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Reply Mon 22 Jan, 2007 07:10 pm
My goodness, folks. If we have Irish, we must have Scottish. (love Irish coffee)

Flow gently, sweet Afton,
amang thy green braes,
Flow gently, I'll sing thee
a song in thy praise;
My Mary's asleep
by thy murmuring stream,
Flow gently, sweet Afton,
disturb not her dream.

Thou stock dove whose echo
resounds thro' the glen,
Ye wild whistly blackbirds
in yon thorny den,
Thou green crested lapwing
thy screaming forbear,
I charge you, disturb not
my slumbering fair.

How lofty, sweet Afton,
thy neighboring hills,
Far mark'd with the courses
of clear winding rills;
There daily I wander
as noon rises high,
My flocks and my Mary's
sweet cot in my eye.

How pleasant thy banks
and green valleys below,
Where, wild in the woodlands,
the primroses blow;
There oft, as mild evening
weeps over the lea,
The sweet-scented birk shades
my Mary and me.

Thy crystal stream, Afton,
how lovely it glides,
And winds by the cot where
my Mary resides;
How wanton thy waters
her snowy feet lave,
As, gathering sweet flowerets,
she stems thy clear wave.

Flow gently, sweet Afton,
amang thy green braes,
Flow gently, sweet river,
the theme of my lays;
My Mary's asleep
by thy murmuring stream,
Flow gently, sweet Afton,
disturb not her dreams.

and, should you want to listen via our in house surround sound:

http://www.contemplator.com/scotland/afton.html
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 05:23 am
Good morning, WA2K listeners and contributors.

Hey, Texas, is there really a "broken-heart" syndrome? I think perhaps there may be, edgar. Thanks for the evening song, buddy.

I've noticed that many of the oldies are being played behind commercials, so let's hear one for the morning:

Ev'ry morning, ev'ry evening, ain't we got fun?
Not much money, oh but honey, ain't we got fun?
The rent's unpaid dear, we haven't a car;
But anyway, dear, we'll stay as we are.

In the winter, in the summer, don't we have fun?
Times are glum and getting glummer, still we have fun.
There's nothing surer: the rich get rich and the poor get poorer.
In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got fun?
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Randolph Scott
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Randolph Scott (January 23, 1898 - March 2, 1987) was an American motion picture actor whose career spanned from 1928 to 1962.



Cinematic legacy

As a leading man for all but the first three years of his cinematic career, Randolph Scott appeared in a variety of genres, including social dramas, crime dramas, comedies, musicals (albeit in non-singing and non-dancing roles), adventure tales, war films, and even a few horror and fantasy films. However, his most enduring image is that of the tall-in-the-saddle Western hero. Out of his 100+ film appearances more than 60 were in Westerns, thus "of all the major stars who's name was associated with the Western, Scott most closely identified with it."[1]

Scott's more than thirty years as a motion picture actor resulted in him working frequently with many acclaimed screen directors, including Henry King, Rouben Mamoulian, Michael Curtiz, John Cromwell, King Vidor, Alan Dwan, Fritz Lang, and Sam Peckinpah. He also worked on multiple occasions with some noted directors: Henry Hathaway (8 times), Ray Enright (7 times), Edwin R. Marin (7 times), Andre DeToth (6 times) and, most notably, his seven film collaboration with Budd Boetticher.


Poster for The Texans (1938). [Source: Western Movies Database and Photograph Album.]Scott also worked with a widely diverse array of cinematic leading ladies - from Shirley Temple and Irene Dunne to Mae West and Marlene Dietrich. He also appeared with Ann Sheridan, Maureen O'Hara, Nancy Carroll, Donna Reed, Gail Russell, Margaret Sullivan, Virginia Mayo, Bebe Daniels, Carole Lombard and Joan Bennett.

Tall (6' 2"), lanky, and handsome, Randolph Scott displayed an easygoing charm and courtly Southern drawl in his early films that helped offset his limitations as an actor, where he was frequently found to be stiff or "lumbering".[2] As he matured, however, Scott's acting improved while his features became burnished and leathery, turning him into the ideal "strong, silent" type of stoic hero.

More specifically, The BFI Companion to the Western states:

In his earlier Westerns ... the Scott persona is debonair, easy-going, graceful, though with the necessary hint of steel. As he matures into his fifties his roles change. Increasingly Scott becomes the man who has seen it all, who has suffered pain, loss, and hardship, and who has now achieved (but at what cost?) a stoic calm proof against vicissitude.[1]

During the early 1950s, Scott was a consistent box-office draw. In the annual Motion Picture Herald Top Ten Polls he was listed as follows:[3]

1950: Tenth place
1951: Eight place
1952: Tenth place
Thus Scott was in the same league of popularity as John Wayne, Doris Day, Martin and Lewis, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Abbott and Costello, James Stewart, Marlon Brando, and Betty Grable.

Early life

Birth, family, and schooling

George Randolph Scott was born in Orange, Virginia on January 23, 1898, the only son of six children born to George Scott, an administrative engineer in a textile firm, and Lucille Crane Scott, a member of a wealthy North Carolina family.[3]

Because of his family's financial status, young Randolph was able to be educated in private schools such as Woodberry Forest School. From an early age Scott developed and displayed an athletic trait, excelling in football, baseball, horse racing, and swimming.[3]


World War I

In April 1917 the United States entered World War I. Shortly afterwards, Scott, then 19 years old, joined the Army and served in France as an artillery observer with the 2nd Trench Mortar Battalion, 19th Field Artillery.[3]

Scott's wartime experience would give him training that would be put to use in his later film career, including the use of firearms and horsemanship.


Post-war career

After the Armistice brought the war to an end, Scott stayed in France and enrolled in an Artillery Officer's School. Although he eventually received a commission, Scott decided to return to [America and thus journeyed home in or around 1919.[3]

With his military career over, Scott continued his education at Georgia Tech where he set his sights to become an all-American football player. However a severe back injury prevented him from achieving this goal.[4] Scott then transferred to the University of North Carolina, where he majored in textile engineering and manufacturing. [3] As with his military career, however, he eventually dropped out of college and went to work as an accountant in the textile firm that his father was employed in.[5]


Stage and early film appearances

Around 1927, Scott developed in interest in acting and decided to make his way to Los Angeles and seek a career in the motion picture industry. Fortunately, Scott's father had become acquainted with Howard Hughes and provided a letter of introduction for his son to present to the eccentric millionaire filmmaker.[4] Hughes responded by getting Scott a small part in a George O'Brien film called Sharp Shooters (1928).[6]

In the next few years, Scott continued working as an extra and bit player in several films, including Weary River (1929) with Richard Barthelmess and The Virginian (1929) with Gary Cooper. Reputedly, Scott also served as Cooper's dialogue coach in this latter film.

On the advice of director Cecil B. DeMille,[3] Scott also gained much-needed acting experience by performing in stage plays with the Pasadena Community Playhouse. Scott's stage roles during this period include:[3]

A minister in Gentlemen be Seated.
A butler in Nellie, the Beautiful Model.
Metellus Cimber in William Shakespeare's Julius Cæsar.
Hector Malone in George Bernard Shaw's Man and Superman.
In 1931, after several years of bit parts in the movies, Scott played his first leading role (with Sally Blane) in Women Men Marry, a now apparently lost film made for a "poverty row" outfit called Headline Pictures. He followed that with a supporting part in a Warner Bros. production starring George Arliss entitled A Successful Calamity.

In 1932 Scott appeared in a play at the Vine Street Theatre in Hollywood entitled Under a Virginia Moon. His performance in this play resulted in several offers for screen tests by the major movie studios. [4] Scott eventually signed a seven-year contract with Paramount Pictures at a salary of $400 per week.[3][7]


Paramount years

Zane Grey apprenticeship

Randolph Scott's first role under his new Paramount contract was a small supporting part in a comedy called Sky Bride (1932) starring Richard Arlen and Jack Oakie.

Following that, however, Paramount cast him as the lead in Heritage of the Desert (1932), his first significant starring role and also the one that establish him as a Western hero. As with Women Men Marry, Sally Blane was his leading lady. The film was the first of ten "B" Western films that Scott made for Paramount in a series based (sometimes rather loosely) on the novels of Zane Grey. [8] Henry Hathaway made his directorial debut with Heritage of the Desert; he would go on to direct a total of seven out of the ten Zane Grey adaptations that Scott would appear in.[9]

Many of these Grey adaptations were remakes of earlier silent films. In an effort to save on production costs, Paramount utilized stock footage from the silent version and even hired some of the same actors (such as Raymond Hatton and Noah Beery) to repeat their roles. For The Thundering Herd and Man of the Forest (both 1933), Scott's hair was darkened and he sported a trim moustache so that he could easily be matched to footage of Jack Holt, the star of the silent versions.[10]

In his book The Hollywood Western, film historian William K. Everson refers to the Zane Grey series as being "uniformly good".[11] He also writes:

To the Last Man was almost a model of its kind, an exceptionally strong story of feuding families in the post-Civil War era, with a cast worthy of an "A" feature, excellent direction by Henry Hathaway, and an unusual climatic fight between the villain (Jack LaRue) and the heroine (Esther Ralston, in an exceptionally appealing performance). Sunset Pass... was not only one of the best but also one of the most surprising in presenting Randolph Scott and Harry Carey as heavies.

Overall, the Zane Grey series proved to be a boon for Randolph Scott, as they provided him with "an excellent training ground for both action and acting".[12]


Non-western roles for Paramount

In between his work in the Zane Grey Western series, Paramount cast Scott in several non-Western roles. These included the "other" man in Hot Saturday (1932), with Nancy Carroll and Cary Grant, and Hello, Everybody! (1933), an odd one-shot attempt to make a movie star out of the popular but heavy-set radio singer Kate Smith.

Paramount also cast Scott in two fairly good horror films: Murders in the Zoo (1933) with Lionel Atwill, and Supernatural (1933) with Carole Lombard. Paramount also loaned him to work at other studio, including Columbia, where he appeared with Bebe Daniels in a minor romantic comedy called Cocktail Hour (1933).


Star on the rise

By 1935, Randolph Scott was firmly established as a popular movie star and, thus, following the release of Rocky Mountain Mystery (1935), Paramount moved him up from his "B" Western status to a star of "A" features, many on loan out.

Scott made four films for RKO Radio Pictures during the 1935-36 period. Two of these were in the popular series of musicals starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers: Roberta (1935), also starring Irene Dunne, and Follow the Fleet (1936). In both of these films Scott played Astaire's lunkheaded but likable pal.

The other two RKO films were among the best in Scott's career: Village Tale (1935), "a touching, still-obscure melodrama about small-town gossip and hypocrisy"[3] directed by John Cromwell, and She (1935), a superb adventure-fantasy adapted from H. Rider Haggard's 1886 novel.


Scott starred (on another loan-out, this time to independent producer Edward Small) in yet another adventure classic, The Last of the Mohicans, adapted from the 1826 novel by James Fenimore Cooper. A big hit in its day, the film "gave Scott his first unqualified 'A' picture success as a lead."[3]

Scott's films on his home lot at Paramount include the Mae West comedy, Go West, Young Man (1936) which reunited him with director Henry Hathaway, So Red the Rose (1936), directed by King Vidor and starring Margaret Sullivan, and High, Wide, and Handsome. This last film, a musical directed by Rouben Mamoulian, featured Scott in his "most ambitious performance,"[3] The film is …

… set in 1859 in Pennsylvania, [and] follows the exploits of oil prospector Scott as he struggles against various varmints and vested interests out to wreck his business, and tries to keep his marriage to Irene Dunne intact, despite the tempting presence of saloon singer Dorothy Lamour. [1]


Heroes, heavies and "other" men

In 1938 Scott finished his contract with Paramount and began freelancing. Some of the roles that he took over the next few years were supporting ones, while his other roles during the same time frame had him occasionally lapse into villainy. One missed opportunity also came about around this time. Due to his Southern background, Scott was considered for the role of Ashley Wilkes in Gone with the Wind, but it was Leslie Howard who eventually got the part.

For 20th Century Fox Scott supported child star Shirley Temple in Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm (1938) and Susanna of the Mounties (1939). For the same studio he played a supporting role in his first Technicolor film, Jesse James (1939), a lavish (albeit highly romanticized) account of the famous outlaw (Tyrone Power) and his brother Frank (Henry Fonda). Shortly after making this film, Scott portrayed Wyatt Earp in Frontier Marshall (1939) and, for Universal, starred with Kay Francis in When the Daltons Rode (1940).

Scott followed this by co-starring with Errol Flynn in Virginia City (1940) and played the "other" man role in the Irene Dunne-Cary Grant romantic comedy My Favorite Wife (1940).


Scott returned to the realm of Zane Grey by co-starring with Robert Young in the Technicolor production Western Union, directed by Fritz Lang. Scott played a "good bad man" in this film and gave one of his finest performances. Bosley Crowther of the New York Times wrote of him:

Randolph Scott, who is getting to look and act more and more like William S. Hart, herein shapes one of the truest and most appreciable characters of his career as the party's scout.[13]

Scott's only role as a truly evil villain was in Universal 's The Spoilers, a rip-roaring adaptation of Rex Beach's 1905 tale of the Alaskan gold rush co-starring Marlene Dietrich and John Wayne. The movie's climax featured Scott and Wayne (and their stunt doubles) in one of most spectacular fistfights ever filmed. The Dietrich-Scott-Wayne combination worked so well that Universal recast the trio the following year in Pittsburg, a war-time action-melodrama which had Wayne and Scott slugging it out once more.

In 1943 Scott starred in The Desperados, Columbia Pictures' first feature in Technicolor. The film was produced by Harry Joe Brown, with whom Scott would form a business partnership with several years later.


Personal life

"Bachelor Hall"

Although Randolph Scott had achieved fame as a motion picture actor, he managed to keep a fairly low profile with his private life. Off screen he became good friends with Fred Astaire and Cary Grant. He met Grant on the set of Hot Saturday and shortly afterwards began rooming together in an apartment that became known as "Bachelor Hall".

They would live together, on and off, for about ten years, presumably because they liked each other's company and wanted to save on living expenses (they were both considered notorious tightwads).[3]

Prior to his first marriage Scott was romantically linked with several prominent film actresses, including Lupe Velez, Sally Blane, Claire Trevor, and Dorothy Lamour. Some or all of these romances may have been simply fabricated by the studios' publicity departments.


Marriages

Scott married twice. The first time, in 1936, he became the second husband of heiress Marion Du Pont, daughter of William Du Pont, Sr. and great-granddaughter of Éleuthère Irénée Du Pont de Nemours, the founder of the E.I. du Pont de Nemours and Company. Reputedly the couple spent little time together and the marriage ended in divorce three years later.

In 1944, Scott married Patricia Stillman, with whom he had two children. The marriage lasted 43 years until Scott's death in 1987.


World War II

The real war

Shortly after the United States entered World War II Scott attempted to obtain an officer's commission in the Marines but, due to his back injury from years earlier[4] he was turned down. However, he did his part for the war effort by touring in a comedy act with Joe DeRita[14] for the Victory Committee showcases and also raised food for the government on a ranch that he owned.[3]


The reel war

Between 1942 and 1943, Scott appeared, like many film actors of the time, in several war movies, notably To the Shores of Tripoli, Bombardier, Corvette K-225 (a superb drama dealing with Canadian war ships), Gung Ho!, and China Sky.


Tall in the saddle

In 1946, after playing roles that had him wandering in and out of the saddle for many years, Randolph Scott appeared in Abilene Town, an RKO release which cast him in what would become one of his classic images, the fearless lawman cleaning up a lawless town. The film "cemented Scott's position as a cowboy hero"[12] and from this point on all but two of his starring films would be Westerns. The Scott Westerns of the late 1940s would be budgeted around $1 million each.[15]

Scott renewed his acquaintance with producer Harry Joe Brown and together they began producing many of Scott's Westerns, including several that where shot in the two-color Cinecolor process. Their collaborations together the superior Coroner Creek (1948) with Scott as a vengeance-driven cowpoke who "predates the Budd Boetticher/Burt Kennedy heroes by nearly a decade",[12] and The Walking Hills (1949), a modern-day tale of gold hunters.

During late 1940s and early 1950s Scott's films were made mainly for Columbia or Warner Bros. His salary for the latter studio was $100,000.[16] per picture.[12]

Scott's pictures from this period include such fine fare as Fort Worth, Man in the Saddle, and Carson City, (all 1951), and Hangman's Knot, Man Behind the Gun, The Stranger Wore a Gun (film in 3-D), and Thunder Over the Plains (all 1952). Also, in 1953, Scott appeared in Riding Shotgun, an unusual Western that presents (probably unintentionally) some McCarthyistic overtones. Most of these films were directed by Andre De Toth.

By 1956 Randolph Scott was 58 years old, an age where the careers of most leading men would be winding down. Scott, however, was about to enter his finest and most acclaimed period.


The Boetticher and Kennedy films



In 1955 screenwriter Burt Kennedy had written a screenplay entitled Seven Men from Now which was scheduled to be filmed by John Wayne's Batjac Productions with Wayne as the film's star and Budd Boetticher as its director. However Wayne was committed to begin filming John Ford's The Searchers. Wayne suggested Randolph Scott as his replacement.[12] The resulting film, released in 1956, is now generally regarded as a cinema classic, and one that launched Scott and Boetticher into a highly successful collaboration that eventually totaled seven films. Burt Kennedy scripted four of them. In these films …

Boetticher achieved works of great beauty, formally precise in structure and visually elegant, notably for their use of the distinctive landscape of the California Sierras. As the hero of these "floating poker games" (as Andrew Sarris calls them), Scott tempers their innately pessimistic view with quiet, stoical humour, as he pits his wits against such charming villains as Richard Boone in The Tall T and Claude Akins in Comanche Station.[1]

The seven films that Scott and Boetticher made together are:[17]

Seven Men from Now (1956)
The Tall T (1956)
Decision at Sundown (1957)
Buchanan Rides Alone (1958)
Westbound (1958)
Ride Lonesome (1959)
Comanche Station (1960)

Ride the High Country

In 1962 Randolph Scott made his final film appearance in Ride the High Country, a film now regarded as a classic. It was directed by Sam Peckinpah and co-starred Joel McCrea, an actor who had a screen image similar to Scott's and who also from the mid-1940s on devoted his career almost exclusively to Westerns.

Scott's and McCrea's farewell Western[18] is characterized by a nostalgic sense of the passing of the Old West; a preoccupation with the emotionality of male bonding and of the experiential 'gap' between the young and the old; and the fearful evocation, in the form of the Hammonds [the villains in the film], of these preoccupations transmuted into brutal and perverse forms.[1]


Final years

Follow the making of Ride the High Country Randolph Scott retired from film making at the age of 64. Having made shrewd investments throughout his life he eventually accumulated a fortune worth a reputed $100 million.[3]

During his retirement years he remained friends with Fred Astaire and also became friends with Reverend Billy Graham. (Scott was described by his son Christopher as being a deeply religious man.)[3]

Randolph Scott died at age 89 in Beverly Hills, California. He was interred in the Elmwood Cemetery in Charlotte, North Carolina.


Trivia

The Statler Brothers' recorded a song a top country music song in 1973 entitled "Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott?"
Satirical song writer Tom Lehrer mentions Scott (and John Wayne) in his song "Send the Marines."
Scott's high stature as a Western actor was spoofed in Mel Brooks' 1974 comedy Blazing Saddles; after a group of townspeople refuses a request, the sheriff replies, "You'd do it for Randolph Scott." The people immediately take off their hats and whisper, "Randolph Scott!" A chorus singing "Randolph Scott" is then heard.
For his contribution to the motion picture industry, Randolph Scott has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at 6243 Hollywood Blvd. In 1975, he was inducted into the Western Performers Hall of Fame at the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum in Oklahoma City, [[Oklahoma].

Controversy

As mentioned above, in the 1930s Randolph Scott shared an apartment with Cary Grant called "Bachelor Hall." A rumor has persisted for many years that Scott and Grant had a homosexual relationship. Several books, mostly on Grant, have been written where the authors' mention this alleged relationship without giving proof to validate their claims. Scott also reportedly had dalliances with Maurice Chevalier, Jimmy Durante and Al Jolson.[citation needed]

In his book, Hollywood Gays, Boze Hadleigh makes various claims for Scott's homosexuality. He claims that gay director George Cukor said about the homosexual relationship between the two: "Oh, Cary won't talk about it. At most, he'll say they did some wonderful pictures together. But Randolph will admit it - to a friend." Conveniently, Cukor was long dead by the time this book was published.

Cary Grant sued actor Chevy Chase when Chase stated, during an appearance on Tom Snyder's Tomorrow Show on NBC in 1980, that Grant was gay. (Chase's precise words were "He's a fag, you know.") Grant collected a settlement from Chase. Grant always vehemently denied being gay, and many of his friends have concurred over the years. Grant's insistence that he had "nothing against gays, I'm just not one myself" is treated at length in Peter Bogdanovich's book of essays about actors, Who the Hell's in It. Following Randolph Scott's death his son, Christopher Scott, wrote a book entitled Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott, in which he refutes rumors of his father's alleged homosexuality.

Budd Boetticher (a film director during the classical period in Hollywood most famous for the series of low-budget Westerns he made in the late 1950s starring Randolph Scott) had this to say about the rumors: "Bullshit."[12]
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 06:55 am
Ernie Kovacs
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Ernest Edward Kovacs (January 23, 1919 - January 13, 1962) was a creative and innovative entertainer from the early days of television. His on-air antics would go on to inspire TV shows like Laugh-In, the Uncle Floyd Show, Saturday Night Live and TV hosts like David Letterman.

Born in Trenton, New Jersey, Kovacs became a pioneer of television comedy as a distinct medium; earlier television comedians mostly continued comedy styles of vaudeville, film, or radio.

His shows were innovative for their time because of their ad-libbed routines; experimentation with video effects (including superimpositions, reverse polarity, and reverse scanning which flipped images upside down); the use of quick "blackouts" and running gags; abstraction and non-sequitur; and a willingness to break the "fourth wall" by allowing viewers to see activity beyond the set - including crew members and, on occasion, outside the studio itself. He would also talk to the off-camera crew, or introduce segments from the control room.




Visual Humor and Characters

The famous "tilted table" routineKovacs invented many camera tricks that are still common today. One of his most popular gags was a bit where Kovacs (as one of his characters, "Eugene") sat down at a table to eat his lunch. He took items out of his lunch box and one by one, each item mysteriously rolled down the table into a gentleman reading the newspaper at the other end. Kovacs then started to pour a glass of milk. The milk appeared to pour from the thermos in an unusual direction. The visual trick, which had not been seen on TV before, was created with a tilted table and a camera tilted to the same angle as the table.

Kovacs constantly pushed the envelope of what was possible in the video medium, and accomplished many visual tricks with very primitive and improvised means to produce effects that later were more commonly done electronically. He once had the inspiration of attaching a children's kaleidoscope to the camera lens with cardboard and tape -- the resulting abstract images, set to music, were very avant-garde and very much ahead of his time.

Kovacs was rarely seen without a cigar, which he often incorporated as a prop. In one memorable segment, he was seen sitting in an easy chair, calmly reading a newspaper. After a short interval, he took the cigar out of his mouth and exhaled smoke. The unique feature of this otherwise ordinary sequence was that it took place entirely underwater. (The "smoke" was actually milk that Kovacs had filled his mouth with prior to submerging.)

Other popular bits included such gems as an all-gorilla version of Swan Lake; a poker game set to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony; The Nairobi Trio, three derby-hatted apes miming mechanically to the tune "Solfeggio"; the Silent Show, in which a nerdy character interacts with the world accompanied solely by music and sound effects; parodies of typical TV commercials and movie genres; and various musical segments with everyday items (such as kitchen appliances or office equipment) moving in sync to music. He used everything from long, extended sketches and mood pieces to quick "blackout" gags lasting a few seconds. (One famous example was a bit involving a used-car salesman, a jalopy, and a breakaway floor -- a bit that cost $50,000 to produce and lasted 6 seconds on screen!) There were no wasted moments in a Kovacs show, with gags starting during the opening theme song, and continuing even into the midst of the ending credits (which frequently incorporated bizarre fake credits and comments interspersed between the legitimate crew names and titles).


Recurring characters created by Kovacs included fey and lisping poet Percy Dovetonsils; German disc jockey Wolfgang von Sauerbraten; horror show host Auntie Gruesome; bumbling magician Matzoh Heppelwhite; Miklos Molnar, the sardonic Hungarian host of a cooking show; Frenchman Pierre Ragout; the silent character Eugene (above) and Mr. Question Man, who would answer queries supposedly sent in by viewers.


Use of Music

Kovacs loved music and its possibilities as accompaniment for humor. His musical choices were certainly eclectic. His main theme song was called "Oriental Blues," by Jack Newlon, which borrows heavily from "Rialto Ripples Rag", a quirky piano number by George Gershwin. The German song "Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" from The Threepenny Opera (a song later anglicized to the well-known "Mack the Knife") frequently underscored series of blackout sketches. Robert Maxwell's "Solfeggio" became so associated with the infamous derby-hatted apes that it became better known simply as "The Song of the Nairobi Trio". An unusual treatment of "Sentimental Journey" by Mexican bandleader Juan Garcia Esquivel accompanied video of an empty office in which various items (pencil sharpeners, water coolers, wall clocks) seem to come to life in rhythm to the music. The piece de resistance, if that's the term, were tunes by Leona Anderson such as "Rats in My Room". Leona was reportedly a kind and gentle soul, whose singing voice, in contrast, could be unfavorably compared to fingernails on a blackboard. Naturally, Kovacs used her songs at every opportunity.

Kovacs also incorporated classical music into his shows, often as background for dialogue-less sketches or abstract visual images and montages. Some pieces used were the "Concerto for Orchestra" by Béla Bartók, music from the opera "The Love for Three Oranges" by Sergei Prokofiev, the finale of Igor Stravinsky's suite "The Firebird," and Richard Strauss' "Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks." The classical piece most often associated with Kovacs is Haydn's "String Quartet, Opus 3, Number 5" (the "Serenade," which was indeed written by Haydn, not Roman Hoffstetter[1]), which was used in his memorable Dutch Masters commercials.

Kovacs served as host on a jazz LP record to benefit the American Cancer Society. Released in 1957 and entitled Listening to Jazz with Ernie Kovacs, this 15 minute recording features jazz luminaries Jimmy Yancey, Sidney Bechet, Bunk Johnson, Django Reinhardt, Duke Ellington, and Cootie Williams. The release was recorded for 1957 Cancer Crusade. Both the Library of Congress and the National Library of Canada have copies of this recording in their respective collections.


First marriage

Kovacs married his first wife, Bette Wilcox, on August 13, 1945. When the marriage broke apart, he fought with her for custody of their children, Bette and Kippie. The courts awarded Kovacs full custody of them, which was extremely unusual at the time (in fact, setting a legal precedent), because they decided that his former wife was mentally unstable. Wilcox then kidnapped the children, taking them to Florida. After a long and expensive search that included many trips to the Sunshine State, Kovacs regained custody.


Second marriage

Kovacs married actress and singer Edie Adams on September 12, 1954 in Mexico City. The ceremony was presided over by former New York City mayor William O'Dwyer, and performed in Spanish, which neither Kovacs nor Adams understood; O'Dwyer had to prompt each to say "Si" at the "I do" portion of the vows. Adams, who had a very white-bread middle-class upbringing in suburban New Jersey, was smitten by the quirkiness and eccentricities of the Hungarian Kovacs. They remained married until his death. (Adams later said about Kovacs, "He treated me like a little girl, and I loved it -- Women's Lib be damned!") The couple had one daughter, Mia Susan Kovacs, in 1959. Ernie frequently incorporated his wife into sketches on his TV shows, including being a member of the Nairobi Trio. He always referred to her in a businesslike way, as "Edith Adams". She was always game for anything Ernie dreamed up for her to do, and was just as likely to take a pie in the face or a pratfall as she was to sing a serious and beautiful song or do a celebrity impersonation (she did an excellent Marilyn Monroe, among others).


Writing, TV, and Movie Credits

Kovacs wrote a novel entitled, ZOOMAR (A Sophisticated Novel About Love and TV) in 1956, published by Doubleday in 1957, and based on the life and career of television pioneer Pat Weaver. While he worked on several other projects in book form, his only other published title was "How To Talk At Gin", published posthumously in 1962. During 1955-1958 he wrote for Mad Magazine, including the recurring "Strangely Believe It!" (a parody of Ripley's Believe It or Not! that also was featured on Kovacs' TV show) and "Gringo," a board game with ridiculously complicated rules that was renamed "Droongo" for the TV show. Kovacs contributed to the collection, Mad for keeps: a collection of the best from Mad magazine, writing the introduction. Crown Publishers published this volume in 1958.

According to http://www.amazon.co.uk/ and the British Library http://catalogue.bl.uk/, there is a 316 page novel T.V. Medium Rare, with Kovacs as its author. The London based publisher Transworld Publishers published the book in 1961 as no. GN1023 in its Corgi Books series. It is unclear if this is simply a British edition of ZOOMAR or another work.

Some of his television programs included Three to Get Ready (local Philadelphia TV, 1950-1952), Time for Ernie in 1951, Ernie in Kovacsland in 1951, The Ernie Kovacs Show in 1952, The Tonight Show (as a 2-day per week substitute for Steve Allen) from 1956 to 1957, and the game show Take a Good Look from 1959 to 1961. He also did several TV specials, including the famous "Silent Show" in 1959, and a series of monthly half-hour specials for ABC in 1961-62. (These last shows, done on videotape and utilizing unprecedented editing and special effects techniques for the time, are said by many to be his best TV work.) Kovacs' comedic style was lost on many 1950s TV viewers, who were used to a steady diet of sitcoms and variety shows. (His pal Jack Lemmon said that no one ever understood his work because "he was always 15 years ahead of everyone else.") Consequently, while he always had a small, hard-core fan base who "got" what he was trying to do, he never had a long-lasting or highly-rated TV series.

In the last few years of his life, Kovacs found modest success as a character actor in Hollywood movies, often being typecast as a swarthy military officer in such films as Operation Mad Ball and Our Man in Havana. But he also garnered critical acclaim for such roles as the perennially inebriated writer in Bell, Book and Candle and as the cartoonishly evil head of a railroad company in It Happened to Jane. His own personal favorite film was the offbeat Five Golden Hours (1961), in which he portrayed a larcenous professional mourner who meets his match in professional widow Cyd Charisse.

Shortly before his death, Kovacs had been slated to appear as Melville Crump in Stanley Kramer's star-packed comedy It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, along with real-life spouse Edie Adams portraying his screen wife Monica Crump. The role eventually went to comedian Sid Caesar.


Lost and Surviving TV Work

Most of Kovacs' early shows, such as the local morning show he hosted in Philadelphia from 1950-52, do not survive as they were done live. Only a few short film clips of these shows still exist. Some, though not all of his later 1950s shows exist in the form of kinescopes. Videotapes of his 1960s ABC specials were preserved, but other videotaped shows such as his quirky game show "Take a Good Look" exist only in piecemeal fashion. After Kovacs' death, his widow Edie was horrified to find that the networks were starting to systematically erase and reuse the tapes of Ernie's shows. At great expense and effort, she managed to buy up the rights to the surviving footage and ensure that future generations would not forget her husband's work.


Death

Kovacs died in a car accident in Los Angeles. He was driving a Chevrolet Corvair Lakewood station wagon. During a rare Southern California rainstorm, he lost control of the car while making a fast turn and crashed into a power pole. Kovacs was thrown halfway out the passenger door, killed almost instantly -- his chest and head taking fatal injuries. A photographer was on the scene moments later, and a morbid image of Kovacs' dead body appeared the next day on front pages all over the United States. His dear friend, actor Jack Lemmon, identified Kovacs' body at the county morgue when his wife proved unable to do so. At the time of his death, he owed the IRS several hundred thousand dollars in back taxes. Kovacs had always felt the tax system was unfair, and had simply refused to pay, resulting in the eventual garnishment of up to 90% of his wages. Edie Adams eventually paid off the taxes herself, refusing monetary help (in the form of a benefit concert) from their celebrity friends, though many of them rallied to help her with film and television work.

Kovacs is buried in Forest Lawn - Hollywood Hills Cemetery in Los Angeles. His epitaph reads "Nothing in moderation-We all loved him".

Kovacs' daughter with Edie Adams, Mia Susan, was killed in 1982, also in an automobile accident (off Mullholland Drive). His daughter Kippie died in 2001, after a lingering illness and an adult lifetime of poor health. She is buried next to her father and younger half sister. Ernie has one grandchild, Keigh, the daughter of Kippie and screenwriter Bill Lancaster (deceased), the son of actor Burt Lancaster. Kovacs' oldest daughter Elizabeth is alive and doing well as of 2006.


TV-Movie Bio and Retrospectives

In 1984, a TV-movie was made about Kovacs' life called Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter, which starred Jeff Goldblum as Kovacs. It focused on his private life, especially his attempts to retrieve his kidnapped children.

The TV-Movie had been inspired by a resurgence of interest in Kovacs, due to the broadcast of edited compilations of some of his work (mostly his videotaped ABC specials) by PBS (produced by WTTW Chicago) under the title "The Best of Ernie Kovacs." This package of shows introduced a new generation of fans to his unique style of humor. (A 5-volume set of these broadcasts is still available on VHS and DVD.)

Later, in the early 1990s, the cable channel known as the Comedy Channel (which later merged with a competing channel called "Ha!" to become today's Comedy Central) broadcast a series of Ernie's shows under the generic title of "The Ernie Kovacs Show." This package included both the ABC specials and some of his 1950s shows from NBC. There are no broadcast, cable or satellite channels currently scheduling any of Kovacs' TV work.


Trivia and Interesting Facts


Kovacs may have said, "Television: a medium, so-called because it is neither rare nor well done." (This quip has also been attributed to radio star Fred Allen.)
Kovacs was a frequent poker player with other entertainment friends such as Jack Lemmon, who called Kovacs and Walter Matthau two of the worst players he had ever known.
Ernie disliked working in front of a live audience, as was the case with the shows he did for NBC in the 1950s. He found the presence of an audience distracting, and those in the seats frequently did not understand some of the more elaborate visual gags and special effects that could only be appreciated by watching studio monitors instead of the stage.
His long battles with the IRS led Kovacs to tie up his money in a convoluted series of paper corporations, both in the U.S. and Canada. He would give them bizarre names, such as "The Bazooka Dooka Hicka Hocka Hookah Company" to thumb his nose at the Feds.
At the time of his death, one of Ernie's half-hour specials for ABC had been videotaped and edited, but not yet aired. It was broadcast on schedule with an added announcement at the beginning indicating that all connected with the show felt that Ernie would certainly have wanted it to air.
His tax woes also affected Kovacs' career, forcing him to take any offered work, no matter how ill-suited to his style of comedy, in order to pay off his debt. Thus, the odd ABC game show "Take a Good Look," appearances on variety shows such as "The Tennessee Ernie Ford Show," and some of his less memorable movie roles.
In his early days of live television in Philadelphia (early 1950s), Ernie frequently made use of accidents and happenstance, incorporating the unexpected into his shows. One cold winter morning, a homeless man wandered into the studio seeking shelter from the elements. Ernie allowed him to sleep on the studio floor, and he became a silent, snoozing "cast member" of that day's sketches, introduced by Ernie as "Sleeping Schwartz."
Although Kovacs was a long-time spokesman for Dutch Masters cigars (resulting in some of the most creative and humorous commercials of the time), in real life Ernie only smoked expensive Havana cigars, as many as 20 per day at a price of $2.00 each. (Quite expensive in 1950s dollars.)
Ernie was a major night-owl and insomniac, surviving on no more than 3 or 4 hours sleep at night, and often much less than that (sometimes no sleep at all if a good poker game was in progress). He credited frequent steambaths followed by a cold swim underwater in a pool for invigorating him and keeping him going when his energy lagged.

One of the funniest practical jokes of the live TV era was played on Ernie in one of his NBC shows. Appearing as his inept magician character Matzoh Heppelwhite, he would frequently hit a gong, which was the signal for a sexy female assistant to bring out a bottle and shot glass for a quick snort. One evening, stagehands substituted real liquor for the iced tea normally used for the gag. The look on Ernie's face upon taking the first shot was priceless, but he pressed on with the sketch and was quite inebriated by the end of the show.
Those who view Laugh-In as a direct descendant of Ernie's comedic style are right on the mark. Laugh-In producer George Schlatter was married to actress Jolene Brand, who had appeared in Kovacs' comic troupes over the years, and was a frequent participant in (or victim of) his pioneering bits.

In another such link between TV generations, Kovacs' usual announcer (and sometimes sketch participant) was a young staffer named Bill Wendell. Decades later, Wendell spent many years as an announcer for David Letterman, whose show and style of humor were greatly influenced by Kovacs.
Kovacs shared hosting duties on "The Tonight Show" with Steve Allen in 1956-57, taking over the Monday and Tuesday editions of the show while Allen was busy with other projects. Ernie later publicly accused Allen of stealing material and characters from him, then performing them in only slightly obfuscated form.
Ernie appeared from time to time as a guest panelist on such popular game shows as "What's My Line?", often eschewing a legitimate question for the sake of a laugh. An example would be when industrialist Henry J. Kaiser was the Mystery Guest. Previous questioning had established that the Mystery Guest had a car named after him, prompting Kovacs to ask, "This may seem like a long shot, sir, but by any chance are you Abraham Lincoln?" (A reference to the Ford Motor Company's Lincoln brand of luxury automobile.)
Ernie and Edie were the guest stars on the final installment of the one-hour "I Love Lucy" format (known in network airings as The Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz Show and in syndication as The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour), a 1960 episode titled "Lucy Meets the Moustache." It was the last time Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz appeared together before the breakup of their marriage.
Kovacs' local TV show Three to Get Ready on Philadelphia's Channel 3 (1950-52) was groundbreaking -- the first regularly scheduled early morning (7-9 am) show in a major TV market. Prior to this, it was assumed that no one would want to watch TV at such an early hour. The success of Three to Get Ready proved that theory wrong, and was one of the factors that led NBC to create The Today Show which, ironically, led to the cancellation of Ernie's show in favor of the network offering.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 07:01 am
Jeanne Moreau
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Jeanne Moreau (born 23 January 1928 in Paris, France) is a French actress, singer, and director.


Moreau was born in Paris to a French father and an English mother of Irish descent.

She studied at the Conservatoire in Paris. In 1947, she made her theatre debut at the Avignon Festival. By her twenties, Moreau was already one of France's leading stage actresses at the Comédie-Française.

In the late 1950s, after making many mainstream films, including several successes, she made Elevator to the Gallows with first-time director Louis Malle. Largely thanks to that film, she went on to work with many of the best known New Wave and avant garde directors.

François Truffaut's explosive New Wave film Jules et Jim (1962) is centered on her magnetic starring role, and is perhaps her most famous film. She has also appeared with a number of other notable directors such as Michelangelo Antonioni (La Notte), Jean-Luc Godard (A Woman Is a Woman), Orson Welles (The Immortal Story), Luis Buñuel (Diary of a Chambermaid), and Philippe Agostini (Dialogue des Carmelites).

Moreau has showcased her unique singing voice in many films and has enjoyed success as a vocalist. She has released several album and once performed with Frank Sinatra at Carnegie Hall.

In addition to acting, Moreau has also worked behind the camera, as a writer, director and producer.

Throughout her life she has maintained friendships with prominent writers such as Jean Cocteau, Jean Genet, Henry Miller, and Marguerite Duras (an interview with Moreau is included in Duras's book Outside: Selected Writings).

Orson Welles called her "the greatest actress in the world" [1], and to this day she remains one of France's most accomplished and talented actresses.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 07:03 am
Chita Rivera
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Chita Rivera (born Dolores Conchita Figueroa del Rivero on January 23, 1933 in Washington, D.C.) is a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical actress and dancer of Puerto Rican heritage, and the first Hispanic woman to receive a Kennedy Center Honors award.

Her father was from Puerto Rico; he played clarinet and saxophone for the Navy band. Chita's mother, Katherine Figueroa, who was of mostly Scottish descent, went to work for The Pentagon when she was widowed when Chita was seven years old; Chita's mother died in 1983.

In 1944, Chita's mother enrolled her in the Jones-Hayward School of Ballet. Later, when Chita was 15, a teacher from George Balanchine's School of American Ballet visited their studio and Chita was one of two students picked to audition in New York City; she was accompanied to the audition by Doris Jones, one of the people who ran the Jones-Hayward School. Chita's audition was successful and she was accepted into the school and given a scholarship by George Balanchine. Among her new teachers were Allegra Kent and Maria Tallchief.

In 1952, Chita accompanied a friend to the audition for a Broadway production of Call Me Madam and ended up winning the role herself. She followed this by landing further roles in other Broadway productions, such as Guys and Dolls and Can-Can.

Besides her ballet instructors, Chita considered that she learned a lot from Leonard Bernstein, and especially from the late Gwen Verdon, with whom she participated in the Broadway production of Chicago.

In 1957, Chita was cast in the role which was destined to make her a Broadway star - the firebrand "Anita" in the Broadway premiere of West Side Story. Years later the role of Anita was to bring fame and an Oscar to another Puerto Rican, Rita Moreno, in the film version. Rivera starred in a national tour of Can-Can and played the role of Nicky in the movie version of Sweet Charity with Shirley MacLaine.

On December 1, 1957, Rivera married dancer Tony Mordente. Her performance was so important for the success of the show that the London production of West Side Story was postponed until she gave birth to the couple's daughter, Lisa.

In 1986, Rivera was in a severe accident when her car collided with a taxi on West 86th Street in Manhattan. Injuries sustained included the breaking of her left leg in 12 places, requiring 18 screws and two braces to mend. After rehabilitation, Rivera continued to perform on stage.

Rivera is regarded by many theatre aficionados as a "living legend" and indeed "In Theatre" magazine has suggested in an interview by George Horsfall: " You must be tired of the term "legend", but let's get it out of the way. You have long been considered a Broadway legend."" Rivera replied "Oh, God!" and laughed.

Rivera received two Tony Awards and seven additional nominations. She received her first Tony in 1984 for her role in The Rink and her second for Best Leading Actress in a Musical in 1993 for her role in Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Rivera guest-starred alongside Michele Lee in a February 2005 episode of Will & Grace.

On December 11, 2005, The Dancer's Life, a retrospective of her career, opened on Broadway. She received her seventh Tony nomination for her self-portrayal.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 07:09 am
Rutger Hauer
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Birth name Rutger Oelsen Hauer
Born January 23, 1944
Breukelen, Netherlands
Height 1.88 m
Other name(s) The Dutch Paul Newman
Spouse(s) Ineke ten Kate (1985 to date)
Official site www.rutgerhauer.org
Notable roles Eric Vonk in Turkish Delight
Roy Batty in Blade Runner
John Ryder in The Hitcher
Cardinal Roark in Sin City

Rutger Oelsen Hauer (IPA: [rʏtxɛr ulsɛn hʌuɛr]) (born in Breukelen, January 23, 1944) is a Dutch film actor. He is well known for his role in Blade Runner (1982).




Background

Born in Breukelen, the Netherlands to drama teachers Arend and Teunke, Rutger Hauer grew up in Amsterdam. Since his parents were very occupied with their careers he and his three sisters (one older, two younger) were raised mostly by nannies. At the age of 15 Hauer ran off to sea and spent a year scrubbing decks aboard a freighter. Returning home, he worked as an electrician and a carpenter for three years while attending drama classes at night school. He went on to join an experimental acting troupe, which he stayed with for five years before getting the lead role in the very successful 1969 television series Floris, a Dutch Ivanhoe-like medieval action show, which made his name in the Netherlands.

Film career
His career changed course when director Paul Verhoeven cast him as the lead in Turkish Delight (1973) (based on the Jan Wolkers book of the same name). The movie found box-office favour abroad as well as at home and within two years, its star was invited to make his English language debut in the British film The Wilby Conspiracy (1975). Set in South Africa and starring Michael Caine and Sidney Poitier, the film was an action melodrama with a focus on apartheid. Hauer's supporting role, however, was hardly enough to establish him in Hollywood's eyes, and he returned to Dutch film making for several years. In this period he made Katie Tippel (1975), and worked again with Verhoeven on Soldier of Orange (1979), and Spetters (1980). Incidentally these two films also paired Hauer with fellow international Dutch actor Jeroen Krabbé.

It was in the Sylvester Stallone vehicle Nighthawks (1981) that Hauer finally made his American debut. Cast as a psychopathic, cold-blooded terrorist named Wulfgar, he made a strong impression, which was confirmed the following year by probably his most famous role, as the violent yet sensitive chief android Roy Batty (pitted against Harrison Ford) in Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi thriller, Blade Runner.

Hauer went on to be the adventurer courting Gene Hackman's daughter (Theresa Russell) in Nicolas Roeg's poorly received Eureka (1983), the investigative reporter opposite John Hurt in Sam Peckinpah's The Osterman Weekend (1983), and the knight paired with Michelle Pfeiffer in the medieval romance Ladyhawke (1985). He continued to make an impression on audiences, especially in The Hitcher (1986), in which he was the mysterious Hitchhiker intent on murdering C. Thomas Howell's lone motorist and anyone who crossed his path en route. At the height of his fame, he was even set to be cast as RoboCop in the film directed by old friend Verhoeven, although the role was re-cast to Peter Weller.

Italian director Ermanno Olmi mined the gentler, more mystic and soulful side of Hauer's personality in The Legend of the Holy Drinker (1989), the story of a lost soul who dies of drink in Paris while attempting to pay a debt of honour in a church. Phillip Noyce also attempted to capitalize, with far less success, on Hauer's spiritual qualities in the martial arts action adventure Blind Fury (1989). He returned to science fiction opposite Joan Chen with Salute of the Jugger (1990), in which he played a former champion in a post-apocalyptic world. He and Chen would again work together in two more science fiction films: Wedlock and Precious Find.

By the 1990s, Hauer was as well known for his humorous appearances in Guinness commercials as for his screen roles. It seemed that he had increasingly become involved in lower budget films, including Split Second, which was set in a flooded London after global warming, Omega Doom, another post-apocalyptic story in which he plays a soldier-robot, and recently New World Disorder, opposite Tara Fitzgerald. In between these lower budgeted films, he appeared in the music video "On a Night Like This" by Kylie Minogue. In the late 1980s and 1990s, as well as 2000, he also appeared in several British and American television productions, including Inside the Third Reich (as Albert Speer), Escape from Sobibor, Fatherland, Hostile Waters, Merlin, The 10th Kingdom, Smallville and Alias.


Comeback

Hauer has recently been on the comeback trail with small parts in big films, again playing villains in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2003), Sin City (2005), and Batman Begins (2005), as well as playing the Host in the British reality television documentary Shock Treatment (2005).


Other activities

Hauer is a dedicated environmentalist. He fought for the release of Greenpeace's co-founder, Paul Watson, who was convicted in 1994 for sinking an illegal Norwegian whaling vessel. Hauer has set up an AIDS research foundation called the Rutger Hauer Starfish Foundation. He married his second wife, Ineke, in 1985 (they have been together since 1968) and has one child, actress Aysha Hauer, who was born in 1966, and who made him a grandfather in 1988.

Personal quotes

"I am not really into science fiction at all because I tend to think that it's just another sort of game with the brain. The future, which is fun to think about, but it doesn't really attract me."
"'Good guy' or 'bad guy', hero or anti hero; doesn't matter to me, what role I play, only the character have something magical."
"I don't know what the appeal is. I can see I've got blue eyes and I don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but I can't understand all the fuss."
"In the movie "Blind Fury" I had to work really hard because im not actually blind, it was a real challenge!"
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 07:13 am
Quantas





Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
(marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last ..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 07:22 am
Hey, hawkman. Great bio's, Boston, and the "straighten up and fly right" line was marvelous. Thanks for the reminder of what a diploma is worth.

My older sister knew The Statler Brothers, and had the vinyl, "Lester(roadhog) Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys. Funny and I mean funny anecdotes and songs.

Until our Raggedy arrives, let listen to one of their songs:


Whatever Happened To Randolph Scott by Statler Brothers



Everbody knows when you go to the show
You can't take the kids along
You've gotta read the paper and know the code
of G, PG and R and X
You gotta know what the movie's about
Before you even go
Tex Ritter's gone and Disney's dead
The screen is filled with sex.

CHORUS
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott
ridin' the range alone
Whatever happened to Gene and Tex
And Roy and Rex, the Durango Kid
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott
His horse, plain as can be
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott
Has happened to the best of me.

Everbody's tryin' to make a comment
About our doubts and fears
True Grit's the only movie
I've really understood in years
You gotta take your analyst along
To see if it's fit to see
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott
Has happened to the best of me.

CHORUS

Whatever happened to Johnny Mack Brown
And Alan "Rocky" Lane
Whatever happened to Lash LaRue
I'd love to see them again
Whatever happened to Smiley Burnett
Tim Holt and Gene Autry
Whatever happened to all of these
Has happened to the best of me.

REPEAT LAST TWO LINES.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 08:13 am
Good morning WA2K.

Here are Randy; Ernie; Jeanne; Chita and Rutger.

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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 10:21 am
Well, there she is, folks. Our Raggedy always has the greatest photo's, no? Thanks, PA.

I thought that Rutger Hauer was great in Blade Runner and Ladyhawke, and if I recall correctly, Ernie Kovacs' introduction to special effects, featuring the Nairobi Trio, was fantastic.

Time for a station break:

This is cyberspace, WA2K radio.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 12:02 pm
Let's play some classical music for a moment, one by kev's favourite composers, Beethoven.

kev died today


WoO. 150 "Abendlied unterm gestirnten Himmel"


Text by H. Goeble
Music by Ludwig van Beethoven, WoO. 150 (1820)



Wenn die Sonne niedersinket,
Und der Tag zur Ruh sich neigt,
Luna freundlich leise winket,
Und die Nacht herniedersteigt;

Wenn die Sterne prächtig schimmern,
Tausend Sonnenstrahlen flimmern:
Fühlt die Seele sich so groß,
Windet sich vom Staube los.

Schaut so gern nach jenen Sternen,
Wie zurück ins Vaterland,
Hin nach jenen lichten Fernen,
Und vergißt der Erde Tand;

Will nur ringen, will nur streben,
Ihre Hülle zu entschweben:
Erde ist ihr eng und klein,
Auf den Sternen möcht sie sein.

Ob der Erde Stürme toben,
Falsches Glück den Bösen lohnt:
Hoffend blicket sie nach oben,
Wo der Sternenrichter thront.

Keine Furcht kann sie mehr quälen,
Keine Macht kann ihr befehlen;
Mit verklärtem Angesicht,
Schwingt sie sich zum Himmelslicht.

Eine leise Ahnung schauert
Mich aus jenen Welten an;
Lange nicht mehr dauert
Meine Erdenpilgerbahn,

Bald hab ich das Ziel errungen,
Bald zu euch mich aufgeschwungen,
Ernte bald an Gottes Thron
Meiner Leiden schönen Lohn.
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 12:12 pm
Oh, Walter, I just saw that and I am experiencing new tears and old fears. Thank you for the Beethoven dirge, my friend, and here is one for our Kev and for his Joan:


Lyric Title: We'll Be Together Again
Sung By: Frank Sinatra

No tears, no fears, remember there's always tomorrow
So what if we have to part, we'll be together again
Your kiss, your smile, are memories I'll treasure forever
So try thinking with your heart, we'll be together again
Times when I know you'll be lonesome, times when I know you'll be sad
Don't let temptation surround you, don't let the blues make you bad
Someday, someway, we both have a lifetime before us
For parting is not good-bye, we'll be together again
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 12:48 pm
The Parting Glass
Traditional

Of all the money e'er I had, I spent it in good company;
And all the harm I've ever done, alas was done to none but me;
And all I've done for want of wit, to memory now I can't recall,
So fill me to the parting glass, goodnight and joy be with you all.

Of all the comrades e'er I had, they're sorry for my going away,
And all the sweethearts e'er I had , they wish me one more day to stay,
But since it falls unto my lot that I should go and you should not,
I'll gently rise and softly call, goodnight and joy be with you all.

If I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile,
There is a fair maid in this town who sorely has my heart beguiled.
Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips, I own she has my heart in thrall,
So fill me to the parting glass, goodnight and joy be with you all.
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 01:05 pm
dj, at first I thought you meant a mirror, but I can see that it was something of a toast. Please visit Walter's given link, while I act as host.

From both Toni Braxton and Diana Krall:

Back in the day
When I was younger
I wasnt afraid
Of giving my heart to you
Now and again
I get sentimental
But I know its just a phase Im going through
And every time I start to slip
I just remind myself
I need only think of it
I went through so much hell
You say ya wanna get things back
The way they used to be
Can you give me one good reason
Why should I darlin

Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care

Back in the day
I shoulda been wiser
But what can I say
I shoulda been onto you
But I was afraid
That youd break my heart in two
Fate would have it that you broke it anyway baby
And every time I close my eyes
I just remind myself
You told about a million lies
You put my heart through hell
And now you wanna get with me
Just for old times sake
Well I am not about to make that same mistake

Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care

You see a girl that you gave all your love
I see a girl you took advantage of
You see a girl that you cannot forget
I see a man that I cannot forgive
Tell me why

Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care for you
Why should I care
Why should I care

Back in the day when I was young
I wasnt afraid to love
Back in the day
You were the one what was I thinking of
Back in the day
Shoulda been wiser
Shoulda been onto you
But I was afraid I make a mistake
No one knows
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 01:15 pm
i actually came to report kev's death, but walter already had
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 01:24 pm
Ah, dj. I always think of my Bud and dear Paul. Thank you, Canada. Perhaps a happy song, then.


Happy talk, keep talking happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do,
You gotta have a dream, if you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about a moon floating in de sky looking like a lily on a lake,
Talk about a bird learning how to flyMaking all the music he can make
Happy talk, keep talking' happy talk,Talk about things you'd like to do,
You gotta have a dream, if you don't have a dream,How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about a star looking like a toyPeeking through de branches of a tree,
Talk about a girl, talk about a boy,Counting all de ripples on de sea
Happy talk, keep talking happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do
You gotta have a dream, if you don't have a dream,How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about a boy saying to de girl: "Golly, baby, I'm a lucky cuss!"
Talk about a girl saying to de boy: "You an' me is lucky to be us!"
Happy talk, keep talking' happy talk,Talk about things you'd like to do,
You gotta have a dream, if you don't have a dream,How you gonna have a dream come true?
If you don't talk happy and you never dream,Then you'll never have a dream come true.
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2007 05:53 pm
While our little radio is still on the air, I heard from hebba so let's do the......

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And perhaps the bump?


Artist: Raven Symone
Song: Bump

Too low
Turn it up some more
Too chill
To get us on the floor

Hot jam
Where's the volume at
Make it loud
Loud as it can get

You say
Bump up the groove
You say
808
Makes you move

So big
Walls start to shake
Come on
You like
All you can take

You say you wannna get a little bump in here
Shaking the room, give it the boom
Cmon
You say you wanna get a little bump in here
It's all good. stlyrics
You gotta listen when the girls say
Everybody get a little bump in here
Level to ten, bump it again
Cmon
Say you wannna get a little bump in here
It's all good
You gotta listen when the boys say

Phatt beat
Like to feel the drops
Dj
Never gonna stop

The heat is on
Turn it up some more
I know
What you're waiting for

You say
Bump up the jam
Push it
Loud as you can

So big
House starts to shake
Volume. stlyrics
Walls start to break

You say you wannna get a little bump in here
Shaking the room, give it the boom
Cmon
You say you wanna get a little bump in here
It's all good
You gotta listen when the girls say
Everybody get a little bump in here
Level to ten, bump it again
Cmon
Say you wannna get a little bump in here
It's all good
You gotta listen when the boys say

Bump it in the big ride...gotta get the party on
Ready for the good time...we'll be jammin all night long
Even in the head phones...gotta get it loud enough
Never keep it too low...put it on the big ones and pump it up
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