Montana wrote, "They have to knock 3 times on the ceiling if they want me!"
Gandoof examined it. "It's in the old elvish tongue I think. No one speaks it anymore. They abandoned it years ago for urban slang."
"I speak it", said legolamb. He stepped forward and ran his fingers across the rock's surface.
"It says KNOCK 3 TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU WANT ME, TWICE ON THE PIPES IF THE ANSWER IS NO." He seemed to study it further. "And there's a signature of some kind here too. It says TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN. Must have been someone important once."
"But there's no ceiling to knock on", bobo noted.
"There would be if we were inside", grumbled poop, hoping they had a kitchen.
"Quick, legolamb", said gandoof, "what's another elvish word for ceiling?"
"Um...hooker."
"Knock 3 times on a hooker", pondered merry. "That could be expensive."
"Oh wait", said Legolamb, "in northern elvish it could be translated as..umm...door."
"Knock 3 times on the door, now that's more like it", exclaimed poop happily. He reached out and knocked 3 times and the door slid open. "See, easy as pie". He stepped inside and as his eyes adjusted, he saw a huge stack of human bones over which a sign hung saying, "Please clean up after your victims." He backed back out. "Nope, we don't want to go in there."
Extract; "Lord Of The Disc"
Look at what the critics are saying.
"Better than Harry Pothead and The Sorcerer's Bowl"
- Voldemort
"This is utterly brilliant. A true masterpiece. A legend in the making. Oh, wait a minute, I was thinking of something else, sorry."
- Rosie Fuzzybottom, The Halflington Times
"I'm telling Mom"
- Dave
"First Star Wars High School, now this...Man, I wish I was a litigation lawyer"
I think we are getting nearer to the true answer. :wink: