an album called Full Moon, another success buoyed by numerous hit singles and Grammy nominations. However, his fifth album, Spooky Lady's Sideshow was a commercial failure, setting the trend for most of the rest of his career. Artists like Ronnie Milsap and Johnny Duncan continued to record Kristofferson's material with much success, but his own rough voice and anti-pop sound kept his own audience to a minimum. He continued acting, in Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Vigilante Force, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea, and A Star Is Born (with Barbra Streisand). In spite of his success with Streisand, Kristofferson's career was heading downward with the non-charting ninth album, Shake Hands with the Devil. His next film, Freedom Road, did not earn a theatrical release in the US and he divorced Rita Coolidge. Meanwhile, more artists were taking his songs to the top of the charts, including Lena Martell ("One Day at a Time") and Willie Nelson, whose Willie Nelson Sings Kris Kristofferson LP was a smash success. Kristofferson's next film was Heaven's Gate, a phenomenal failure that temporarily ended his acting career.

In 1982, Kristofferson participated (with Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Brenda Lee) on The Winning Hand, a country success that failed to break into mainstream audiences. He then married again, to Lisa Meyers, and concentrated on films for a time, appearing in The Lost Honor of Kathryn Beck, Flashpoint and Songwriter. The latter also starred Willie Nelson and Kristofferson was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Song Score. Music from Songwriter (an album of duets between Nelson and Kristofferson) was a massive country success. Nelson and Kristofferson continued their partnership, and added Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash to form the supergroup The Highwaymen. Their first album, Highwayman was a huge success, and the supergroup continued working together for a time. In 1985, Kristoferson starred in Trouble in Mind and released Repossessed a politically aware album that was a country success, particularly "They Killed Him" (also performed by Bob Dylan), a tribute to his heroes, including Martin Luther King, Jr., Jesus, and Mohandas Gandhi. Kristofferson also appeared in Amerika at about the same time; the mini-series was controversial, hypothesizing life under Communist domination. In spite of the success of Highwayman 2 in 1990, Kristofferson's solo recording career slipped significantly in the early 1990s, though he continued to successfully record with the Highwaymen. Lone Star (1996 film) reinvigorated Kristofferson's acting career, and he soon appeared in Blade, A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries, Fire Down Below, Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes and Payback (movie).

Kris Kristofferson was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame and in 1977 to the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame. His last album is called "broken freedom song" and was recorded live in San Franciso 2003.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_Kristofferson

"Me And Bobby McGee"

(As recorded by Janis Joplin)
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
FRED FOSTER

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' fer a train
When I's feeling nearly faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained
And rode us all the way to New Orleans
I pulled my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
I's playing soft while Bobby sung the blues, n-yeah
Windshield wipers slapping time I's, holding Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose
Nothing, I mean nothing honey if it ain't free, no no
Yeah feeling good was easy Lord when he sang the blues
You know feeling good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee.

From Kentucky coal mine to the California sun
Yeah Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done
Yeah Bobby baby kept me from the cold world
One day a near Selina Lord, I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
But I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose
Nothing, and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah
But feeling good was easy Lord when he sang the blues
Hey feeling good was good enough for me, hmm-mm
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

La da la la la, la da la la la da la
La da da la la la Bobby McGee yeah
La da la la la, la da la la la da la
La da da la la la Bobby McGee yeah
La da la la la, la da la la la da la
La da da la la la Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo
Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo
Lo lo lo lo lo lo Bobby McGee
Lo lo lo lo lo lo Bobby McGee

Lord I called him my lover, I called him my man
I said called him my lover just the best I can and c'mon
And and a Bobby oh, and a Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo
Hey hey hey Bobby McGee, lord.

La da la la la, la da la la la la la
Hey hey hey Bobby McGee yeah

(c) Copyright 1969 by Combine Music Corp.

- SONG HITS, Summer 1974.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 03:48 am
Cat & Dog Haikus

http://members.toast.net/rjspina/images/24774_wallpaper280.jpg

Cat Haikus

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.


You *must* scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.


The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.


Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.


Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?


You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.


My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.


Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'


Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.


I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?


Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!


Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!


Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.


Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"


The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."


In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hair ball somewhere
Will find in morning.


We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?


The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.



Dog Haikus

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.


I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.


I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I sound the alarm!
Meter reader - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.


How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.


My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.


I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!


Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats.


Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.


Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.


I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.


You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation.


My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.

http://www.funnypostcard.com/dog/hanging-out.jpg
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 04:04 am
Galway Bay (parody)
Tommy Makem

Maybe someday I'll go back again to Ireland,
If my dear old wife would only pass away!
She's nearly got my heart broke with her nagging,
She's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay.

See her drinking sixteen pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon
And then she can walk home without a sway;
If the sea was beer instead of salty water
She would live and die in Galway Bay.

See he drinking sixteen pints at Pat Joe Murphy's
The barman says, "I think it's time you go."
Well, she doesn't try to answer him in Gaelic
But in language that the clergy do not know.

On her back she has tattooed a map of Ireland
And when she takes her bath on Saturday,
She rubs the Sunlight Soap around by Claddagh
Just to watch the suds go down by Galway Bay.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 04:44 am
UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 05:14 am
http://railroaddave.com/phot/lswkph/ulyskitague.jpg

Leaving on a jetstream

Parodied by Anne Ku
London, 12 August 2003 to the tune of John Denver's "Leaving on a jet plane"


All my money's gone, I'm ready to cry
I'm sitting here, naked alone
Lying in the big tub you told me to buy.
But the tax man's calling, I'm trying to hide
Last year's taxes, I've still to pay
Already I'm so bankrupt I could die.

So mister, please let me be
Tell me that you'll set me free
Forgive me like you've never seen me before
I'm leavin' on a jetstream
I don't know when I'll rise up again
Oh, mister, I cannot pay!

When I first came to your bathroom store,
You seemed so friendly, not a bore,
You let me try your bathtubs with my girl
Every tub we sat, we spoke of love
Every tub we touched, we felt our love
That was why, we chose the largest tub.

So mister, please let me be
Tell me that you'll set me free
Forget I ever ordered that jetstream bathtub!
I'm leavin' on a jetstream
Don't know when I'll be clean again
Oh, mister, I hate to pay.

Let me remind you that I called you next day
And told you that the bathtub didn't fit
But still you wanna charge me to cancel
How I wish I had not signed
The contract at the end of the day
It gave me the nightmare I am having today.

So mister, please let me be
Tell me that you'll set me free
I just want a bathtub built for two.
I'm leavin' on a jetstream
Don't want no bubbles or troubles
Oh mister, I just want my girl.

I'm leavin' on a jetstream
Don't know when I'll be clean again
Oh, mister, please let me be.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 05:59 am
The Beatles
http://beatlesnumber9.com/yellowfilm.gif
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 06:06 am
Good Morning WA2K.

And to think that I used to shed an itty bitty tear whenever I heard Bing sing "Galway Bay". Laughing

Thanks for the Kris bio, Bob. I love that guy.

June 22 Birthday Celebs:

1856 H Rider Haggard author (King Solomon's Mine, She) died 1925
1858 Giacomo Puccini Italy, operatic composer (Madama Butterfly, La Boheme, et al )
1898 Erich Maria Remarque, novelist (Germany; died 1970) (All Quiet on the Western Front)
1903 Carl Hubbell, baseball pitcher (Carthage, MO; died 1988)
1903 John Dillinger one of America's Most Wanted , Indianapolis; shot to death July 22, 1934
1906 Billy Wilder, producer/director (Vienna, Austria) Some Like It Hot; Sunset Blvd, The Apartment, Stalag 27 - and many more
1907 Anne Morrow Lindbergh aviator/author (Gift from the Sea);died 2001
1910 Katherine Dunham, dancer/choreographer (Joliet, IL)
1921 Joseph Papp, theatrical producer (Brooklyn, NY; died 1991)
1922 Bill Blass, fashion designer (Fort Wayne, IN)
1929 Ralph Waite, actor (White Plains, NY) TV, The Waltons
1933 Dianne Feinstein, CA senator (San Francisco, CA)
1936 Kris Kristofferson, singer/actor (Brownsville, TX)
1941 Ed Bradley, TV journalist (Philadelphia, PA)
1944 Klaus Maria Brandauer, actor (Steiermark, Austria)
1947 Don Henley drummer/singer (Eagles, Boys of Summer)
1948 Pete Maravich, basketball player (Aliquippa, PA; died 1988)
1949 Meryl Streep, actress (Summit, NJ)
Lindsay Wagner, actress (Los Angeles, CA)
1954 Freddie Prinze NYC, comedian/actor (Chico & the Man) died, self-inflicted gunshot , 1977
1962 Clyde Drexler, basketball player (Houston, TX)

http://www.hmultiplex.ro/eKontentMultiplexFiles/home/fun/stiri_fierbinti/images/6244.jpghttp://www.sonynashville.com/SuperHits/KrisKristofferson/cover.jpg
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Letty
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 06:31 am
Good morning, WA2K radio and contributors.

First, listeners, I would like to thank our Angel for her generosity with the visual file and accompanying poetry. The action Beatles were particularly appealing.

Bob, we always feel better informed after hearing your bios. I really didn't know that Kris was so credentialed and indeed he was a prolific song creator.

Listeners, if you have a song, our dj has its counterpart in a parody.

edgar, once again you have matched song to face. Thanks, buddy.

Raggedy, we here in the studio always look forward to your celebs, and I, for one, appreciate Haggard. His was the original "she who must be obeyed". <smile>

It's a gloomy day here in my little corner of Florida, and the lights and all that goes with electricity faded amid the storm.

Folks, as McLuhan noted, we invent then the inventions control us, right?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 07:45 am
Marriage from the mouths of babes
Marriage from the mouths of babes
How to decide whom to marry

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with. -- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for
his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough. --
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies
and that usually gets them interested enough to go for
a second date. -- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his
years)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about
me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 5

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids with them. It's
the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 (this one has
very good morals)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8

(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. --
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 08:05 am
Great post BBB, true wisdom from the mouths of babes.lol
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 08:08 am
BBB, that is hilarious. Thanks for reminding us of the Solomon that is within all children.

What's the matter with kids today? Nothing!
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 09:25 am
Strange headline for today:

Man Wakes Up With a Bullet in His Tongue



JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Police say a man who woke up with a serious headache walked 12 blocks to a hospital with a swollen lip and powder burns. Doctors discovered the problem. 47-year-old Wendell Coleman had a bullet lodged in his tongue.

Coleman told police that a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during a dispute around 2:30 Tuesday morning and that he heard the gun go off.

Police say Coleman then went home to sleep.

What authorities did with the bullet wasn't clear last night.



06/21/05 18:11

Gives new meaning to "bite the bullet", right listeners

A song from the gun:

Guns N' Roses


Estranged

by Axl Rose
When you're talking to yourself
And nobody's home
You can fool yourself
You came in this world alone...(alone)

So nobody ever told you baby, how it was gonna be
So What'll happen to you baby?
Guess we'll have to wait and see
...1, 2....

Old at heart. But I'm only 28
And I'm much too young to let love break my heart
Young at heart. But it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart
I don't know how you're supposed to find me lately
And what more could you ask from me?
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me...

Young at heart. And it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart. But I mustn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out
Still talking to myself. And nobody's home.....(alone)

So nobody ever told us baby, how it was gonna be
So What'll happen to us baby?
Guess we'll have to wait and see

When I find all of the reasons
Maybe I'll find another way
Find another day
With all the changing seasons of my life
Maybe i'll get it right next time
And now that you've been broken down
Got your head out of the clouds
You're back down on the ground
You don't talk so loud, and you don't walk so proud
Anymore. and what for?

Well I jumped into the river
Too many times to make it home
I'm out here on my own
Drifting all alone
If it doesn't show
Give it time to read between the lines
'Cause I see the storm is getting closer
And the waves, they get so high
Seems everything we've ever known is here
Why must it drift away and die?

I'll never find anyone to replace you
Guess I'll have to make it through
This time, oh this time, without you
I knew the storm was getting closer
And all my friends said I was high
But everything we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to die
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 09:28 am
Ok. I won't complain about the weather.

South Asia heat wave kills at least 375

By Nita Bhalla 1 hour, 57 minutes ago

BOMBAY (Reuters) - At least 375 people have died from sunstroke and dehydration in a month-long heat wave sweeping India, Nepal, Pakistan and Bangladesh, as South Asia endures one of its hottest summers on record, authorities said.


Temperatures hit 50 degrees Celsius (122 Fahrenheit) in some parts of South Asia this week, parching fields, emptying dams and drying river beds ahead of the annual monsoon.

Freak weather extended as far as northern China, where the heat set off explosives at a chemical plant in Shanxi province that injured hundreds. In central Chongqing city, authorities opened old bomb shelters so people can cool off.

Worst hit was India's impoverished eastern state of Orissa, where almost 100 people were reported killed from the heat.

Streets in the region emptied and many cities and villages resembled ghost towns as residents stayed indoors to avoid the sun. The state ordered government offices to close before noon.

"The heat wave along with occasional power-cuts had made life miserable here," said Lingaraj Panda, a local resident.

Officials reported drinking water shortages in the giant Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh as ponds and lakes dried up and villagers were forced to travel 10 km to 15 km (6 to 9 miles) to fetch water from deep wells.

Beer sales in New Delhi hit a record high with nearly 6 million bottles being sold in the first three weeks of this month as temperatures hit 42 degrees Celsius (107.6 Fahrenheit).

India's weather department says the June-September rains got off to a weak start, but initial showers are now being reported across southern India and Bombay.

The month-long heatwave also killed more than 100 people in neighboring Bangladesh, while in Pakistan more than 65 people died in the past week, including at least 24 believed killed over the last 24 hours from the heat, authorities said.

Villagers in Bangladesh held prayers in mosques and temples for rain -- though not too much rain. Last year, devastating floods caused by monsoon rains in July-September killed more than 1,000 people and left about 10 million homeless.

"The monsoon is playing truant this year in Bangladesh as well as in India, scorching farmland and killing people," one weather official said.

Tahir Ali Javed, Health Minister of Pakistan's central Punjab province told Reuters all the fatalities have come in the province where temperatures soared to 46 degrees Celsius (115 Fahrenheit) on Wednesday.

Temperatures shot up to 44 degree Celsius (111.2 Fahrenheit) in Pakistan's capital Islamabad on Tuesday -- a four-year record.

At least 11 people have died in neighboring Nepal, a local media report said, but monsoon rains had now begun in most parts of the country.

(Additional reporting by Hamir Sahni in New Delhi, Nizam Ahmed in Dhaka, Aamir Ashraf in Islamabad and Nick Macfie in Beijing)
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