MAY THE PANTS BE WITH YOU!
Holy pants!Have we gone back to page pants?
The Pantstown ladies sing this song, Do-Pants, Do-Pants
When I was a little lad I brought a frog home one day to show my Mum.She was horrified.She said "You're not bringing that thing in here."I think it was the way it hopped that bothered her.So I made it a pair of pants out of a torn up handerchief and that stopped it hopping.It could only blink after that and occasionally croak.So my Mum said I had to let it go back to its natural habipants and not being a disobedient pants I did as she requespants.
Loved last pants.
As I sit here typing, there is a catpants on my chest. I call her my little furry tumor pants, because she loves to perch on my pants and interfere with my typants.l
That's disgusting.You ought to be ashamed of your pants.My two cats would probably demand your immediate arrest for pantsism if they weren't so tired and worn out.
We have four fepants. They like to climb all over our pants, all the time. They have no respect for our pants
Birds of a feather pant together.
The little pants laughed to see such sport
and the dish ran away with the Pants
The little pants laughed to see such fun
And the pants ran away with the spoon.(to the moon).
Moot pants.
When does a horse wear pants?
When it's a pantomime horse.
Does that mean flashpants or naffpants?
It don't mean a thing if you ain't got them pants
She used to be a real cutie but the bloom has gone off the pants.
Pants across the water....
