How Long Can You Make My Thread Get?

Much obliged...

Hey Gezzy!

Catching up on the (for me) overnight action on the thread, I suddenly realised I have never smoked an underwired bra in my life!

What have I been missing?

Very little, I would have thought.

I wonder if Montana really has a middle lower breast.

littlek's lost left underwire.

I think one of Setanta's socks mated with it, and they ran away together.

Heard they caught the same train out of town as the dish and the spoon.

See I told you guys Randy's (Should I be proud of that)

Oh my lord, sometimes I think that my left underwire is better known around here than I am!

Nah.....you are both known equally.



But the underwire has some extra oddness value.

Rolling papers with wire? Isn't that cheating?

How DO you get a left underwire out of your teeth ?

From your resident dirty old man

Better part of a day and no answers to that riddle...

someone has to know...

I call it being prepared.
It's part of my inner Helga.

Take 'em out of the glass and give 'em a mighty good shake.

Shake em to the left or to the right or any way you can?

Sturgis, how did you get littlek's left underwire stuck in your teeth?

Oh dear.

I knew someone was gonna ask that...

um, uh, I was, er... a... looking for my scarf? Yes. That's it, I was looking for my scarf...no wait, better make it a pair of gloves. Yes, I was looking for my pair of woolen gloves and happened across littlek's garments and....I um, was checking the material to make sure the right fabric softener had been used when I heard a noise, which of course caused me to turn my head rapidly at which point the wire became caught in my beard and while trying to get free the phone rang and I became more entangled and then the wire pierced through the fabric and somehow got caught in my teeth... and all because I was looking for my sweater.

Um, I mean gloves.

(I hope someone buys this tale...maybe I should have gone with the story about selecting an outfit for my Snow-woman when I build her as part of a snow family...nah, even I wouldn't go for that story)