spermicide, it it murder?

Of course spermicide is murder. It's been known to irritate bush, and an irritated bush is something one just doesn't want to mess with. Better to sit back and acquiesce.

Well I'm on board!
While we're at it, we ought to make it a law that able-bodied men ought to be required to rape every non-pregnant female they see! Wouldn't want to keep somebody out of this world that could partake!

dys- I would go much much further. I do believe that abstinence ought to be a capital offense. Just look at all those potential little earthlings who will never see the light of day, because someone chose to keep his pants zipped, or her legs crossed.

God wanted us to be fruitful and multiply, and multiply, and multiply. I shudder to think of all those poor little eggs, and sad little sperm, who will never know the joy of becoming a zygote. A pox on all you transgressors!

well you know phoenix, those men planting their seeds (more than she needs) need to be controlled. We need a constitutional amendment prohibiting more than one sperm per encounter per ovum. Millions, I tell ya millions of potential wiggle-worms of life are going down the terlit never reaching the pinacle of self-actualization.

dys... This waste of life..............the drowning of innocent sperm, MUST BE STOPPED!

Sad part of this discussion... If G Dubya hears this.. it will be put on the Constitution.. HAHAHHA
Thalk about over riding abortion laws.hehe
But, you realize.. murdering your little army men falls under Mastrubation too right?? you would be locked up for petting your spitting snake.
hahaha

I like to think of wiggle-worm sperm as potential consumers denied the right to shop. Walmart needs to look into advocating legislation re this issue.

Just think of it. All these potential consumers never being able to play Nintendo, or microwave a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. By golly, that's downright un-American!

Ha - the Pythons said it first!

Every Sperm is Sacred


There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus, and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed, but,
I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I were born.
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's, mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagan spill theirs o'er mountain hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

And just for good measure:

All Things Dull and Ugly
To the tune of 'All Things Bright and Beautiful'

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

Wanna sing along?

http://www.monty-pythons.com/songs.asp

I have an IUD and I will break the arms of anyone who tries to take it from me!!!

Montana- Just picturing how you would go about accomplishing that!

Let us count the ways, lol.