dlowan wrote:I do - I do! I wanna be bad
Just be yourself. Ya got it made, bunny!
Hmmmmm - idea from the audience - I can have trouble if I play with Slappy -let us hope he has more fun things in mind than not rewinding DVDs!
I gotta go to work soon, sigh......hope I DON'T make trouble there -trouble is baaaaaad at work....
I am off to take the "Do Not Remove" tag off mer mattress - then I might go bend, fold, staple or mutilate something...before breakfast...
Wanna make trouble Deb? Have a kid.
Wanna doom the planet? Clone yourself.
WELL!!! A CHARMING incursion from our fearless (at least hitherto) leader!!!!!! Who may, by the way, go hump a goat! If he hasn't already! Prolly on his seventh goat for the day....oh never mind.....
Seems I am not the only one looking for trouble today!
"Don't provoke the Bunny."
Hmmmm - searching conscious and subconscious memories for material on Craven with which to concoct dastardly and believable rumours....so much to choose from - so little time - and what WOULDN'T be believable.......
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini....
So banal, so nothing - bikinis, pshaw .....I am after darker trouble.... for SOMEONE....
I can have someone blow away the bubbles.
you have a death wish? an irresistible urge towards self-destruction?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
All bark, no bite.
Hey I found a picture of the bunny that hurt me as a kid. I'll scan it sometime and post it.
Bunnies are evil.
A bunny hurt you as a kid? 'Twas a pre-emptive strike then! Heehee - all bark and no bite, are we?
Bunnies are kind and tolerant and wise and lovely - you musta provoked it...although it is hard to imagine you doing such a thing.........hmmmmmmmm?
dlowan wrote:We need some of the other bad heavies here - Like craven, and Bethie, and Moondoggy and suchlike.....
Code:gasp
Code:thud
i have a new image to attain, doncha know
Garn Beth - you knowed you was trouble!!!!!!!!
Little package, big trouble - not so, Setanta?
bad bunny.
bad bad bunny!
dlowan wrote:A bunny hurt you as a kid? 'Twas a pre-emptive strike then! Heehee - all bark and no bite, are we?
Now you are taking credit for the rabbit's actions? My my.
The rabbit was a wild one that didn't like being held. I'll post the pictures one day.
i think craven beat you to it, with his women are evil thread. it should be a fun trouble making thread. c-ya there.
you can hear the thundering herd of crazed oppressive women running to defend their right to be crazed and oppressive, to break cd's with abandon, and to keep us poor menfolk underfoot.