Really?
<adjusts bifocals>
So how did it make you feel to have dlowan accuse you of snubbing her?
<listening>
I was not feeling snubbed by osso. Osso never snubs me.
I was feeling snubbed by you, Kicky.
And I felt really hurt.
You know, I have just broken up with my fella, and I am feeling a wee tad vulnerable to being ignored.
Would you make me a nice cup of tea, and then give me a wee cuddle?
Cuddle, you say?
Oh yeah.
<throws pen and pad away...digging through tea bags...>
Ummm...what would you like, tea-wise? I have green tea, also something called "morning mist" and "snuggly seasonal brew"...
Finally gets back on a2k, says, whew, y'had me worried.
Tea for all, no?
I meant, of course, a fraternal cuddle.
You knew that, didn't you?
English Breakfast, thank you.
It IS Twining's, and loose, not teabags, no?
<the word "menage a trois" obscures all thought>
Why, of couse, Osso. What kind of tea would you like?
And dlowan, of course...hehehe...yeah, I knew that. Twining's it is.
Now both of you, just lay here on my bed while I fix you your tea...
<jackpot!>
Corgi eyes rabbit and guy warily...
Wabbit hears "pot" and eyes light up....
Pot pot pot pot pot pot...
Aw, dlowan, sorry to hear about you and your man.
Nah, it be fine.
I could wike him a lot, but not wuv him, and he wanted to be wuved!!!!
So it goes....,.
Where's me bloody tea, Kickyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Tea? You want tea? What next? Sympathy?
Here have a scone.
With jam and fresh cream?
I'll let you have the jam but the cow is on strike so no cream...
And a little something from me too...*Yoink* (pulls on bunny's ears and flies back to hell)
There is an ancient curse on those who pull Bunny's ears.
Dlowan...want me to lick ya...hehe
Well...I don't like fur in my mouth..so I'll have to pass...lol
HI BUNNY!!!!
Hey Kicky...you get all excited and poof, that hot smokin' bunny shows up and you forget about me? HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Want me to shave the bunny first so you can lick her? That's $50, and I'll add a spay somewhere in there...Wait a minute, that's the vet's routine from the Simpsons! I think I'm going to have to stop watching Season 4.
Forget it bunny, I'm cursed as ever in hell. But in a good way.
Where the hell did all this licking nonsense come from?
