Most conservative humor seems to be of the vengeful striking out kind.
#1 - Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
#2 - How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation.
#3 - Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!
#4 - How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 5! Al Gore to insure it’s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a person to bail out the home owner, an ACORN member to ensure that the right person changed the bulb, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.
#5 - Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet.
#6 - Some Republicans are saying that due to his current scandals, President Obama should be impeached. In response, Obama laughed and said, 'Two words fellas: President Biden.'
#7 - Why won’t Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving? Because Vice President Biden will be out of town.
#8 - Democrats and liberals always say they are smarter than conservatives. If that is true, then why do Democrats always have problems filling out a ballot?