Movie Gets Satan's Official Seal of Approval!

So how does this work? I assume the moviegoer is pledging his soul to Satan by attending. Does the theater then pay out large sums of money to attendees in order to buy their souls? Or are we supposed to appreciate the show so much that the show itself is our payment?

Will this movie be playing at Wrigley Field? and if so can I bring in a goat to sacrifice?

I'm not watching any movie because it is stamped-worthy by a cultural group.
I'll read the reviews and judge it from that.
Nothing against COS either.
They don't perform sacrifices, drink blood, induce torture, etc - They are Luciferians and percieve said angel (Lucifer) as a preferable deity to Christ.
Does it matter?

You get a free small popcorn and soda when you sign away your soul to the Devil.

Wow...

"C'mon over to the Dark Side... We have cookies..."