The Distrust Thread

Who are you people and why do you keep following me around this board??

I distrust the Dutch.

I distrust anyone who speaks too many languages.

I distrust the Swiss, they are too neutral. They must be up to something.

I distrust Ceili, becuse she lives in Alberta. She might as well be Dutch, just with more cattle.

Scrat
Scrat, if you think Maddy (Madison) looks like a republican, wait until you see my new puppy, a Shih Tzu named Dolly (Dolly Madison). She is black and white and obviously can't be trusted if she has no gray areas.

BBB

I distrust people who have dogs growing out of their groin.

I do too.
Their liberal policies on drugs is just a screen, I suspect.
Not having a single mountain... very suspicious... like if they were from Iowa or Kansas... mmm(ni)mh



I distrust people who don't know whether I'm male or female.
I'm a male sabre toothed squirrel.

Yes, dear.

I really distrust people from Iceland. I really like that country a lot, and I've never been there and I can't find any reasons for loving Iceland, so it must be some kind of spell, voodoo or something. After all, they live on a isolated island so they must be a cult!

Oh, I distrust Dutch too. Their country has two names in each language. And I trust Don Quijote and he knew very well that you cannot trust windmills.

And those Brasilians. I deeply distrust them. On a whole big continent they are only one to speak different language. So, they must be up to something.

And I definitely distrust people that voted on this poll. Leaving messages is okay, but voting in such poll shows concerning lack of life

I distrust any person who is human.

Shewolfnm, I'm sure your meant to say: "I distrust any personæ who is human".
This means you do not distrust me.
I am so flattered!


BBB. Was Madison a republican president?
I distrust people who name their dogs after republican presidents. Specially if they expect the named dog to behave like a democrat.

I distrust the swiss, they are so ambivalent. What with their holey cheese and pocket knives.

I distrust chefs who distrust my backyard herd.

I distrust Bolivians, they too have their own language.

I distrust posters whose first name sounds like "lick me"

I distrust all women with small breasts and flat butts.....

I distrust all men with breasts ...

I distrust men with beer guts and plumbers butt .

Actually, I distrust men, period ...

So do I. Especially Child. He calls himself a child, even though he says he's a grown up and his avatar is of a women even though he's a man (with a beard) . I distrust him because he like to watch sports and he's american, so he might have voted for Bush. I distrust him because his talk about pudenda and the bikini girl in his avatar show disregard for women indicate that he has never actually spoken to a women, let alone been involved with one, because otherwise he'd know that being so openly disrespectful to women isn't going to get anybody to sleep with you. Anybody who tries that hard to prove their sexuality has to be gay. I distrust ggay people who claim to be heterosexual.


I distrust all the male people who do not admit to their porn addictions even more, though .

Listen to the man, folks!!!

I distrust people who use A2K and claim to have a life. Bah, I say!

I distrust Odd Socks.
I distrust people who think God is a man. She ain't.
If I trusted people who claim God speaks to them and writes for them, I'd become an Ameerican citizen and vote for GWB. But I distrust all of them.
I distrust Odd Socks also because the distrustable things about Child of the Light are so obvious, there is no need to further explanaition (it's like explaining a lame joke).
And I gotta distrust Odd Socks' grammar teachers.