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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 3 Dec, 2005 10:12 pm
There is absolutely no credible evidence that eating sweets causes diabetes.








It'll make you fat as a pig, though. Smile
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 3 Dec, 2005 10:56 pm
Exactly! To quote from the Pfizer handbook on Cholesterol Lowering that my doctor gave me:

"Obesity and a sedentary lifestyle are major risk factors for type 2 diabetes..."

So instead of sitting at the computer scoffing sweets, maybe a walk to the shops for ciggies would be much healthier.

Thanks, MA, where would I be without your valued advice. :wink:
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 07:33 am
lezzles wrote:
What a cruel sadist you've turned out to be.
I'll go and eat candy instead and develop type 2 diabetes..




Is there any other sort? Oh wait, a cruel sadist means I am not being sadistic which means I am being sadistic; because, I am not being sadistic...well that is certainly confusing enough.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 08:40 am
A sadist is someone who is kind to a masochist! Laughing
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 09:14 am
Right you are, Phoenix. The masochist said, "Please hit me." The sadist replied, "No, I won't."
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 09:49 am
How does MA know these things?

Shocked
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 11:37 am
Brilliant, isn't he?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 11:43 am
Positively shiny!
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 12:55 pm
I now feel I can start the day wrapped in sunbeams.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 03:13 pm
Embarrassed aw, shucks Embarrassed
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 03:14 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Embarrassed aw, shucks Embarrassed
I didn't know there would be corn served here
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 03:21 pm
On the cob and dripping with melted butter.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 03:24 pm
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 04:36 pm
Melted butter on lobster.
I miss it.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 06:30 pm
The lobster or the butter?
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 06:47 pm
I use butter buds. It saved my life. The problem with butter is it don't taste like butter enough so you end up using a bunch more butter. Butter buds is pure butter taste without the fat.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 07:29 pm
Lobster.
I miss lobster.
And soft-shelled blue crab.

<sigh>
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2005 07:33 pm
Where are you located that these tasty morsels are being denied to you?
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 10:34 am
Is this thread long enough yet?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2005 10:46 am
Not yet, but just your being here made it get so much longer, you sexy thing...
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