Okay, now you should start to feel a tingling in your ass cheeks, followed by a slight chill. Then your brain functions will start to slow down, until you begin to hear voices. These are the voices of the monkeys. They will set you free. Listen for the message of the monkeys...
I think you were ripped off, this isn-- oh, wait. Tingle, check. So what then a chill? Ok. Eeeyep, there's the chill. Now to listen. <listening>
Oh, it's good if you chant too.
OOOWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMM...OOOWWWWWWMMMMMMMM...
I don't chant. The monkeys tell me not to chant. They tell me to go. To go to Siberia. No, wait, to Syberia.
No!
It's "wait for the Subaru".
Maybe it's "wait for the subaru" for you. But, my monkeys are saying I should go to Syberia.
Kicky, you can stop rubbing now.
Oh my, I'm getting a message here...my monkeys are telling me to drink one small glass of orange juice every morning...floss more often...and to stop being such a jackass all the time...oh, yeah, this is good stuff...
Do the monkeys tell you how often you can be a jackass?
No, they aren't being very specific...
Now they're saying something in italian...asino...asino...I wonder what that means...
The monkeys are laughing at me hysterically ... something about me reading up 20 pages of this thread ... insomnia is a terrible thing I tell ya ...
aw, have you tried warm milk? A shot of alcohol? Um, um..... and other stress relievers?
You mean masturbation, 'k????
No, she means onanism :wink:
Why, yes, Dlowan, that's what I was thinking..... wtf is onanism?
I wasn't doin' free association, i was providing a definition for onanism . . . refers to Onan, in the Old Testament, who was accused of a crime against religion for "spilling his seed upon the ground . . . "
