@maxdancona,
Don't condescend me. I've studied special relativity in some serious depth at college. You can either ignore what I say or try and understand it. Make your pick.
1) there is no such thing as a REAL STATIONARY TWIN. All the twins I know of are located on planet earth, which is evidently not stationary, as anyone opening a sink can testify (the water swirls around the sink due to the rotation of earth, aka Coriolis force).
2) Even if one would send a twin in space, his rocket will be accelerated one way or another by gravity of nearby objects, so he won't be inertial, ever. Therefore, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A REAL INERTIAL TWIN either. Only in a mind's experiment can one conceive of a twin in a purely inertial movement, in some totally void universe. It's a view of the mind, not a possible reality.
3) In this view of the mind, one can conceive of an 'inertial twin' i.e. a twin that is stationary (or in inertial movement) as compared to some inertial frame of reference.
To speak of a "stationary twin" without further specification and caveats is either misleading or simply, a shortcut to point 3 above: a view of the mind of a twin travelling inertially in some next-to-empty universe. You're not talking of any real twin here.