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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:11 pm
Did I happen to mention that I am an orphan? Cutting out the middle-man seems to be the most obvious thing here.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:14 pm
Er - I'm an orphan, too - if people ar egonna feel moved to help orphans.

I mean I really AM!
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:16 pm
I think the freshness date on orphans runs out on the 13th birthday. Then they don't elicit as many contributions.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:39 pm
panzade wrote:
I think the freshness date on orphans runs out on the 13th birthday. Then they don't elicit as many contributions.



REALLY!!!!!! Wish you had mentioned that earlier, Peckerhead!

How am I going to get rid of these two corpses without some serious financial assistance? And now my daughters are weighing up the possibilities......


'I say we should do him in now!'

'NO. I loves Daddy!'

'You can have a pony!'

'S'ok!'

'Could we lock him in the cellar and pretend he's dead?'

'No. But we could sell him as an indentured worker. I read about that in Total Girl magazine'

'How about on E-Bay?'
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:50 pm
Mr Stillwater, I am a legal aide with Dewey Dickham & Howe and I'm here to respond to your query on orphans. It is our opinion that killing your parents does not make you an orphan.Our condol....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:54 pm
Technicality!!!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 05:10 pm
Lucky for me I have the latest copies of the Australian Law Reports to hand (don't laugh, I REALLY do!). Lets see.... FAMILY LAW.... Children... Custody... Costs.... Parents slaughtered, clemency for child as they are an orphan.... 'Lizzie Borden' defence... Only in months with an 'r'... f@cking lawyers!

Hmmmm.... ENVIRONMENT.... Fauna.... Vermin.... Lagermorphs.... R v. Peter Rabbit and the Cottontail Family... Extreme measures deemed 'OK' by the High Court
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:18 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:

How am I going to get rid of these two corpses without some serious financial assistance? And now my daughters are weighing up the possibilities......


I just wrote you out a check for 2 million dollars and it isn't enough?

I have come to the conclusion that ............................your a lawyer, so, with that being said, I'm cancelling the check (if you have already spent the money, your lawyer skills will come in handy to get you out of debtors jail in short, your f@cked) and will be giving the money to Pan and Dlowan as they are TRUE orphans.

Mr. Stillwater, if you think this is unfair remember this-

'The only fair in life is at a carnival'

God Bless :-)
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:22 am
Man, don't you hate it when people stick it to you and then give ya that little "Red Skelton" "God Bless"?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:24 am
panzade wrote:
Man, don't you hate it when people stick it to you and then give ya that little "Red Skelton" "God Bless"?


Pan

I just alotted you a million dollars, are you making fun of me?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:37 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Lucky for me I have the latest copies of the Australian Law Reports to hand (don't laugh, I REALLY do!). Lets see.... FAMILY LAW.... Children... Custody... Costs.... Parents slaughtered, clemency for child as they are an orphan.... 'Lizzie Borden' defence... Only in months with an 'r'... f@cking lawyers!

Hmmmm.... ENVIRONMENT.... Fauna.... Vermin.... Lagermorphs.... R v. Peter Rabbit and the Cottontail Family... Extreme measures deemed 'OK' by the High Court


You know, Scummy, you always fail to notice when I AM ON YOUR SIDE.

It makes me sad....


http://www.jeffandlauren.net/old/lauren/old/plush/web/sadbunny.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:38 am
Round objects have difficulty distinguishing sides
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:41 am
Is he round?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:43 am
No, but he gets around.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:49 am
"Round Round Get Around"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 06:50 am
Well, I know he WANTS to.....heehee...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 06:17 pm
dlowan wrote:
Well, I know he WANTS to.....heehee...



My friend Deb, everyone! 'My side' has never looked better!!!!
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Mon 8 Nov, 2004 11:48 pm
Would I be correct in assuming that this thread has something to do with the episode of the Simpsons where they come to Australia so that the prime minister can kick bart in the butt?

I'm right, aren;t I ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2004 12:01 am
No. I believe you are wrong. Sorry, but there it is.
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2004 12:59 am
Laughing hehehe, no, i meant Seed's original message rather than the current digression.
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