....besides, the election was rigged (at least that's how he sees it).
While your post was satirical, I do believe the election was
rigged in places.
A few days before Election Day, a friend of mine originally from Atlanta said that one of his friends down there went in to vote during the early voting period. The voting machine was the type that the voter pushes buttons on a screen and you get a receipt. He voted for Hillary, and got a receipt which said he voted for Trump. He went to the people at the polling place, and somehow they erased the vote and let him fill out a ballot by hand. However, when he asked about what they are going to do about all the people who already voted who did not look at the receipt, they had no answer.
More worrisome is that Georgia was not considered a Battleground state, it is a state that votes Republican in presidential elections consistently. And even there, the machines were rigged, at least in places. Makes you wonder how many places had the machines rigged in the close Battleground states.