littlek wrote:there's a whole field in that: scatology.
I thought that was fart and doodie jokes.
Stand up, I would also suggest a trip to the vet. A long LONG time ago, an ex-girlfriend had a kitten with a similar problem. It turned out it had a virus. Also, stop anthropomorphising your cat. It's a cat. I highly doubt it has any conscious intention of getting back at you for some perceived slight on your part. The very few times that our dog has done his business in the house were because he just couldn't hold it in anymore. I'm not denying that animals have emotions, but I don't think they really know anything about malice. Mind you, they do learn from example...how many times do you **** each day?