"Yes. I want that girl in a Cole Porter song. I wanna see Lena Horne at the Cotton Club -- hear Billie Holiday sing fine and mellow -- walk in that kind of rain that never washes perfume away. I wanna be in love with something. Anything. Just the idea. A dog, a cat. Anything. Just something."
"Save The Tiger"
"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jaws"
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother
Maynard carries with him! Brother
Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
???: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
"Monty Python and The Holy Grail"
The last line in ANIMAL HOUSE;
You f*#ed up kid, you trusted us.
Mills75 wrote:Highway: Be advised. I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a fleas ass at 200 meters. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
Heartbreak Ridge
LMAO ... never seen the movie, and I'm still laughing! Nice work.
"aaargh! did you see what god just did to us man?"
"god didn't do that! you did it! you're a ******* narc"
"If you want to go, go. If you want to stay, relax."
(A. Banderas in Desperado)
"I feel very close to you Chauncy Gardner"
"Why yes, our chairs are nearly touching"
Being There
