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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:47 pm
I was just wondering…

Where Are You Tonight
Tom Johnston Lyrics

I want to know where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight)
I want to know where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight)
I've got to know (where are you) girl I've got to find you

I look at the moon and a single star
It's making me crazy wondering where you are
I reach out and touch that heavenly face
Open my hand and there's empty space

Oh no, where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight)
I've got to know where are you tonight baby

The sink and the dishes spent the weekend there
Should clean up the place but I just don't care
Tonight I'll be talking to the moon and that star
Maybe they'll tell me where on earth you are

Oh no, where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight)
I've got to know where are you tonight

Please believe me when you leave me
Keeps me worrying through the night
Worry baby makes me crazy
Can't tell wrong from right
Come to me tonight

I want to know where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight
I'got to know where are you tonight (tonight)
Don't you hear me calling to you baby
Where are you tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight)

I'got to know where are you... baby
Where are you tonight (tonight)
I'got to know where are you tonight baby baby
You baby please hear, just give me some kind of sound girl
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:59 pm
Well, Try, I'm being followed.

Cat Stevens
» Moon Shadow

Yes
I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
Leapin' and hoppin' on a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
And if I ever lose my hands
lose my power
lose my land -
Oh
if I ever lose my hands
Ooh
I won't have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes
if my colours all run dry
Yes
if I ever lose my eyes
Ooh
I won't have to cry no more.
Yes
I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
Leapin' and hoppin' on a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
And if I ever lose my legs
I won't moan and I won't beg
Oh
if I ever lose my legs
Ooh
I won't have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth
all my teeth North and South
Yes
if I ever lose my mouth
Ooh
I won't have to talk.
Did it take long to find me? I asked the faithful light.
Did it take long to find me and are you gonna stay the night?
I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
Leapin' und hoppin' on a moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
Moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow
moon shadow.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 03:38 am
Wesley Snipes
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Wesley Trent Snipes (born July 31, 1962, in Orlando, Florida) is an American actor, martial artist and producer. He is probably best known for his role as the eponymous vampire hunter in the Blade trilogy of movies.

Biography

Snipes grew up in The Bronx and he decided early on that he wanted to be a dancer--until he took some acting classes. He started at the High School for the Performing Arts, but his mother divorced and they moved back to Orlando. Snipes would eventually graduate from Jones High School in 1980. While in Florida, Snipes did puppet theater, mime and musical theater in competitions and festivals. He then attended the State University of New York College at Purchase and graduated with a Bachelors of Fine Arts in 1985.

He also played a cliche tough guy role in the Michael Jackson music video "Bad" released in September of 1987. He often plays tough characters in action movies, and has demonstrated considerable athletic and fighting ability. He is interested in martial arts, including Karate, Kung Fu, and Capoeira. This interest is reflected in the fact that many of his movies make reference to Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

Snipes was married from 1985 to 1990 and has a son from this marriage. He later married Korean painter Nakyung Park in 2003. They have three children.

In 1991, Snipes formed the independent production company Amen Ra Films. It co-produced the first two Blade films and other titles that Snipes has starred in. In 2004 Snipes went on to star in his third Blade movie "Blade Trinity."

Snipes played drug kingpin Nino Brown in New Jack City, which was a contrast to his role as a New York City Detective in King of New York a year earlier. Another film in which his character was involved in drugs was the hauntingly somber movie Sugar Hill.

In 2005, Snipes was detained at Johannesburg International Airport for allegedly trying to pass through the airport with a fake South African passport. Snipes later told South African officials that he had applied for the South African papers not only for himself but for his family. During the interview, it was established that Snipes did indeed have fraudulent South African documentation in his possession. Snipes and his attorney agreed to cooperate with the South African Inspectorate of the National Immigration Branch in their investigation. Snipes was allowed to return home because he had a valid U.S. passport, but the South African authorities reduced his immigration status to undesirable as a result of the incident. To date, no explanation has been offered as to exactly why Snipes entered South Africa on forged papers.

Christopher Williams was suspected of having beaten Halle Berry so badly that she became nearly deaf in one ear; however, he alleges that it was actually Wesley Snipes who physically abused Halle Berry. [citation needed]

Paternity Suit Allegations

In 2004, Snipes was named as the defendant in a paternity suit brought by an Indiana woman named Lanise Pettis. Pettis alleged that she had sex with Snipes in a Chicago crack house in 2000 and that Snipes had fathered a child with her. Snipes denied the allegations and reportedly twice refused to submit to a paternity test requested by Pettis. On July 25, 2004, a Manhattan Family Court judge issued an arrest warrant for Snipes' failure to submit to the paternity test. The judge also set bail at $250,000. *[1] Snipes subsequently sued New York City, charging that it had no jurisdiction to arrest him as part of an Indiana paternity case. However, on January 27, 2005, Snipes' bid to have a federal judge cancel the arrest warrant was denied. *[2] It was eventually determined that he was not the father and the case was dismissed accordingly.

Trivia

In the game Tekken 5, the character known as Raven closely resembles Wesley Snipes.
Wesley Snipes' dark complexion was poked fun at in a segment of Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories on Chappelle's Show. While Charlie Murphy discussed how the lighter-skinned Rick James teased him for his complexion, calling him "Darkness," Murphy explained, "See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then...we was the blackest niggas on the planet according to Rick James."
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 05:51 am
J. K. Rowling
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Born: July 31, 1965
Chipping Sodbury in South Gloucestershire (England)
Occupation(s): Novelist
Genre(s): Fantasy
Magnum opus: Harry Potter
Website: http://www.jk-rowling.com

Joanne "Jo" Rowling, OBE (born 31 July 1965[1]) is a British fiction writer who writes under the pen name of J. K. Rowling[2]. Rowling became famous as author of the Harry Potter fantasy series, which has gained international attention, won multiple awards, and sold over 300 million copies worldwide.[3] In February 2004, Forbes magazine estimated her fortune at £576 million (just over US$1 billion), making her the first person ever to become a $US billionaire by writing books.[4]

Early life

Joanne Rowling was born in South Gloucestershire, England on 31 July 1965,[1] on the outskirts of Bristol.[5] Her birth certificate apparently claims she was born in the Cottage Hospital at Yate, though the hospital is called Chipping Sodbury Hospital, but is actually in Yate.[1]

Her sister Dianne was born when Rowling was almost two.[5] The family moved to Winterbourne, Bristol when Rowling was four, and then to Tutshill, near Chepstow, Wales at the age of nine.[5] She attended secondary school at Wyedean School and College. In December 1990, Rowling's mother succumbed to a 10 year long battle with multiple sclerosis.[5] "I was writing Harry Potter at the moment my mother died. I had never told her about Harry Potter. Dad called me at seven o'clock the next morning and I just knew what had happened before he spoke ... I was alternately a wreck and then in total denial ... Barely a day goes by when I do not think of her. There would be so much to tell her, impossibly much." [6] Her passing figures prominently in Rowling's own fear of death and its theme in the Harry Potter series.

After studying French and Classics at the University of Exeter, with a year of study in Paris, she moved to London to work as a researcher and bilingual secretary for Amnesty International. During this period she had the idea for a story of a young boy attending a school of wizardry while she was on a four-hour, delayed train trip between Manchester and London.[5] When she had reached her destination, she began writing immediately.[5] [7]

Rowling then moved to Porto, Portugal to teach English as a foreign language. While there, she married Portuguese television journalist Jorge Arantes on 16 October 1992.[8] They had one child, Jessica Isabel, before divorcing in 1993.[5] Their daughter was named after Rowling's heroine, Jessica Mitford.[9]

In December, 1994, she and her daughter moved to be near her sister in Edinburgh, Scotland.[5] Unemployed and living on state benefits, she completed her first novel, doing some of the work in local Edinburgh cafés whenever she could get Jessica to fall asleep.[5][10] There was a rumour that she wrote in local cafés in order to escape from her unheated flat, but in a 2001 BBC interview Rowling remarked, "I am not stupid enough to rent an unheated flat, in Edinburgh, in mid-winter; it had heating".[10]

Harry Potter
Main article: Harry Potter

Harry Potter books

In 1995, Rowling completed her manuscript for Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on an old manual typewriter.[11] Upon the enthusiastic response of Bryony Evans, a reader who had been asked to review the book's first three chapters, the Fulham-based Christopher Little Literary Agents agreed to represent Rowling in her quest for a publisher. The book was handed to twelve publishing houses, all of which rejected it.[12] A year later she was finally given the greenlight (and a £1500 advance) by the editor Barry Cunningham from the small publisher Bloomsbury.[13][12] The decision to take Rowling on was apparently largely down to Alice Newton, the eight-year-old daughter of the company's chairman, who was given the first chapter to review by her father and immediately demanded the next. [14]Although Bloomsbury had agreed to publish the book, Cunningham claims he advised Rowling to get a day job, as she had little chance of making money in children's books.[15]

Soon after, Rowling received an £8000 grant from the Scottish Arts Council to enable her to continue writing.[11] [16] The following spring, an auction was held in the United States for the rights to publish the novel, and was won by Scholastic Inc, who paid Rowling more than $100,000. Rowling has said she "nearly died" when she heard the news.[17] In June, 1997, Bloomsbury published Philosopher's Stone with an initial print run of only 1000 copies, 500 of which were distributed to libraries. Today, such copies are valued at between £16,000 and £25,000 each. [18] Five months later it won its first award, a Nestle Smarties Book Prize. In February, the novel won the prestigious British Book Award for Children's Book of the Year, and, later the Children's Book Award. In October 1998, Scholastic published Philosopher's Stone in the States under the title of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, a change Rowling now claims she regrets and would have fought if she had been in a better position at the time.[11][19]

In December 1999, the third Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, won the Smarties Prize, in the process making Rowling the first person to win the award three times running.[11] She later withdrew the fourth Harry Potter novel from contention to allow other books a fair chance. In January, 2000, Prisoner of Azkaban won the inaugural Whitbread Children's Book of the Year award, though it narrowly lost the Book of the Year prize to Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf.[20] That June, the Queen honoured Rowling by making her an Officer of the Order of the British Empire.[11]

To date, six of the seven volumes of the Harry Potter series, one for each of Harry's school years, have already been published and all have broken sales records. The last three volumes in the series have all been the fastest-selling books in history, grossing more in their opening 24 hours than blockbuster films. [11][21][22] Book 6 of her series earned The Guinness World Records Award for being the fastest selling book ever. Daniel Radcliffe, who stars as Harry Potter in the films, was presented and photographed with the award and will be appearing in Guinness World Records 2007. [citation needed]

Rowling is currently writing the seventh and final book of the series. Its title is currently unknown.[23]. On June 26, 2006 Rowling revealed that in the final book of the Harry Potter series at least two characters will die , one of whom may be Harry himself. [3]

In June 2006, Rowling was named "the greatest living British writer" by The Book Magazine. Rowling topped the poll, receiving nearly three times as many votes as second-place author, fantasy writer Terry Pratchett.[24]

Harry Potter films

In October, 1998, Warner Brothers purchased the film rights to the first two novels for a seven-figure sum.[11] A film version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was released on November 16, 2001 and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on November 15, 2002.[11] Both were directed by Chris Columbus.[25][26] The June 4, 2004 film version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was directed by Alfonso Cuarón.[27][11] The fourth film, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, was directed by yet another new director, Mike Newell. A film of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is now in production, under British television director David Yates, and new screenwriter Michael Goldenberg, projected for release on July 13, 2007.[28][29]

In constrast to the treatment of most authors by Hollywood studios, Warner Bros took considerable notice of Rowling's desires and thoughts in their attempt to bring her books to the screen. One of her principal stipulations was the films be shot in Britain with an all-British cast, which has so far been adhered to strictly. [30] In an unprecedented move, Rowling also demanded that Coca-Cola, the victor in the race to tie-in their products to the film series, donate $18 million to the American charity Reading is Fundamental, as well as a number of community charity programs. [31]

The first four films were scripted by Steve Kloves; Rowling assisted him in the writing process, ensuring that his scripts did not contradict future books in the series. She says she has told him more about the later books than anybody else, but not everything.[32] She has also said that she has told Alan Rickman and Robbie Coltrane certain secrets about their characters that have not yet been revealed.[33] Steven Spielberg was approached to direct the first film, but dropped out. The press has repeatedly claimed that Rowling played a role in his departure, but Rowling stated on her website that she has no say in who directs the films.[34] Rowling's first choice for the director of the first Harry Potter film had been Monty Python alumnus Terry Gilliam, being a fan of Gilliam's work. Warner Brothers studios wanted a more family friendly film, however, and eventually they settled for Chris Columbus. [35]

After Harry Potter

Harry Potter has made Rowling a well known and a very successful author, but after Rowling finishes the final Harry Potter book, she plans to continue writing, possibly using a pen name.[36]

In 2006, Rowling revealed that she had completed a few short stories and another children's book (a "political fairy story") about a monster, aimed at a younger audience than Harry Potter readers.[37]

She is not planning to write an eighth Harry Potter book, but has suggested she might publish an "encyclopedia" of the Harry Potter world consisting of all her unpublished material and notes or possibly a biography of Dumbledore. [citation needed] Any profits from such a book would be given to charity.[38]

Charity

In 2001, the UK fundraiser Comic Relief asked three bestselling British authors (Rowling, lifestyle guru Delia Smith and Bridget Jones creator Helen Fielding) to submit booklets related to their most famous works for publication. For every pound raised, a pound would go towards combatting poverty and social inequality across the globe. Rowling's two booklets, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch Through the Ages, are reportedly facsimiles of books found in the Hogwarts library, and are written under the names of their fictional authors, Newt Scamander and Kennilworthy Whisp.[39] Since going on sale in March, 2001, the books have raised £15.7 million ($30 million) for the fund. The £10.8 million ($20 million) raised outside the UK has been channelled into a newly created International Fund for Children and Young People in Crisis.[40]

Rowling has contributed money and support to many other charitable causes, especially research and treatment of multiple sclerosis, from which her mother died in 1990. This death heavily affected her writing, according to Rowling.[41][42][43] In 2006, Rowling contributed a substantial sum toward the creation of a new Centre for Regenerative Medicine in Edinburgh. For reasons unknown, Scotland, Rowling's country of adoption, has the highest rate of MS in the world.[44]

In January 2006, Rowling went to Bucharest to raise funds for the Children's High Level Group, an organization devoted to enforcing the human rights of children, particularly in eastern Europe.[45]

On August 1st & 2nd, 2006, she will be reading alongside Stephen King and John Irving at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. Profits from the event will be donated to the Haven Foundation, a charity that aids actors left uninsurable and unable to work, and the medical NGO Médecins Sans Frontières.[46]

Her name

Rowling's full name is "Joanne Rowling", not, as is often assumed, "Joanne Kathleen Rowling". Before publishing her first volume, Bloomsbury feared that the target group of young boys might be reluctant to buy books written by a female author. They requested that Rowling use two initials, rather than reveal her first name. As she had no middle name, she chose K from her grandmother's name Kathleen, as the second initial of her pseudonym. The name Kathleen has never been part of her legal name.[19] She calls herself "Jo" and claims, "No one ever called me 'Joanne' when I was young, unless they were angry."[47] Her surname is pronounced like "rolling" (IPA: /rəʊ.lɪŋ/), not a rhyme for "howling" as is often supposed ?- or, as stated on her website: "'Rowling' (the first syllable of which is pronounced 'row' as in boat, rather than 'row' as in argument) lent itself to woeful jokes such as 'Rowling stone.'"[48]

Current life and family

In 2001, Rowling purchased a luxurious 19th-century estate house, Killiechassie House, on the banks of the River Tay, near Aberfeldy, in Perth and Kinross, Scotland.[49] Rowling also owns a home in Morningside, Edinburgh, and a Georgian style house in London, on a street where, according to The Guardian, the average price of a house is £4.27 million ($8 million), possibly including an underground swimming pool and 24-hour security.[50]

On 26 December 2001, Rowling married Dr. Neil Murray, an anaesthetist, in a private ceremony at her home in Aberfeldy.[49] Their son David Gordon Rowling Murray was born shortly after Rowling began writing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Rowling took a break from working on the novel to care for him in his early infancy.[51] Rowling's youngest child, Mackenzie Jean Rowling Murray, to whom she dedicated Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, was born in January of 2005.[52]

In her honour

The asteroid (43844) Rowling was named in her honour in early 2006,[53] and the newly-discovered Pachycephalosaurid dinosaur Dracorex hogwartsia, currently at the Children's Museum in Indianapolis, was named in honour of her world in May 2006. [54]

Television

Rowling on The Simpsons.Rowling made a guest appearance as herself on the American animated sitcom The Simpsons, in a special British-themed episode entitled The Regina Monologues. The amusing dialog consisted of a short conversation between Rowling and Lisa Simpson, who mispronounces Rowling's name:

Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
Rowling: (sigh) He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa: (dreamily) Yes!

Producer Russell T. Davies asked Rowling to pen an episode of the 2005 season of Doctor Who; Rowling was "amused by the suggestion, but simply [didn't] have the time".[55]

In a July 2005 interview with the MuggleNet and Leaky Cauldron websites' managers, Rowling revealed that she is a great admirer of Aaron Sorkin's work on the American TV show The West Wing.[56]


Lawsuits

Rowling has been involved in several lawsuits over the Harry Potter series.

Nancy Stouffer

In the late 1990s Nancy Stouffer, an author of children's books published in the 1980s, began to charge publicly that Rowling's books were based on her books, including The Legend of Rah and the Muggles and Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly. Stouffer sued Rowling and Scholastic, Inc. in U.S. District Court, also naming Time Warner as a party. Rowling, Scholastic and Warner Bros. sued Stouffer in New York, asking the court to judge that there was no infringement of Stouffer's trademarks or copyright.[57] Rowling and her co-litigants argued that much of the evidence that Stouffer presented was fraudulent, and asked for sanctions and attorneys' fees as punishment.[58] In September 2002 the court found in Rowling's favour, stating that Stouffer had lied to the court and falsified and forged documents to support her case. Stouffer was fined US$50,000 and ordered to pay part (but not all) of the plaintiffs' costs.[59] In January 2004 it was reported that Stouffer's appeal against the judgement had been rejected. The appeals court agreed that Stouffer's claims were properly dismissed because "no reasonable juror could find a likelihood of confusion as to the source of the two parties' works".[60] A report of the judgment (requires subscription) can be found at Entertainment Law Digest. The 2002 judgment can be found here.

New York Daily News

On 19 June 2003 Rowling and her publisher Scholastic announced that they would sue the New York Daily News for $100 million because the newspaper had printed information on her work Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix before the book's official release date. The novel was due for release on Saturday 21 June, but the newspaper published a plot summary and short quotes on the previous Wednesday. An accompanying image even revealed two pages from the book with legible text. However, the story was complicated further when it was revealed that the paper had purchased the book from a health store whose owner received the novels wholesale and decided to place them in the window. The man claimed he was unaware he was supposed to wait until that Saturday.[61]

The Bashu Publishing House, Chengdu

In 2003, unauthorized Chinese language "sequels" to the Harry Potter series, such as Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon, appeared for sale in the People's Republic of China. These books, written by ghostwriters, contain characters from the works of other authors, including Gandalf from J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, and the title character from L. Frank Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Rowling's lawyers successfully took legal action against the publishers, who were forced to pay damages.[62]

Eksmo Publishers

Also in 2003, courts in the Netherlands prevented the distribution of a Dutch translation of Tanya Grotter and the Magical Double Bass, the first of Dmitry Yemets' popular Russian series about a female apprentice wizard, Tanya Grotter. Rowling and her publishers sued, arguing that the Grotter books violate copyright law. Yemets and his original Moscow-based publishers, Eksmo, argued unsuccessfully that the books constitute a parody, permitted under copyright.[63]
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 05:53 am
Dean Cain
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Dean George Cain (born July 31, 1966) is an American actor best known for playing Superman in the television series Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, in which he starred with future Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher.

Cain was born Dean George Tanaka, in Mount Clemens, Michigan to actress Sharon Thomas and U.S. Army serviceman Roger Tanaka. His parents divorced before he was born, but his mother later married film director Christopher Cain, and moved to Malibu, California.

At Santa Monica High School, Cain excelled in sports. When he graduated in 1984, he turned down 17 athletic scholarships to attend Princeton University, where he went on to captain the volleyball team and play free safety on the football team (setting the NCAA record for the most interceptions per game in a single season), in addition to joining the Zeta Psi fraternity. He also dated actress Brooke Shields, who was one year ahead of him at the university. Cain graduated from Princeton in 1988 with an BA in History; the title of his senior thesis was The History And Development Of The Functions Of The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences.

Immediately after graduating, Cain signed on as a free agent with the Buffalo Bills, a NFL football team, but a knee injury during training ended his football career before it began. With little hope of returning to sports, he turned to screenwriting and then acting, shooting dozens of commercials and appearing on popular television shows like Grapevine, A Different World and Beverly Hills 90210. In 1993, Cain took on the role of Superman in the new television series Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, which ran until 1997.

In 1998, Cain started the Angry Dragon Entertainment production company, which produces the new TBS Superstation television series Ripley's Believe It or Not!. He has also starred in several films, including The Broken Hearts Club (2000), Out of Time (2003) and Bailey's Billions (2004). In 2004, he portrayed Scott Peterson in the fact-based made for television movie The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story.

Trivia

The college Dean in How High is repeatedly referred to as 'Dean Cain'.
Dean Cain is a quarter Japanese, French-Canadian, Irish and Welsh.
He has a son named Christopher Dean Cain, with former girlfriend and Playboy model Samantha Torres.
He was previously engaged to country singer Mindy McCready in the late 1990s.
Dean Cain's portrayal of Superman was also notable for having the reverse of the traditional distinction in hairstyles between Clark Kent and Superman; here, it is Superman who has the slicked-back hair, and Clark whose fringe falls more naturally, perhaps to reinforce the notion that Kent is the 'genuine' personality whereas Superman is the artificial disguise. In neither mode does the character feature his trademark spitcurl, making it one of the few depictions of Superman to lack this distinctive feature.
Frequent allusions to Dean Cain can be heard on the Extralife podcast by Scott Johnson and his co-hosts.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 05:55 am
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money
was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll
be ruined."
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A
stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might
even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't
even smile at the judge."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision
in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the
courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip
about the cigars. It worked!"
"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."
"But, I did send them."
"What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously.
"Yes. That's how we won the case."
"I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I
sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's
business card."
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 06:16 am
Good morning, WA2K listeners and contributors. Well, our hawkman is up early today and we always enjoy his bio's. Thanks, again, buddy.

You know, folks, it took me a few minutes to get the punch line on our Bob's lawyer and judge joke. Now the light finally filters through. Wow! That was one smart move. Love it!

We'll await our Raggedy with her pictures before commenting on the celebs.

It's going to be a silver day today, methinks.

A big smile for everyone.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 10:13 am
In looking through our vast audience, I find that the silver day is a bit tarnished. It troubles me to realize that so many of us are at odds with each other, both nationally and individually. This poem came to mind, folks:

The Man He Killed ~Thomas Hardy
"Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn,
We should have sat us down to wet
Right many a nipperkin!

"But ranged as infantry,
And staring face to face,
I shot at him and he at me,
And killed him in his place.

"I shot him dead because -
Because he was my foe,
Just so - my foe of course he was;
That's clear enough; although

"He thought he'd 'list perhaps,
Off-hand like - just as I -
Was out of work - had sold his traps -
No other reason why.

"Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat if met where any bar is,
Or help to half-a-crown."
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:06 am
Keeping an eye on the news abroad:

Naked women leave police speechless Fri Jul 28, 10:11 AM ET



TIRANA (Reuters) - Albanian police were speechless when around 30 Scandinavian women went topless, shocking local bathers and causing an uproar in an Albanian beach resort.

"Police only watched ... they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English," a local newspaper in the southern Albania coastal town of Sarande said.

Albanian mothers dragged their children away and police received a barrage of complaints over the Scandinavian tourists.

The Scandinavians left after two hours when their guide was informed that nude bathing was banned on public beaches. Nudity and topless bathing are still taboo in the poor Balkan country.


And it's a good thing they left or they would have been busted.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:15 am
Big smile, Bob. These Scandinavians are scandalous.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:31 am
and speaking of scandalous, listeners. Both John Fowles' French Lieutenant's Woman and Thomas Hardy's Jude the obscure shocked Victorian England and caused the sale of books to soar.. Ain't that always the way? People sneaking the books home and reading them in seclusion. Love it!
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:38 am
Well now that the crowd's quiet why don't I sing you a song.




You're So Sweet, Horseflies Keep Hangin' 'Round Your Face :: NEIL DIAMOND

You're so sweet,
Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face
Kentucky moonshine
Could never take your place
And your eyes
Could give me goose bumps down to my toes
Feel like the only rooster in the hencoop,
And I guess it shows.

Mary Lou Jane (oh Mary Lou Jane)
Oh what a fine name (what a fine name)
And you're nothing like them females
From Dover City
(nothin' at all)
Front teeth missin'
(hee, you got your front teeth missin')
And that's fine for kissin' (oh, feels so good)
You're more loyal than my dog Sam,
And twice as pretty (and that's goin' some)

You're so sweet,
Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face
Kentucky moonshine
Could never take your place
And your eyes
Could give me goose bumps down to my toes
Feel like the only rooster in the hencoop,
and I guess it shows.

I can't forget (oh, no)
When we first met (first)
Well, it was bull wrestling time
At the county fair rodeo
(or is it ro-de-o)
And I almost cried (wept)
When you took first prize
(first prize, sweetheart)
Well,
You just looked them critters in the face
And down they'd go
(they never had a chance)

You're so sweet,
Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face
Kentucky moonshine
Could never take your place
And your eyes
Could give me goose bumps down to my toes
Feel like the only rooster in the hencoop,
and I guess it shows.

You're so sweet,
Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face
Kentucky moonshine
Could never take your place
And your eyes
Could give me goose bumps down to my toes
Feel like the only rooster in the hencoop,
And I guess it shows



Actually it was sung by Neil Diamond, but he sounds a lot like me.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:45 am
Letty wrote:
and speaking of scandalous, listeners. Both John Fowles' French Lieutenant's Woman and Thomas Hardy's Jude the obscure shocked Victorian England and caused the sale of books to soar..


John Robert Fowles (March 31, 1926 - November 5, 2005) was a British novelist and essayist...In 1968 Fowles moved to Lyme Regis in Dorset and used it as the setting for The French Lieutenant's Woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fowles

those Victorians were remarkably long-lived. Laughing
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:46 am
Funny song, Bob. Do you really sound like a diamond? I believe it, honey.

Ah, folks. We need to sing a groupie song for our Karaoke man:

Karen Carpenter:

Long ago, and oh so far away
I fell in love with you,
before the second show
Your guitar, it sounds so
sweet and clear
But you're not really hear
it's just the radio

Don't you remember you told me
you loved me now baby
You said you'd be coming
back this way again, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh baby
I love you,
I really do

Loneliness, is such a sad affair
And I can hardly wait
to be with you again
What to say to make you come again
Come back to me again
And play your sad guitar

Don't you remember you told me
you loved me now baby
You said you'd be coming
back this way again, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh baby
I love you
I really do

and I sound rather like her, Bob.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:53 am
Why, my goodness. I missed our turtle, resident researcher and editor. My apologies, honey. Laughing

Warning to our listeners. Do NOT read The Collector by Fowles, whatever era you prefer.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 11:59 am
Smile, without a reason why
Love, as if you were a child,
Smile, no matter what they tell you
Don't listen to a word they say
Cause life is beautiful that way.

Tears, a tidal wave of tears
Light, that slowly disappears
Wait, before you close the curtain
There is still another game to play
And life is beautiful that way

Here with this eyes forevermore
I will always be as close as you
remember from before
Now that you're out there on your own
Remember what is real and
what we dream is love alone

Keep the laughter in you eyes
Soon your long awaited prize
We'll forget about our sorrows
And think about a brighter day
Cause life is beautiful that way.

We'll forget about our sorrows
And think about a brighter day,
Cause life is beautiful that way
There's still another game to play
And life is beautiful that way.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 12:01 pm
actually, i understand the French Lt.'s Woman is quite popular among tortoises that hatched in the Victorian era. Mr. Green
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 12:11 pm
Well, my goodness, folks. Now we have our stuff together with a hawk and a turtle and a frog.

Lovely song, Francis. You must have written that one, Paris.

Yit, I am about to change you into a tortoise, but you would be beautiful even as a mudturtle. <smile>A turtle for all seasons?

All right. Someone request a song for those who cry and still think life is beautiful.

I have one that fits perfectly:

But Beautiful


Love is funny or it's sad
Or it's quiet or it's mad
It's a good thing or it's bad
But beautiful

Beautiful to take a chance and if you fall, you fall
And I'm thinking I wouldn't mind at all

Love is tearful or it's gay
It's a problem or it's play
It's a heartache either way
But beautiful

And I'm thinking if you were mine, I'd never let you go
And that would be but beautiful, I know.



Love is tearful or it's gay
It's a problem or it's play
It's a heartache either way
But it's beautiful

And I'm thinking if you were mine, I'd never let you go
And that would be but beautiful, I know.

Love that song, y'all.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 12:18 pm
Footnote for M.D.

The French Lieutenant's Woman
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The French Lieutenant's Woman is a 1969 novel by John Fowles. The book was inspired by the 1823 novel Ourika by Claire de Duras, which Fowles translated to English in 1977 (and revised in 1994). In 1981, the novel was adapted as a feature film.

Qurika by Claire de Duras is the one I meant. Razz
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jul, 2006 12:48 pm
ah, that Clairefies what was formerly Obscure.
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