while he's thinking ...
men are so slow sometimes ...
i thought i'd give a demonstration of some of the moves I'm learning in yoga
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whaddya think?
Oh, I completely forgot. Here's my math question.
How many pounds of cheese do you think the average person could eat in one sitting?
I could eat a lot of cheese in one sitting - but prolly not much more than a pound.
I guarantee I have eaten more than a pound of mozzarella in one sitting before. I bet I could do two pounds, easy.
I had 4 little bocconcini the other day, but I could probably do more of an 3 year old cheddar.
If I eat too much cheese, I might start to feel sick...I like it, but not too much.
Yoga? I've heard there are techniques that allow you to hold your breath, so if someone tried to see if you were dead, they wouldn't be able to tell.
My friend, "Beelzebob" can do the lotus position. On a student's desk. Facing the chair side of the desk. He's fat and bald.
I had 13 of them sunday night. Not really little ones either. I think that was about a pound. I eat them like a snack all the time. Is that bad for me?
13
how long was it before you could, ya know, errrrrr, move them through?
I don't know why, but I don't seem to have any problem moving them through. They are probably the one food that I can just pig out on without having any stomach problems. Thank god I at least have bocconcini!
But man can't live on bocconcini alone.
ehbeth, are you okay? What was the

for?
Joe Nation wrote:The three most interesting things about humans are their languages, their numbers and their tools.
Specially if the language is that of love, the numbers are high and the tools impressive ...
In the language of love, I prefer to be high and the tools to be ... what?
Oh, never mind.
<Stoking up the big bong>
I know it's Wednesday but couldn't everybody just take a small hit off of this and tell me what color my ideas are?
Joe (Swip.........) Nation
ffffffffwup!
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coughhackpwah
Ehem.
Purple?
Has this become the stoner thread? Cool!
ffffffffffffffwuuuuup!
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....
<mellow mellow mellow>
<breathing in>
<big exhale>
<inhaling>
<reflecting>
<exhaling>
periwinkle, with a lavender edge
<mellow mellow mellow>
heh
periwinkle, purple, whatever.
I don't see anything for some reason.