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Mon 6 Sep, 2004 12:00 pm
Gangsta Moshe, upon seeing that all of his bling bling has been melted into a calf becomes very upset:
Oy gevalt you gonna mess with my crew?
My homey Aharon and his kin be real Jews
But look at all this mishugas it's drivin me crazy
You call yourselves the chosen ones but your future is hazy
I'm smashin these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
I'm gonna smash these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Let go of your old habits
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Then I'm gonna smash the tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
When I saw the flaming bush I thought I was on drugs (gasp)
But then I found proof it was real, a brand new pair of Lugz. (nice boots)
I came back to Mitzrayim but you had no faith in God. (That's true)
But he still sent me over with my super enhanced rod.
I'm smashin these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
I'm gonna smash these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Let go of your old habits
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Then I'm gonna smash the tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
The plagues didn't fade til the Egyptians obeyed HaShem
You got to Sinai but you might as well praise Aten.
Golden calves can break in half like any piece of metal
You best straighten out your foreign ways if you still want to settle.
I'm smashin these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
I'm gonna smash these tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Let go of your old habits
"No Moshe No Moshe."
Then I'm gonna smash the tablets
"No Moshe No Moshe."
You paskudnyaks don't deserve these Laws
You've got some major character flaws
You never took the time to pause
And think of what your deeds would cause
Your behavior deserves applause
from the ones who tell of Minataurs
But the most important clause
is that your God Hashem is God
So now don't you think it's odd
the maudlin way you cry for God
I will go speak to The Lord
And see about all this dischord.
I've smashed those tablets
"Oh Moshe No Moshe."
I smashed em and I crashed em
"mumble grumble mumble grumble"
Let go of your old habits
"Sure Moshe, that's kosher."
You better be good when I come back
No soup for you!
Heh. heh.
Shalom y'all
JewTang
RedMentch
MethodMentch
Alter schmutzig Mamzer
Hey, man, I rate your kosher rap
That Moshe was a real neat chap
Sure thing, Cav. That's the thread that gave me the idea. After I posted my poem I decided to make an attempt. I think it comes across as a white guy with no rhythm tryin to git down, but that's okay.
Wait, is it git down? Oh damn my lack of coolness. Alter schmutzig mamzer means old dirty bastard.
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