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Can God have sex with a human?

 
 
Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 02:45 pm
Is God capable of having sex?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 02:51 pm
@Thomas33,
Your imaginary friend God can do anything within your own imagination.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 02:55 pm
@Thomas33,
Thomas33 wrote:
Is God capable of having sex?


Yes, but only with domestic livestock . . .

"How was your date last night, Jesus?"

"Not baaaaaaaaad."
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 02:58 pm
@Thomas33,
Yes, because as the legend goes, God (Bonifaz or Clorovolvoly as some know God) is in each and every one of us. And let's not forget that he managed to get a loaf of bread in sweet and innocent Mary's oven.

Sadly though, it is said that God cannot achieve the fullest of pleasure during these encounters.
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High Strangeness
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 03:15 pm
@Thomas33,
Quote:
Is God capable of having sex?


Are you?..Wink
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contrex
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 03:34 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
"Not baaaaaaaaad."

Set, you will surely go to hell!

cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 03:39 pm
@Thomas33,
Man was created in god's image. That's pretty clear.
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 03:55 pm
@Thomas33,
The apodictical existential pantheist says, "Of course He/She/It can," hundreds of millions of times a day
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 04:04 pm
Zeus had all sorts of mortal mistresses and offspring from these affairs, e.g. Alcmene and their son Heracles.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2016 04:28 pm
@contrex,
I'm not worried. I say, there'll be more of us, so the hours will be shorter.
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 03:01 pm
@Setanta,
That's so old a joke it's impossible that it engendered a laugh from anyone who wasn't, like you, inclined to deliberately, and gratuitously outrage a large section of the public.

The Great Setanta is not so perfects as he sees himself that if delving was allowed and done, an issue/subject/relationship wouldn't be found that a smug and dismissive post tweaking the Great Set would result in him feeling outraged (and almost assuredly defensive) and insulted.

But Christians who believe Jesus to be their Savior and The Son of God, well they're all assholes and so deserve to be outraged and insulted. Especially if it tweaks one's sophomoric sense of humor.

Nevertheless, how courageous of an atheist to shove it up the noses of Christians in an obscure internet discussion forum.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 03:21 pm
If he's god, nobody can tell him not to, if she so desires.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 03:27 pm
@edgarblythe,
You gotta watch what you're saying! There will be too many volunteers.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 03:37 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I wonder if he ever shoots blanks.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 04:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
Too many will cause blanks. Even a six shooter has more shots.
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Leadfoot
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 04:40 pm
Actually it's a good question.
Sex, at its best, is intimacy with another.

Religions tell us that we cannot be intimate with God. They say he is beyond our comprehension, we are too sinful to understand the 'unconditional love' of God, and other such blather. That's bullshit.

We can be intimate with God.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 04:43 pm
@Leadfoot,
Have you had sex with god yet? If not, what's the problem?
Leadfoot
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 05:12 pm
@edgarblythe,
OH yes, grand glorious sex, simultaneous orgasms, the works...
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 06:22 pm
@Leadfoot,
Good. I was worried for you.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 06:27 pm
@Leadfoot,
One sided stories are always suspect. We're just going to have to wait to hear from god.
 

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