running in a marathon - ever.
turning myself in to the proper authorities
Understanding only too well why the authorities would want to take down her particulars! :wink:
vindicated by my efforts to stay away from the long arm of the law.
wandering around like a lost sheep
Zipping in to tell Try to hush..because he is NOT YElling
buying what you're selling
Cussing - not right now anyway
Fatter than a sumo wrestler
Helping myself to another slice of yummy apple pie