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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:35 pm
Does the water in the toliet down there really go the opposite direction?
No it doesn't. The coriolis force is not strong enough.
This should explain it.
The coriolis force does have an effect and if you set up the right experiments you can get the water to go the way it should. This doesn't work though for everyday things like toilets and sinks. It has to be a large body of water completely sealed from any disturbance. You also have to let the water sit for a long time to eliminate any currents.
Well, I don't THINK I have too many currents in my toot - but, who knows?
If you would like to invest in ground-breaking research into this very topic I am the fellow to send the money to as I will be happy to share a Nobel Prize with my sponsor.
The idea is brilliantly simple. A fluid of a know weight, consistency, chemical make-up and alcohol content is tested to peak-absorption at a number of 'filling stations' throughout the city of Sydney during the times of 6pm through closing time. After processing through a pair of KInetic Di-NEYsian filters (or KIDNEYS for short) the result is carefully ejected into a number of 'collection stations' located in close proximity to the 'filling-stations'. A variety of salty snacks are consumed to assist in the process.
Alas, I find my present salary unable to meet the requirements for raw materials and bail. Please send lots of money (we'll sort out the paperwork later) to: Stillwater Research & Drinking Club c/- The Mercantile Hotel, the Bowlers Club of NSW, the Greengate, Newport Arms Hotel and the Woolpack if we've got time for a quick one before the train comes.
Mr Stillwater! Telegram for Mr Stillwater!
dlowan wrote:Still watering, eh?
This research stuff is a piece of piss
Well, I was crushed to find out that the Aussie jon water does not swirl in the opposite direction as here in the USA.
Seeing that effect in person was the number one reason I had for wanting to go to the Land Down Under for a visit.
Now I am left without any reason.
Joe
Send your money post-haste Joe-boy, I feel that we may be reaching a scientific breakthrough!!!!!!!!
Damn, the specially calibrated scientific-type apparatus just pissed all over the toilet seat!!!
Report to the Nobel Institute, Oslo, Norway.
Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go.
A fine little girl, she wait for me. Me catch the ship across the sea.
I sailed the ship all alone. I never think I'll make it home.
Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go.
Three nights and days we sailed the sea. Me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there. I smell the rose in her hair.
Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go.
Me see Jamaican moon above. It won't be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then. I tell her I never leave again.
Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go.
Is that what The Kingsmen were singing? Us prebubes would titter when he said:"I spill a load all in her hair"
Mr Stillwater wrote:If you would like to invest in ground-breaking research into this very topic I am the fellow to send the money to as I will be happy to share a Nobel Prize with my sponsor.
The idea is brilliantly simple. A fluid of a know weight, consistency, chemical make-up and alcohol content is tested to peak-absorption at a number of 'filling stations' throughout the city of Sydney during the times of 6pm through closing time. After processing through a pair of KInetic Di-NEYsian filters (or KIDNEYS for short) the result is carefully ejected into a number of 'collection stations' located in close proximity to the 'filling-stations'. A variety of salty snacks are consumed to assist in the process.
Alas, I find my present salary unable to meet the requirements for raw materials and bail. Please send lots of money (we'll sort out the paperwork later) to: Stillwater Research & Drinking Club c/- The Mercantile Hotel, the Bowlers Club of NSW, the Greengate, Newport Arms Hotel and the Woolpack if we've got time for a quick one before the train comes.
PAY to the
Order of__Stillwater Research & Drinking Club___________$2,000,000.00
_________Two million dollars ______________________________Dollars
For_Self Medication____________ ____ Paula J Spendalot___
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While you've got your checkbook out Paula...
I've been running this orphanage for nigh on thirty years and the Federal asistance program just ran out. Could you be so kind as to send a check to :
Panzade
Little Latin Loopy Loo Orphanage
Lagos, Nigeria
panzade wrote:While you've got your checkbook out Paula...
I've been running this orphanage for nigh on thirty years and the Federal asistance program just ran out. Could you be so kind as to send a check to :
Panzade
Little Latin Loopy Loo Orphanage
Lagos, Nigeria
All I have is cash. Will that do?
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