@layman,
												Quote:You yourself suggested....Special relativity can only "resolve" the so-called "twin paradox" by abandoning relative simultaneity and adopting absolute....
 Forgive me Lay if you misread my assertion.  I see 
relative simultaneity as the only way to resolve
Thus here are the three of us:  me sitting here, you at takeoff, and Marty just happening by.  I say it's noon on Mars, you say it's 12:05, and Marty says 11:55.  But Albert's relativity has a hidden assumption, that I'm right and both of you are wrong;  precisely why there's a Twin Paradox.  However if we assume instead that you're just as right as me, 
poof the paradox--as well as other effects of relativity supposedly at speed c--vanish 
Quote:...--unless they're plumb wack
 Lay forgive, but I don't know what you mean by that.  I must be wack because I had read--about conventional relativity--from many different reliable sources--that your clock does indeed stop--that's it's been proven conclusively