I do - I do! I wanna be bad - I wanna put drawing pins on people's seats - I wanna be quippy and sarcastic to nice people - I wanna be riotous and naughty - I wanna disabuse anyone who thinks I am nice. I wanna make up gossip and see how long it takes to get really way weird.....
Now - YOU are a man who KNOWS how to be BAAAAAAAAAAD Gautam! I already hit the advice jackpot!
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the prince
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 04:38 am
U mean just the threat created the stink all the way to London ? What will happen if u actually fart ?? Bring out the gas masks !!!!!
Bad ?? Moi ???
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pueo
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 04:45 am
a thread made for me. what to say, what advise to give?
must think more.
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 04:50 am
heeeheee - here is the juice on Pueo!
He REALLY IS AN OWL!!!!!
No joke!
He types wiv his wittle claws!! He does! We is getting an owl's eye view of Guam!
C'mon G - you know how bad you are.
We need some of the other bad heavies here - Like craven, and Bethie, and Moondoggy and suchlike.....
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pueo
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 04:54 am
good start grasshopper. much more to learn.
btw, it's talons, not claws......
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the prince
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 05:02 am
1. Make a date with guy 1.
2. Come across guy 2, who i smuch better than guy 1.
3. Make a date with guy 2 - at the same place, same time
4. Forget to cancel the date with guy 1
5. When both of them turn up (much to yr amazement) suggest that the best way to resolve the situation is to have a threesome.
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msolga
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 05:22 am
... or charm both of them at once! (What did Vanessa R say in Morgan? Something like: You 2 can fight it out & the winner can have me!)
Or you could dance on the table!
Is that bad enough, dlowan, or do you require even BADDER suggestions?
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the prince
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 05:25 am
Oh both of them have been charmed - that is why they are there
Why ask for one only when you can have both ?
Dancing on the bed is much more preferable to dancing on the table
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 06:18 am
Oh - I have done badder things than that before breakfast!
but... this is a family site......
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dlowan
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 06:19 am
You like to dance, G?
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the prince
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 07:48 am
Hmmm......bad things before breakfast ??? I think they are badder if done after breakfast :wink:
Yeah dlowan, having two left feet doesnt diminish my love or enthusiasm for dancing. Tank me up with enuff booze, put on some pumping music and off I go !! (god help the other patrons of the dance floor)
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littlek
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 08:16 am
dlowan wrote:
I only threatened. Little k REALLY farts!
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dyslexia
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 08:20 am
"I only threatened. Little k REALLY farts!"
more room out than in!
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littlek
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 08:21 am
hahahaha
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Phoenix32890
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Mon 20 Jan, 2003 08:22 am
Remember the old song, "I Can Do Anything Better Than You Can", Well:
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