Can God have sex with a human?

Your imaginary friend God can do anything within your own imagination.

Yes, but only with domestic livestock . . .

"How was your date last night, Jesus?"

"Not baaaaaaaaad."

Yes, because as the legend goes, God (Bonifaz or Clorovolvoly as some know God) is in each and every one of us. And let's not forget that he managed to get a loaf of bread in sweet and innocent Mary's oven.

Sadly though, it is said that God cannot achieve the fullest of pleasure during these encounters.

Are you?..

Set, you will surely go to hell!

Man was created in god's image. That's pretty clear.

The apodictical existential pantheist says, "Of course He/She/It can," hundreds of millions of times a day

Zeus had all sorts of mortal mistresses and offspring from these affairs, e.g. Alcmene and their son Heracles.

I'm not worried. I say, there'll be more of us, so the hours will be shorter.

That's so old a joke it's impossible that it engendered a laugh from anyone who wasn't, like you, inclined to deliberately, and gratuitously outrage a large section of the public.

The Great Setanta is not so perfects as he sees himself that if delving was allowed and done, an issue/subject/relationship wouldn't be found that a smug and dismissive post tweaking the Great Set would result in him feeling outraged (and almost assuredly defensive) and insulted.

But Christians who believe Jesus to be their Savior and The Son of God, well they're all assholes and so deserve to be outraged and insulted. Especially if it tweaks one's sophomoric sense of humor.

Nevertheless, how courageous of an atheist to shove it up the noses of Christians in an obscure internet discussion forum.

If he's god, nobody can tell him not to, if she so desires.

You gotta watch what you're saying! There will be too many volunteers.

I wonder if he ever shoots blanks.

Too many will cause blanks. Even a six shooter has more shots.

Actually it's a good question.
Sex, at its best, is intimacy with another.

Religions tell us that we cannot be intimate with God. They say he is beyond our comprehension, we are too sinful to understand the 'unconditional love' of God, and other such blather. That's bullshit.

We can be intimate with God.

Have you had sex with god yet? If not, what's the problem?

OH yes, grand glorious sex, simultaneous orgasms, the works...

Good. I was worried for you.

One sided stories are always suspect. We're just going to have to wait to hear from god.