I ythink she keeps a bottle of some very bitter pills (probably quinine) so that she can maintain the constipated look on her face !
Gautam --- beware the snapping teeth of corgis or constipation may never be your problem. Run run run.
Gautam, The queen has had to swallow more than a few bitter pills. The photo of Fergie's toes being sucked was one of the bigger ones. That would make any mother-in-law look constipated.
So...you think Liz is a bit constipated? Could that explain why Liz has a bottle of Magnesium citrate in her purse, underneath her vibrator?
Is that a "Big Mac" in Liz's purse? With or without cheese?
We forgot the Ben-Gay for her tennis elbow, caused by 60 years of The Wave.
Neat one Larry, She has the copyright on the wave. The picture may incur royalty fees.
New Haven, heavy with cheese, hold the pickle and the Lady says plenty of ice in the vodka, and for God's sake don't spill it.
The last guy is doing 10 years in The Tower.
She seemed to struggle with the right wave style for a few years, but had it down nicely by the sixties.
New Haven, Not sure about the magnesim since we don't know whether the queen is constipated or just looks constipated. And I'm guessing Big Mac with cheese.
Ah, yes, the Wave. Ben-Gay? I guess she'd be feeling a bit sore after all these years of waving. Ok, Ben-Gay.
LarryBS:
Is there a diamond stud in Liz's nose or is that a speck of dust on the internet?
Roberta:
If Liz has cheese on her Big Mac, she'll be even more constipated !
New Haven, It's either a diamond stud or a wart. It's definitely not dust.
And a loud lol for the cheeseburger/constipation remark.
A wart on Liz's face? Does she need a tube of "Wartoff" for her purse?
After all these years, HRH, Our Mother, here-after known as Queenie,has collected and saved a Whole Lotta Love from a whole lotta people.
So I wonder if she plays the song below on here walkman. Nah, probably not, but I do.
In My Life
(John Lennon, Paul McCartney)
Lead Vocal: John Lennon
There are places I remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
I'll always remember when Queen Elizabeth visited Boston. What a sensation.
Must add;
Those bran flakes in the bottom of Liz's purse will help with her constipation.
: pussy cat...pussy cat where have you been..I've been to London to visit the queen..Pussycat..pussycat what found you there...I frightened a littl mouse under her chair.
There She is again Stepin out of a Limousine MMM
Lookin like the cover of a twenty dollar magazine MMM
Shes got it were you'll find it
If you know what I mean MMM
Shes a Natural Born Woman
Natural Born Woman
Natural Born Woman
There she is again watch her stoppin the Street in its tracks
Lookin like a Creol Queen hair hangin down her Back
I said don't look to long boy
She'll make your glasses crack
Whoo
She's a Natural born Woman
Natural Born Woman
Natural Born Woman
