Mr Paddy Ashdown was the respected leader of our Liberal Democratic Party which could have held the balance of power in the House of Pants.
He was ex-SAS which is serious pants.And he was pretty good looking in a half-pants sort of way.
Anyway he got caught making love to a lady who was,it turned out,not his wife.She probably removed her pants faster than his wife did so you can maybe sympathise.Or possibly more often and for longer.There has to be a reason.
After some "shock horror" exposure stories Mr Auberon Waugh,possibly the only intellectual left in the country outside of myself:we were in contact and would still be if he hadn't died from the after effects of an accident on active service and too much self indulgence,and more missed than I care to say,invented the name Paddy Pantsdown for his column in the Daily Telegraph, which did have a satirical bent,in lieu of his proper name.
Normally,in England, a politician can ride out such a storm by the usual methods but the name Paddy Pantsdown stuck like a dried crust to the seat of the pants.
It became the name by which everyone knew him thereafter and the Liberal Democrats,being all very,very nice people, ejected him from the leadership and the rest is history.They felt that they couldn't go into an election with a leader everybody knew as Paddy Pantsdown.
They lost their nerve and their pants.If the electorate had consisted of members of the Pants Squad on the Pants thread he would have pissed it.
Agreed?
Yes, he would have been pants-free here! Great story and very pertinent in this arena. Very much to the pants
I should have added a few things.
After his pants fell down he was elevated to the pantsage in the House of Pants as Baron Pantsdown of Norton-sub-Pantsdon which rehabilitated his respectabilty.
He is now the EU's High Pants in Bosnia and Herzegovina which is pretty big pants-down territory from what I heard.
There are dark rumours in one newspaper that he was a short pants in MI6,who wear the pants round here.
With his pants on and dressed to the right he is quite a serious pants but with them down he was a laughing pants.These women eh?They can make pants hover and go up and down at will.
Sounds like he is a very famous pants, up and down. Pants off to him.
If he were American perhaps he'd be a member of the Grand Old Pants (Party)?!
PANTS DICTIONARY ENTRY (PDE).
Slapper- a mature woman of easy pants.
I am a mature pants myself, although no slapper.
Cuckold. (PDE)
A man who has lost control of his pants.
smarty-pants....somepants just too big for his pants
Short pants-inadequate pants.
These pants were made for walking.
Those are second hand pants.
Okay, we're back!!!
Pants for Two
I've ceased showing that avatar to my friends because it has been ruining their pants.
I like that PANTS. That is (some) nice PANTS...
- Donkey from Shrek
Red pants at morning, sailors take warning
Red pants at night, sailors delight
