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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:08 pm
That is the cutesie name for the IPD.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:09 pm
dlowan wrote:
Would you like me to pop a brolly in to your wiener?


LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

What the hell is a brolly?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:10 pm
An umbrella?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:10 pm
Ooh, that would hurt.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:12 pm
but useful in case of unexpected stormy weather


or if you had a very small NYC apartment with noooooo storage space
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:13 pm
ooow. <makes face>

that explains that "umbrella sex" site in the bdsm category tho ... i was wondring
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:13 pm
Oh, it's a sudden shower! <press right testicle...out pops the umbrella> instant shelter from the rain!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:13 pm
Nah - it is the new IPD - intra penile device - goes in all furled up like - like an umbrella - then gets opened oput at the top - hence the brolly.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:14 pm
so, brolly does = umbrella in OZ speak?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:14 pm
Get the hell out of here! You made that up! Who would do that?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:16 pm
Off to do some research.



<and walk the dogs>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:16 pm
littlek wrote:
so, brolly does = umbrella in OZ speak?



Yep.



I lie not - there is even a song:

It's the IPD, the IPD,
It may not feel too good to you
But it's not hurting me!
And when the pain's too much for you,
And your eyes fill up with tears -
Remember I put up with it for years....
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:17 pm
<biggrin>
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:18 pm
kickycan wrote:
Oh, it's a sudden shower! <press right testicle...out pops the umbrella> instant shelter from the rain!

only works if youve got a hard-on?

you'd look pretty silly with that umbrella flipped open towards the ground ... everybody'd be making viagra jokes and **** ...
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:19 pm
HAHA!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:20 pm
Any guy who would do that is absolutely insane.

I have to go too. I have to locate the source of a strange horrible stink in my kitchen.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:21 pm
nimh wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Oh, it's a sudden shower! <press right testicle...out pops the umbrella> instant shelter from the rain!

only works if youve got a hard-on?

you'd look pretty silly with that umbrella flipped open towards the ground ... everybody'd be making viagra jokes and **** ...


Hehehe...I thought of that, and I was trying to figure out the right way to make it funny, but I couldn't come up with the right words. Bravo!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:23 pm
The brolly is a joke, guys......you can all let go of those things, and let your breaths out.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:26 pm
I'll get you for that, dlowan!!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 07:36 pm
So now that you've all screwed me over, Cinnesthesia is the next possible winner. I won't tell you her guess though...I know what a vicious mob you all turn into when you have a common goal.
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