I never miss an opportunity to have a laugh, crack a joke, make people smile, you know how it is, but I'm never going to attempt to engage you in serious conversation. I decided to eschew that because it's pointless. (I might need some of that tissue back.)
Heh, heh.
I was thinking more of a Yankee Geezer.
It was George Bernard Shaw, I think, who said something about Britain and US being 2 countries separated by a common language.