JP, Diane just posted a story about a fellow weight-lifter, and I was thinking...could you make the weights in my avatar rise...slowly?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1109832#1109832
"Here'sthe first sentence of The Eastern Express article, with just that one word changed: "A Daosit philospher and martial art expert who has spent a lifetime mastering the art of lifting weights with his Packwood showed his prowess yesterday by lifting 159 kilograms of metal discs in one burst of masculine strength." Above the article is a large and-if you are a male-very scary photograph showing this guy squatting over a massive pile of weights; in the background is an onlooker who is clearly thinking the Chinese word for"Ouch." The story (again, I am making tasteful word substitutions) goes onto state: "Chan Tze-tan, 49, attached a total of 159 kg of weights to several red ropes which he tied tightly around his Packwood and Newts. He then lifted the metal discs 12 centimeters off the floor and held on for 10-seconds before letting go."