The Distrust Thread

I distrust anyone who appears to have one of those Nike swipes on the front of his/her cap

I distrust anybody who thinks that God has a sex. People who think god has a sex are responsible for all the gender inequality in the world.

I distrust Laeknir Scrat. Any body who decides that "Scrat" is an appropriate last name needs lessons in colloquial English. I distrust her because I think she knew this and was just playing with my head. Anybody who has the time to play with my head is displaying an deplorable lack of social life and is probably a porn junkie. As i have already mentioned, I distrust porn junkies.

I distrust Laekhnir Scrat because she refuses to heed god's word, AND doesn't like Bush. She is obviously a Satanist. I distrust satanists because they like the colour red. I don't like the colour red.

I distrust Laeknir Scrat because she criticises me for pointing out Child's obvious flaws while criticising my grammar teacher's obvious flaws. I distrust people who are inconsistent and aren't named Odd.

and i distrust people who can't tell the difference between reflected light and halos, and nike swipes.

I distrust people who think I'm female.
I'm a male sabre toothed squirrel.

Now Odd Socks made me cry.
I distrust people who make me cry.

( sorry, perhaps your photo should be a full view).

Also. I distrust children's movies in whcih the animals aren't anatomically correct.

If my photo were in full view, you'd see my left hand playing with something... it would break the TOS.

And I distrust people who want to see my genitals.

Eeewwwwwwww

i distrust nudists who distrust people looking at their genitals.

I distrust Australians Other Australians eat vegemite. Vegemite is disgusting.


Most importantly, i distrust people who say that Australia exists. Most of all, I distrust Australians because Steve Irwin comes from Australia. Steve Irwin uses fake crocodiles and says that they are real. HE also claims that Australia is real. How can I trust him?

I know I live in Adelaide, but how can I be sure that I haven't been lied to by everybody and actually live in south africa? HOW!?!?!? Don't lie to me, Australians, I'm onto you.

I distrust Laeknir Scrat, I think he is Craven de Kere...

Craven de Kere doesn't exist. The other mods invented him, Like Gus, in order to make the site more "interesting" or at least to scare away the high brow.

I distrust JoeFX's facial hair. It's obviously scheming something.

ALso, I distrust that baby in the shutterfly ad. How can a real baby be that ugly? I know it's up to something.

I distrust people who fool themselves into thinking I'm Craven de Kere.
I distrust people who try to provoke with such statements.

I admire busy young master Craven, since I have problems relating myself to technology, but this doesn't mean I trust him.

From the New Members thread, june 19 2003:

Damn! I was provoked, and fell into it.
I truly distrust myself when I do that.
I also distrust anything or anybody even vaguely Italian.

I distrust anybody who puts effort into defending themselves. They obviously have something to hide.

I distrust anybody who doesn't put effort into defending him or herself. They obviously have nothing to lose.

But Odd Socks, you're soooo right in distrusting me!

I distrust Laeknir Scrat. I distrust anyone who wants to play "interesting".

I distrust fbaezer very much.
I distrust people who always find an excuse to tell a personal anecdote and says it is others who want to play "interesting".
I distrust people who play good cop on heated threads.
And I distrust any Mexican who hasn't migrated to the USA.

Laeknir keeps mention CdK... I distrust obsessional types..

Does this means I'm obssesive-compulsive, and not only paranoid, Dr. Osso? (I must be, it's freaking late)

I meant to mention that this thread is a tour-de-force (however you spell that), Lscrat.

'Tis early here, and not, I don't think, as cold as there.

be happy with your obsessions...