@Pearlylustre,
I am reminded of the joke about the psychiatrist who shows several Rorschach blots to a man, who responds with remarks like--"That looks like two dogs doin' it," or "That looks like two whales doin' it," or "That's definitely a fat guy and a fat lady doin'it." Eventually, the shrink tells the guy that he seems to be obsessed with sex.
"Me ? ! ? ! ? You're the one with all the dirty pictures, Doc."