Will Smith SUCKS

I still beg to differ with eoe on Ali. I just wasn't convinced, having been a fan of Ali since I was a kid. It was a noble effort though, I'll give him that.

word... true!

Okay, I will tell you. It's horrible, really.

When I was a little kicky, I lived in West Philly and I used to rap. Yeah, I was the best rapper in the city, and I called myself "Fresh Prince".

We were both in a rap contest at a place called "Skeezie's". It was on Grand Avenue, in a rough part of town. I had won the title the year before, and this year, I was poised to take it again. Me and "Lil Willie" as he called himself then, went head to head for the title, and for ten minutes, the crowd was bumpin' as we threw down some of the freshest, dopest rhymes ever heard in that city. Of course, I was the crowd favorite. He was comin' with that weak-ass **** about parents don't understand and all that, and I was freestylin' about dope **** like how f*ckin' gangsta I was and all, you know!?

The winner was supposed to be decided by who got the loudest cheers from the crowd at the end. Of course I got the loudest cheers, by a LOT, but once they stopped, the judge winked at Will and said, "And the new champion, by your applause, is Lil Willie"! The crowd erupted into boos and stormed the stage, and that little pussy begged me to save him. I found out later that the MC was his buddy Jazzy Jeff.

I did help him though, sneaking him out the back way and giving him a ride in my Pinto. "Cool ride," He said as I pulled up to his door in the burbs, "Yo, homey, I owe you for this. You saved my ass tonight. By the way, I like your name, dude. Fresh Prince. Real cool." The next day, I heard he got a sitcom, and I never heard from him again.

He stole my rap name, he stole my title, and I never heard a thank you or an acknowledgement EVER of how it was ME who was the "Fresh Prince", and it was ME who won the contest, and how it was ME who saved his ass. It should have been ME playing Ali! It should be me banging Jada Pinkett! HE STOLE MY LIFE!

YIIIAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Calm down, buckaroo. Here, have a toll house cookie.

With some Nutella liberally spread over it.

As far as his portrayal of Ali, with those ears he could fly like a butterfly!

I think he proved he could be a serious actor in "Six Degrees" and then, as others have said, trashed it to make a lot of money. Can't say I blame him. Kevin Spacey began his career as a serious actor but he picked some vehicles that were just perhaps a bit to artsy fartsy and couldn't delivery on the substance. It's a tricky business making movies.

[quote="eoe, suspecting that "separation" was being horribly misspelled, but still not quite sure of how to spell it,"]"Six Degrees...". for his first movie especially,[/quote]

Watch it old man. I CAN spell.

this is really a boy on boy thread ('cept for eoe), but i'll say i think will smith can look quite quite fine. i don't even care if he's an actor or a singer, or just a guy standin' around. i like the looks of him.

so slap me. i'm shallow.

What about ME!? What about the life that he stole from me!!!

DIE WILL SMITH, DIE!!!!!!!!

geez...

but are you fine, kickycan, are you fine?

do you think kc is trying to kick smoking and hasn't told us?

Fine, take his side. But if you had your whole life stolen from you by some pretty boy dipshit second-rate phoney, then you'd know my pain. Then you'd see.

And no, I'm not kicking smoking. I just had MY WHOLE LIFE STOLEN FROM ME, that's all!

Aaaw, forget it. Go on with your Will Smith lovefest. See if I care.

One day though, one day, I will have my revenge...

And by the way, I am fine. I put the "F" in fine, as a matter of fact.

I suspect kicky needs to get jiggy wit it.

Will Smith sucks

Sucks what?

Will Smith (subject)

sucks (verb)

you need an object to complete the sentence.

It could conceivably be a question but even that is grammatically incorrect, and should be "Will Smith suck?"

So is he going to suck, and if so what?


Very strange. Who is he anyway?

c'mon do it! (all the cool kids are doing it)
then you can become "kickycig"...

kicky clearly isn't seeing the bigger picture here. Write a few more raps, and a screenplay, 8 Mile II, or better yet, 9mm Mile. Let out your white rapper pain on the page, and Hollywood will snap it up.

I liked him when he was younger and he had that What you talking about Willis catchphrase.