New Haven, Playboy!? Maybe Playgirl? Denture glue? Probably.
Dyslexia, Does she have one of those from Elvis too? I thought mine was the only one. Phooey.
A mouse trap and a picture of Bill Clinton ( naked ).
Wow, queenie's a pretty hip old broad!
I'm fresh out of ideas for the current Queen, but I'll bet her mother's purse contained:
...voodoo doll that looked like Wallis Simpson, and plenty of pins to stick it with, and
...several of those little bottles like you get on airplanes: half containing gin and the other half containing tonic (emergency provisions)
She subscribes to Majesty magazine just to gloat.
New Haven, A mousetrap avec or sans squooshed rodent? A naked picture of Bill Clinton avec or sans cigar?
Bree, so you think the Queen Mum was practicing voodoo? On Wallis Simpson. Didn't work. But Mum outlived her by a lot.
Larry, Is there really a magazine called Majesty? What is it? Is the target market royalty? Must have a very small circulation.
Roberta, I doubt it has a huge circulation, but there is a big market for royal scuttlebutt, I'm sure you know, esp. since Di's demise. Majesty covers all the royals, not just Britain, as well as royal wanna-bes, shoulda-beens, etc. Certain relatives of mine eat that stuff up, as in, they have a subscription to it.
Hello Roberta!
Snacks for her corgis ... She's absolutely
dotty about them! (the corgis, not the snacks!)
Hail to Liz
She's allright
She's got a purse,
Now ain't that bright?
<shnork> I am totally laughing over this.
PS Does she carry breath mints? Or are those only for commoners?
A naked man with a cigar? What would Freud call that?
Larry, Royal scuttlebutt is not my thing. How many royals are there these days? Probably more roaming around dethroned than throned.
Hi Olga, She probably does have dog snacks in her purse. Are you sure she doens't nibble on one occasionally? Even queens get hungry.
Phoenix, Sorry that this thread has invaded your subconscious. So you dreamed about the queen of England. Did she have a purse in your dream?
Jespah, I'm guessing that queens don't use breath mints. Do they care whom they offend? I doubt it.
New Haven, Thanks for the lovely poem. As for Freud and the naked man with a cigar--overkill, maybe.
Liz:
Are you sure you need hair dye?
QUEENIES GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
James Brown
Come here sister.....Queenies in the swing
She ain't too hip...about that new breed thing
Shee ain't no drag
Queenies got a brand new bag
Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene
She's not too fancy....but her mind is might clean
She ain't no drag.
Queenies got a brand new bag
She's doing the Jerk....
She's doing the Fly
Don't play her cheap 'cause you know she ain't shy
She's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later
alligator.
Come here sister
Queenies in the swing
She ain't too hip now
but I can dig that new breed babe;
She ain't no drag
She's got a brand new bag
Oh Queenie! She's doing the Jerk
Queenie...she's doing the Jerk
She's doing the twist ... just like this,
She's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
The thing's....like the Boomerang.
Hey....come on
Hey! Hey.....come on
Hey! Hey....he's pu tight...out of sight...
Come on. Hey! Hey
Uh oh, Phoenix, step back from the computer, take deep breaths, start a mantra, Ohmmmmm, and move on to another, less demanding thread. Please Phoenix, save yourself!!!
John, if Liz keeps grooving like that, Queenie's gonna need a brand new hip.
Did you ever think that queenie might keep breath mints for the dental health impaired, common masses? After all, there are times when she actually gets close enough to catch a whiff. Wouldn't want to see queenie swoon.
New Haven, Why would Queenie be dying her hair gray? I think the dye is out.
Oldandknew, I had no idea that Queenie had a brand new bag. Her bags sure don't look new.
Diane, I can't fathom that the queen of England would carry breath mints just in case a commoner exhaled in her direction. Wouldn't some royal footman or page or whatever be charged with carrying around the mints and forcing them into the mouths of people who will come in contact with the queen? But hey, what do I know about royal types and how they deal with incoming halitosis?
I can just imagine this on some footman's resume:
Breath Mint Dispenser and Footman, Buckingham Palace 2000 - 2003
PS My husband suggested that Queen Liz might be carrying around what would euphemistically be referred to as a sex toy.
