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Not as much as the platypus and duck!


It is on the way.

here ya go oldtimer, take a pull.
it'll calm those frazzled nerves...

The shadow on that flask looks like a penis.

its not!!
get yer mind outta the gutter jp...

I'm sorry... its all this talk of ducks, platypi and fellatio.

Just checked my mail, jpin. Nothing there.

I sent it again Gus.

If it doesn't work I will post a link where you can download it.

I received both messages, jpin.

Excellent work! Who would have thought a guy could request a platypus going down on a duck and actually have the request honored?

I'm gonna frame that bad boy.

Thanks again.

Ok, so if you do have it gus, can the rest of us see it, just for a quick second? Please?

You still in the area, standup?

I aim to please, gus.

Anybody have any other requests... don't be afraid to ask.

Well, I waited patiently for you, standup, but you never showed. I was going to show you the fellatio performing platypus and then quickly erase it before the hamsters' sirens started going off.

Another time.

Thinking, jp.

Ok, I have mentioned, somewhere on a2k, getting, or trying to get, photos of my Pacco (see avatar), who happens to be sans his original potency, humping his dearest pal, Derby the Dobie, who indeed is in the same situation. Derby - dog of my business partner - the sweeter of the two dogs, is in fact a plumblossom. He is motherly to the vulnerable dogs in doggie day care, or was; he has graduated to being able to stay at home with BP's husband during the day, without chewing books or dogbeds or glasses cases or wallets.

But sweet, a true darling. Pacco isn't darling, exactly. Snarfle. For your info, he is a Pembroke Corgi out of the Sequoia Humane Society.

But they soooo love to play, and it always progresses to Pacco, a fraction of the size of Derby, humping his little bod at a fine pace at what e'er surface of the Derb's body he happens to be at.


Hint - if you go look at Pets in the Gallery, somewhere in there is a diff view of the Pacc and myself.

Let's say I try to find my best photo of it so far, not easy since our inner office is in lowish light, and you, at your leisure - since I won't find my photo for at least a couple of weeks - see what you can do.

I don't want a new avatar, the one here is my avatar. But I wouldn't mind a sometime avatar. My hope is that I find my photo and we can compare and contrast.

Hey Gus, thanks for waiting, sorry I didn't make it, i'll catch up with you next time if that's ok! :wink:

can you make a clemson (the college football team) paw smack the USC gamecock mascot?

I shall search the gallery and your search your pictures...I'm sure we can come up with a suitable picture.

I imagine I could... I'll search for images and see what I can find.

impressive!