Hmmm...okay.
<hands over wad of cash>
drinking?
being possessed by the devil?
Hmmm..
this thread may give me a hard on.....
HAHAHHAH
shewolfnm wrote:drinking?
being possessed by the devil?
Hmmm..
this thread may give me a hard on.....
HAHAHHAH
Lucifer, check it out! Shewolf might be possessed! She doesn't have a ****!
Ya know, ****s aren't the only organ that can become hard due to excitation (of whatever variety - satanic obsession....?).
No, ehBeth's just high again.
When you get possessed, it doesn't necessarily happen right away--the most apparent symptom would be your own thoughts, but that all depends on how much resistance your mind has to that sort of thing. It doesn't start showing, and people don't know about it until you actually get the chance to show it.
The symptoms you've told me don't seem to be by a devil. They're too lenient to be that way. If you were possessed by a devil, the effects would be nastier.
littlek wrote:Ya know, ****s aren't the only organ that can become hard due to excitation (of whatever variety - satanic obsession....?).
Hmmm...I don't think I've ever heard any woman refer to any body part of hers getting hard due to excitation as a "hard on" though. Yes, there's "t*tty hard on", but the word "t*tty" is necessary in this instance, because it is being used as a descriptive-connective adjective modifying the term "hard on".
Yes, it's definitely a possession. She is possessed by a vulgar horny man, I'm convinced of it.
There's lots of things that can get hard on a person, besides life in general, I mean. You can have someone look at you with hard eyes, you can have a lover with hard hands and harder ears.
Worst of all, you could possess a hard heart.
The good hards are really good. There's no better turn-on than a couple of stiff nipples, hidden only by a thin cotton tee, staring at you from across a room. (wait a minute, something is stirring in me.... no, no, nope, it's just the espresso.)
and what about the hard body? Not so many years ago, ... oh never mind.....
Joe (He has a nice smile and iron teeth.) Nation
I soooo lost this bet, but love the company here.
I have an idea to really piss Kickycan off. Let's start working backward on this thread. First, I'll delete this message, then squinney deletes hers, followed by Lucifer, etc.
Pretty soon we'll be back to Kickys original post and he'll check in and see that the thread is unanswered and will quite possibly lose his mind.
I think this is one of my better ideas.
is slappy telling us he's cold?
Gus that is the funniest thing I have ever read......
Joe( where's my eraser) Nation
oh no you don't
i can see my target in front of me now
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(1st edit to delete: "Slappy deleted his post.")
(2nd edit to add these comments.)
how do you delete a post?