What are you doing right now?

that was the same day you blew beer from your nose when i picked up the 7 10 split

Okay, what are you doing right...NOW!?

Good times.

still gagging kicky

I'm readiing what you just wrote...right now!

I'm hungry. I think I'll go get myself some dinner, right...NOW.

you do that... you do that right now!

Putting in my dentures and cursing at the cat in chinese, all the while looking at pornography because I am a hopeless loser that can't get any and so is resigned to looking at photos of digitally retouched girls younger than my grand-daughter who would wouldn't have shown any interest in my when I was twenty, let alone in my obese , LSD taking old age.

Edit to say grand daughter, not daughter, grand daughter

you're a honest one Odd... thats what i love about you

Nice cat, Colour book, would you like me to babysit him. Me velly gud baybi sit

God, I can't believe how racist I've become. I'm going to go do something productive before I decide to shave my head and carve swastikas into my bare flesh. Meanwhile, you guys go back to you blowup dolls.

Sorry I would let you but...he died in 2002

Aaaaawwwwwwwww I like my meat to be alive sometime in the past 6 months.. Oh well.

Sorry, but it needed to be said. Nighty night day

farewell Odd Socks... see ya in the bed

come with me, of all the septagenarian men you've slept with, you know I'm the mmost fun

that is by the understatement of the night you are so much fun its scarey.... can we play pin the tale on the pagen holiday doll?

"Pagan holiday doll" - interesting choice of words. What's made you become so coy all of a sudden?

It has become obvious to me that you folks need a tutorial with your "Nows".

THE ART OF NOWING.

Here is one of my favorites.........................*now*.......................Did you see that? It's a simple now, it's a concise now, it's a 'meat and potatos' now. You can use it anywhere, anytime, I would also like to say it's a structured now, as far as "nows" go.

Here is another one, it is a bit demonstrative but it has 'staying power' so it shouldn't be used unless you truly mean it and need to drive a point home, watch closely,...................................NOW!..................................Can you see the urgency, can you feel the excitement, me too.

I'm going to leave you with one more, this is my all time favorite, I get excited just thinking about it, everytime I use it people come out of the WOODWORK! A word of caution, this shouldn't be used by the light hearted, it takes years to develop and if you try this at home make sure there is someone there for support, I wouldn't want to see anyone get hurt, here goes................................... ~now~ .................................................If that isn't the epitome of resplendence then I don't know what is. Note how it leans so effortlessly yet elegantly to the right, as if it didn't have a care in the world.

Why all the importance of NOW? well I'll tell you..................................

because it's.................... "NOW or NEVER"

I am rather thankful that the PM's don't work as I don't have hours to spend un-jamming my in-box from the barrage of questions that must be deluging each and everyone of you.

Yours truly

Paulaj

You are a racist? I had no idea you did competitive cycling. The shaved head combats wind shear, but I assume you knew that already.

I would answer you, Paula, but I don't have time right NOW.