ooooooh bunny's awake and ready to rumble
Bunny has to go to smegging work.
Gonna go fight the monsters of the bureaucracy?
Nah - left the bureaucracy months ago - back to normal work.
An energizer bunny in hell. That's going to be a bit of a problem for the imps. Just don't go blasting holes left, right and center, or the rocks will start crumbling on you.
In my guided tours to hell, I disguise the tourists. The last person that took the tour was disguised as a prisoner.
Let's see here...oh, I know, I'll disguise you as a toad. Imps don't like to eat toads, that's just perfect. If you're lucky, you might find your prince.
PRINCE??!!!!
I amn't no goddamn royalist!
To kiss you so you'll revert back to normal.
You mean you wouldn't want to be a bunny princess warrior?
er.... a thousand times, yes?
Fine by me. Then you can be a toad in hell forever.
That wasn't one of the options.
I ain't DOING toad.
Joe Nation wrote:er.... a thousand times, yes?
Nah - once woulda done fine.
Sheesh, dlowan, you win this wonderful prize, and you won't take the necessary precautions in order to fully enjoy it? How ungrateful!
That's assuming you decide to take the tour, I disguise you as a toad (by casting a spell), and I decide I want to ditch you in hell. Then I take it you're too cute and furry to see yourself as an ugly toad in hell.
I am too big to be a toad.
Though I'm betting dlowan could turn someone annoying into a toad. Right quick.
Nah - I can make them FEEL like a toad - or WANT to be a toad - but not BE a taod.
Not yet.
You're still developing your full skill set.
Too big to be a toad? Then you can be a giant toad. That's even better--a big ugly toad. And I can do that all with the point of a finger. Feeling like a toad or wanting to be a toad doesn't beat being one.
