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Mark Twain on Christianity

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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 05:59 pm
@Patches,
You showed me nothing. You posted some images of vague blobs of light on a dark background, then claimed it was "Holy Spirit." I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, and i know a goddamned liar when i run into one.
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 06:15 pm
@Setanta,
You could not possibly know that I am lying. That is a photograph of the Holy Spirit. Seriously, I am not lying.
thack45
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:09 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

You showed me nothing. You posted some images of vague blobs of light on a dark background, then claimed it was "Holy Spirit." I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, and i know a goddamned liar when i run into one.


Well when exactly did you fall off the turnip truck? And what were you doing on it in the first place? Also, what is turnip?
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FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:16 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

You could not possibly know that I am lying. That is a photograph of the Holy Spirit. Seriously, I am not lying.


Just for the record, I don't think you're lying. I think you're genuinely so deranged that you believe all this crap. Wink
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:20 pm
@FBM,
Quote:
Just for the record, I don't think you're lying. I think you're genuinely so deranged that you believe all this crap. Wink
That would still be lying...
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:23 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Quote:
Just for the record, I don't think you're lying. I think you're genuinely so deranged that you believe all this crap. Wink
That would still be lying...


No, that would just be being wrong. You're telling the truth to the extent that your impaired perceptions allow.
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:26 pm
@FBM,
Quote:
No, that would just be being wrong. You're telling the truth to the extent that your impaired perceptions allow.
Oh wise one, who is your teacher? Smile
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:29 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Quote:
No, that would just be being wrong. You're telling the truth to the extent that your impaired perceptions allow.
Oh wise one, take me to your teacher. Smile


Step 1: Throw away that collection of Bronze Age myths made up by illiterate sheep herders and start focusing on basic science and logic.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:30 pm
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Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:30 pm
@FBM,
Quote:
Step 1: Throw away that collection of Bronze Age myths made up by illiterate sheep herders and start focusing on basic science and logic.
But, oh wise one. Who is your teacher?
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:32 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Quote:
Step 1: Throw away that collection of Bronze Age myths made up by illiterate sheep herders and start focusing on basic science and logic.
But, oh wise one. Who is your teacher?


The world outside my head is my teacher. I can tell the difference between my imgination and reality. Give it a try sometime. You don't have to grovel before an imaginary god in fear of some imaginary hell. Nor do you have to infect others with your disease, as you seem so compelled to do.
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:35 pm
@FBM,
You have so much anger and hatred in your heart. God saves people from hell through His Son Christ. Get with the program.
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Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:38 pm
@FBM,
Quote:
The world outside my head is my teacher. I can tell the difference between my imgination and reality. Give it a try sometime. You don't have to grovel before an imaginary god in fear of some imaginary hell. Nor do you have to infect others with your disease, as you seem so compelled to do.
I have heard the voice of my Father and seen His Son Jesus. They both were not in my head. Nor where they imaginary. They are very real.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:42 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Quote:
The world outside my head is my teacher. I can tell the difference between my imgination and reality. Give it a try sometime. You don't have to grovel before an imaginary god in fear of some imaginary hell. Nor do you have to infect others with your disease, as you seem so compelled to do.
I have heard the voice of my Father and seen His Son Jesus. They both were not in my head. Nor where they imaginary. They are very real.


Which is the very essence of your delusion. Prozac. I hear it works wonders. Wink
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:42 pm
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/11188462_923504534338147_5478523099664170414_n.jpg
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:48 pm
@FBM,
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Which is the very essence of your delusion.
It is you who are deluded if you do not believe that God is real. You have clearly lost touch with reality.
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:50 pm
@FBM,
Does bashing religion make you feel better? Does it calm the inner beast?
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:53 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Does bashing religion make you feel better? Does it calm the inner beast?


Obviously, having imaginary friends makes you feel better. Sadly, you're supporting a church that aids and abets child molesters and pedophiles, a religion that sees no problem with Crusades, torture, genocide, slavery and suppression of women. I wonder how people like you can sleep at night. Oh, right. By a big dose of denial.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:54 pm
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 07:57 pm
@Patches,
You whine about those who post on threads you start; but here you are spreading your stuff in an otherwise perfectly good Mark Twain thread.

Few of us doubt you actually have these experiences. But you have completely failed to validate your caterwauling contentions.
 

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